Caption This!

“Caption This!” is a game where we try to be funny. Give the funniest caption. That’s it. If you like someone else’s caption, be so kind as to give them a REC. (If you don’t know how to REC something, please ask!) Most REC’s win.

(Please remember site rules. Innuendo = good; profanity = bad.)

Last week, technically, the most REC’s went to Alpha’s picture of me that he found on the Internet:

OK, for the record, I’ve lost a few pounds and got rid of some of the pubes on top of my head. I’ve also decided to mow with more appropriate footwear. The rolled-up T-shirt thing I still do on the reg - super sexy look.

Congratulations to Finhead83, who narrowly escaped with the victory, responding to this image:

"Look hear sasquatch. You throw it to the guys in the green jerseys, got it?" - Finhead83

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Here’s my entry for this week:

• There are MULTIPLE sequels to “Sharknado”?!?!