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The draft is almost here, I swear. I checked the calendar and everything. We can almost finally stop talking about who the Dolphins are going to take and start talking about who the Dolphins took.
What a relief.
In the spirit of everyone slowly going insane, I felt like teeing up a few fun questions in the first edition of Pop Quiz! A series that may never materialize beyond this article.
Without further Ben McAdoo:
Poll
If the Dolphins trade up to #1 overall, you:
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27%
Will jump to the moon
(126 votes) -
54%
Will jump off the roof
(249 votes) -
18%
Hope they use it on a kicker
(85 votes)
Poll
With the 1.5 pick, the Dolphins should:
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57%
Draft a quarterback
(268 votes) -
30%
Draft another position
(141 votes) -
1%
Use it to trade up
(8 votes) -
11%
Use it to trade down
(52 votes)
Poll
Which of the following will enrage you the most?
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21%
Passing on a QB at 1.5
(102 votes) -
48%
Trading up to draft someone other than Joe Burrow
(234 votes) -
8%
Trading down from 1.5
(42 votes) -
20%
Every *Patriots draft pick
(100 votes)
Poll
Which of the following will bring you the most joy?
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37%
Drafting Tua
(180 votes) -
13%
Drafting anyone other than Tua
(63 votes) -
44%
Drafting two or more offensive linemen
(216 votes) -
4%
Trading all of our picks for a giant wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man for outside the stadium
(23 votes)
Poll
With which pick will the Dolphins draft a bust?
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16%
1.5
(76 votes) -
15%
1.18
(70 votes) -
14%
1.26
(67 votes) -
54%
None. We only draft success.
(252 votes)
Poll
In which round will the Dolphins find a gem?
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74%
5th
(344 votes) -
13%
6th
(61 votes) -
1%
7th
(9 votes) -
10%
None. We only draft failure.
(46 votes)
Poll
How many players from this draft will make the final roster?
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4%
13+
(20 votes) -
46%
9-12
(212 votes) -
45%
5-8
(209 votes) -
3%
0-4
(17 votes)
Poll
Which quarterback should the Dolphins take?
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24%
Uncle Rico
(104 votes) -
5%
Matt Saracen
(22 votes) -
15%
Shane Falco
(65 votes) -
55%
Lauren Tannehill
(235 votes)
See you when the smoke clears!