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KSK Ranks Every NFL Team By How American They Are

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KSK Ranks Every NFL Team By How American They Are

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Kissing Suzy Kolber is an NFL news and humor site that if nothing else has the greatest site name in the history of ever. For those that do not know where that name came from I give you the New York Jets greatest hero ever-

Beyond the genius name the site also writes some humorous, tongue in cheek articles. With this being the 4th of July weekend they published a list of every NFL team ranked by how "America" they are. In last place at number 32 is a team we all know very well. The Buffalo Bills. Of the Bills KSK said, "Buffalo is basically Canada.". Hard to argue with that one.

Of our beloved Miami Dolphins who came in on the list at number 23, KSK said, "America is too fat to swim, and all of our tuna is dolphin-safe so we don't even have dolphins in us.". I for one am happy that we don't eat dolphin but I get his point. The Dolphin is hardly a good symbol for America.

The New York Jets come in at number 7. KSK said of the Jets, "Lets bomb some people and fly really fast, totally America.". Um ok... The Patriots come in with a very high rating at number 4 but for a less than flattering reason. KSK said of the Patriots "Giant annoying bullies who talk stupid and are too proud of themselves, so much so that they make their own rules, man. So America.".

Remember, all of these are meant to be taken tongue in cheek. We here at The Phinsider hope that everyone is having a fun and safe 4th of July!

To see the full article and all the rankings click HERE!