Caption This: Week 9 Vs. New York Jets

“Caption This!” is a game where we try to be funny. Give the funniest caption. That’s it. If you like someone else’s caption, be so kind as to give them a REC. (If you don’t know how to REC something, please ask!) Most REC’s win.

(Please remember site rules. Innuendo = good; profanity = bad.)

The New York Jets come to Hard Rock Stadium for the 2018 season’s second match-up with the Miami Dolphins this Sunday. No matter what is currently going on in Dolphins Land, we can all take a moment to ridicule and downplay everything Jets-related. Nothing comes without salt and bitter in the AFC East.

Take a moment out of your busy day to poop on the Jets and their worldview.

Congratulations to Dolfan Lee and GetOffMyFlipperSon!!! for taking down last week’s Caption This! contest.

Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images

My entry:

• Person giving a tour of New York Jets HQ: “And here in New York, we believe in running into our lineman’s asses and fumbling the ball. This is darn near perfect technique from Sam Darnold, but we’re getting there.”