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As a fan of the Miami Dolphins, it’s important to remember to breathe. Remember that snowy game in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania in 2013 when we thought the Pittsburgh Steelers lateraled their way to a victory? Breathe.
Breathing is an important function, lungs are good. We have been through a lot. As the Dolphins community processes into the soup line of dead season, let’s take stock of what our triggers are:
~ Is it the pass rush? Can the offensive line hold up?
~ You don’t like Brian Flores? Or maybe you’re inclined to think Josh Rosen is just a mirage/failed experiment?
~ Is it the fact that Hard Rock Stadium was built on a Native American burial ground?
Whatever your fear, address it now. Come the blissful leaf-changing colors of Fall, it’s time for a new rollercoaster ride and our energies are best involved in those moments.
Be it near or fear, I know the inner jadedness in your Dolphins fandom is calling. We’ve simply seen too much. Please, share with the world, where do you think the Miami Dolphins are vulnerable?
Poll
Where do you distrust the Dolphins the most?
This poll is closed
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59%
DE/OL/CB2
(375 votes) -
7%
Investments in Brian Flores or Josh Rosen
(48 votes) -
11%
Building stadium on Native American burial ground/Other
(72 votes) -
21%
Shut up, SUTTON. You’re stupid. I forgot what I was going to say after that because of how focused I was on how stupid you are.
(134 votes)