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Caption This! Week 4 vs. New England Patriots

What’s Tom Brady thinking about as he mopes his way back to the locker room by himself?

NFL: New England Patriots at Detroit Lions Tim Fuller-USA TODAY Sports

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This week, Miami Dolphins fans find ourselves in an unusual happenstance: the aqua-and-orange are 2 games ahead of everyone in the AFC East, with the team travelling to the unfriendly confines of Foxborough, Massachusetts. Gillette Stadium is sure to be stuffed with buffoons, and here’s hoping we carry a Florida-sized chip on our shoulder up north and come out swinging.

I don’t know, ladies and gentlemen, Tom Brady looks awfully down-in-the-dumps. What got the New England Patriots QB to get in his big, sad feels? I would love to hear your interpretations down below in the Comments Section!

NFL: New England Patriots at Detroit Lions Tim Fuller-USA TODAY Sports

My entry:

  • (David Attenborough narrating) Struggling to cope with the absence of kissy-wissies with his immediate family, Tomiathis Bradyithicus has taken a lonely trek through the grey labyrinth of the concrete forest to the locker room where he’ll adorn the wardrobe of douchebaggery.