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The draft is almost here, I swear. I checked the calendar and everything. We can almost finally stop talking about who the Dolphins are going to take and start talking about who the Dolphins took.
What a relief.
In the spirit of everyone slowly going insane, I felt like teeing up a few fun questions in the first edition of Pop Quiz! A series that may never materialize beyond this article.
Without further Ben McAdoo:
Poll
If the Dolphins trade up to #1 overall, you:
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27%
Will jump to the moon
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54%
Will jump off the roof
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18%
Hope they use it on a kicker
Poll
With the 1.5 pick, the Dolphins should:
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57%
Draft a quarterback
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30%
Draft another position
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1%
Use it to trade up
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11%
Use it to trade down
Poll
Which of the following will enrage you the most?
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21%
Passing on a QB at 1.5
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48%
Trading up to draft someone other than Joe Burrow
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8%
Trading down from 1.5
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20%
Every *Patriots draft pick
Poll
Which of the following will bring you the most joy?
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37%
Drafting Tua
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13%
Drafting anyone other than Tua
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44%
Drafting two or more offensive linemen
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4%
Trading all of our picks for a giant wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man for outside the stadium
Poll
With which pick will the Dolphins draft a bust?
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16%
1.5
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15%
1.18
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14%
1.26
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54%
None. We only draft success.
Poll
In which round will the Dolphins find a gem?
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74%
5th
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13%
6th
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1%
7th
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10%
None. We only draft failure.
Poll
How many players from this draft will make the final roster?
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4%
13+
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46%
9-12
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45%
5-8
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3%
0-4
Poll
Which quarterback should the Dolphins take?
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24%
Uncle Rico
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5%
Matt Saracen
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15%
Shane Falco
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55%
Lauren Tannehill
See you when the smoke clears!