2014 NFL Schedule headlines for Miami Dolphins

I thought I would have a little fun today by taking the 2014 Miami Dolphins schedule, and assigning a headline to each game.  Let me know what you think of my headlines, and feel free to share your own headlines as well:

Week 1: New England Patriots - 1pm ET, Sunday Sep. 7
South Florida heat welcomes AFC East Champs

Week 2: @ Buffalo Bills - 1pm ET, Sunday Sep. 14
Early AFC East test against Buffalo defense

Week 3: KC Chiefs - 4:25pm ET, Sunday Sep. 21
Welcome home Sean Smith, Anthony Fasano, Chas Alecxih, Alonzo Highsmith, Chris Owens

Week 4: @ Oakland Raiders (in London) - 1pm ET, Sunday, Sep. 28
Dolphins off to Black Hole...in London

Week 5: BYE

Week 6: Green Bay Packers - 1pm ET, Sunday, Oct. 12
Joe Philbin to meet former team for first time

Week 7: @ Chicago Bears - 1pm ET, Sunday, Oct. 19
Miami heads north to review Marshall plan

Week 8: @ Jacksonville Jaguars - 1pm ET, Sunday, Oct. 26
I95 series features two Dolphins QB draft picks

Week 9: SD Chargers - 1pm ET, Sunday, Nov. 2
Dolphins host Chargers after gifting them 2013 Playoff berth

Week 10: @ Detroit Lions - 1pm ET, Sunday, Nov. 9
November in Detroit, but not for Thanksgiving
(Dolphins hoping not to be Bush-whacked)

Week 11: Buffalo Bills - 8:25pm ET, Thursday, Nov. 13
One wild night in Miami

Week 12: @ Denver Broncos - 4:25pm ET, Sunday, Nov. 23
Knowshon Moreno taking his South Beach talents to Denver

Week 13: @ NY Jets - 8:30pm ET, Monday, Dec. 1
Jets week on Monday Night; Does it get better?

Week 14: Baltimore Ravens - 1pm ET, Sunday, Dec. 7
AFC Pre-Wildcard playoff game?

Week 15: @ NE Patriots - 1pm ET, Sunday, Dec. 14
New England winter welcomes Miami for 10^th time since 2000

Week 16: Minnesota Vikings - 1pm ET, Sunday, Dec. 21
Can Adrian Peterson carry new quarterback late into season?

Week 17: NY Jets - 1pm ET, Sunday, Dec. 28
Jets week to end the season; Guess it can get better