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[ prolonged fart noise ]
...welp...
That was about as much fun as having a pretty face in a maximum security prison when all the guards go on a prolonged break & you’re caught in the showers...or something.
It’s as if Miami is being punished for being so healthy throughout Training Camp and the Preseason. Still, despite losing 40% of our starting OL, 33% of our DL, and 50% of our starting DBs, nobody expected us to drop a colossal turd in Fuxboro. This next game will show us all a lot about this what the 2018 team and the coaching staff are made of.
In the meantime, let’s have some fun & cheer our grumpy fan base up, shall we?
Devin McCourty learned a valuable lesson on Sunday, compliments of RB Kenyan Drake.
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Is anyone really surprised that CB Bobby McCain got injured?
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And now comes a segment I like to call, “Make Fun of Brady.” Oh look, here he comes to gloat about winning this time, unlike his last game against Miami on MNF.
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You can have how ever many tainted rings you want Brady, but you still act like a whiny, pouting baby when you hang around after wins but disappear immediately after a loss.
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I will forever see this every time Tom Brady is on TV.
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Finally, happy trails to disgruntled DT Jordan Phillips. If only you loved being part of a team as much as you loved grubbing or talking smack to Omar Kelly.
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