Caption This: Black Monday Edition!

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We’re days away from “Black Monday”, the day the decapitated heads of underachieving coaches, coordinators, and front office men roll to the feet of the unsatiated masses.

This photo, once a beacon of hope and light, has become yet another “still” in the trudge through the quicksand of mediocrity. Who survives the culmination of another disappointing season?

Where do you think each person will be employed come “Black Monday”? Let’s hear your thoughts! (And please, don’t take this as a “rejoicing in another’s misfortune” sort of thing, these guys are going to land on their feet. It’s more a self-deprecating look at our beloved team!)

Photo by Mike Ehrmann/Getty Images

My entry:

• Grier: Minds his own business, Miami Dolphins
• Gase: Replaces Josh McDaniels
• Tannenbaum: Tool rental area at Home Depot