Caption This!

“Caption This!” is a game where we try to be funny. Give the funniest caption. That’s it. If you like someone else’s caption, be so kind as to give them a REC. (If you don’t know how to REC something, please ask!) Most REC’s win.

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A hearty congratulations goes to last week’s winner, bigfootstacy, who created an account on 11/19/16, made just this one comment, and has not logged back in or made a comment since. Talk about a proverbial “mic drop”!

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“Fins up?” - bigfootstacy

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Here’s my entry for this week:

• Suh/Wake: Me. Eat. Rookie. Brains.
• Goff: “Excuse me, Mr. Suh? Mr. Wake? Hi, my name is Jared. I think we got off on the wrong foot here. Sirs, would it be too much to ask if I requested you to refrain from squeezing me any tighter? I’d prefer to have all of my ribs intact, or prevent them from being lodged in an artery. Thank you for your consideration. Have a blessed day.”