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What’s Your Favorite Video of Jets Misery: Mark Sanchez’s Butt Fumble or Bryce Petty’s Near Dismemberment?

I like making fun of the Jets. It helps when they suck, too.

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The Derriere Extraordinaire

Otherwise known as the “Butt Fumble”. Brandon Moore’s impressively robust rear end decided to take down Mark Sanchez, signifying perfect comic (and cosmic) justice during a 35-3 2nd quarter meltdown.

The only thing that would have made this play better is if Brandon Moore decided to eat Taco Bell for breakfast and sharted at the exact moment Mark Sanchez pressed his face cheeks against Moore’s ass cheeks.

The Bryce Petty Sandwich

Perhaps I’m partial towards this play because I witnessed it firsthand at MetLife (and hope to see something similar this year, since I’ll be there again), but to have only 2 of the 6 people on the line of scrimmage move on any given play - that’s astounding. Oh by the way, Bryce Petty almost died because those individuals were supposed to block Ndamukong Suh and Cameron Wake.

Will another memoir of misery surface Sunday at MetLife?

(I haven’t been able to post much recently, and I appreciate Kevin for his patience and y’all for the same reason. Take care. Fins UP!)


My Favorite Beacon of Jets Misery Is:

This poll is closed

  • 28%
    The Butt Fumble
    (70 votes)
  • 62%
    The Petty Sandwich
    (156 votes)
  • 8%
    Shut up, SUTTON. You are muy stupido.
    (22 votes)
248 votes total Vote Now