Caption This!

“Caption This!” is a game where we try to be funny. Give the funniest caption. That’s it. If you like someone else’s caption, be so kind as to give them a REC. (If you don’t know how to REC something, please ask!) Most REC’s win.

(Please remember site rules. Innuendo = good; profanity = bad.)

Before we get to our Happy Birthday presents for Bushrod (which technically isn’t until August, but who cares), let’s give a shout-out to “The Duuuuukkkkeeee”, Chris Early, for winning the last edition of “Caption This!” with his response to the following image:

Photo by VCG/Getty Images

“Desperate to fix their QB position...

The Jets have turned to Plan B.”

~Chris Early

IIIII’ve been waaaaiting for this moooment...for aaaaall myyyy liiiife. Hooooold ooooooon. (Anyone that knows me knows that I love the last name Bushrod and all the hilarity it entails.) Photo for this week’s “Caption This!” is courtesy of the Miami Dolphins Twitter page @MiamiDolphins.

My entry for this week:

• Jermon: SUTTON, thanks for coming to my birthday party, but why do you always bring cylindrical-shaped meat products like bratwursts and hot dogs? Steaks will do, bruh.
• SUTTON: No reason, no reason at all. Jermon, I brought something else. Where should I put all of these giant bananas?
• Jermon: Hmmm, how about you put them next to the tray of little weenies. No! Nope! Nevermind. See the vegetable tray with the full-sized cucumbers and zucchinis? Put them next to there.