Caption This!

“Caption This!” is a game where we try to be funny. Give the funniest caption. That’s it. If you like someone else’s caption, be so kind as to give them a REC. (If you don’t know how to REC something, please ask!) Most REC’s win.

(Please remember site rules. Innuendo = good; profanity = bad.)

Kudos to Dolfanjoe for winning the last segment of “Caption This!” with his response to this image:

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Dolfanjoe: “Moore's laughter ends when he realizes he just gave Jay Cutler's son an autograph....................”

I’ve tried to make fun of our injury situation, but with the recent news of Tony Lippett out with an Achilles tendon injury, only 4-letter words come to mind. I’ll fall back on a lesson my grandfather taught me as a young boy, “Always smile. If someone doesn’t like your smile, just smile bigger next time. Maybe they’ll like your teeth.”

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My entry for this week:

• Whatever Dan said was literally tongue in cheek. Unless he’s now endorsing Red Man chewing tobacco. Could guarantee their commercials would be better than Papa John’s and all he’d have to do is look into the camera and spit into a can.