Caption This: Week 7 Vs. Detroit Lions

“Caption This!” is a game where we try to be funny. Give the funniest caption. That’s it. If you like someone else’s caption, be so kind as to give them a REC. (If you don’t know how to REC something, please ask!) Most REC’s win.

(Please remember site rules. Innuendo = good; profanity = bad.)

The Miami Dolphins face the Detroit Lions off a bye. Brock Osweiler will be starting at quarterback. The Lions know they have one chance, and one chance only, to defeat the Miami Dolphins: puckering up and kissing some referee ass. It wouldn’t be a true disciple of the New England Patriots coaching staff unless they know how to court a ref.

What do you think Matt Patricia is saying to this dude?

Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images

My entry:

• Broooooo, nooooooooo, you don’t look anything like a bootleg John Slattery. I can’t believe that chick you met on E-Harmony would say that!