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i will be personally financing 'bounties' for tonight's game. #goDolphins
— daniel tosh (@danieltosh) September 30, 2013
if you can rub that stain off of drew brees' face - 1 follow friday #goDolphins
— daniel tosh (@danieltosh) September 30, 2013
if interviewed by sideline reporter michelle tafoya, you ask if the superdome is still being used to house victims of katrina. - tosh.0 tee
— daniel tosh (@danieltosh) September 30, 2013
if you flash your tits after scoring a touchdown while other dolphins players mimic throwing beads at you - 10 retweets #goDolphins
— daniel tosh (@danieltosh) September 30, 2013
ask mark ingram how his dad's prison sentence is going - free meal with me at any popeye's #goDolphins
— daniel tosh (@danieltosh) September 30, 2013
sneak a beret onto pierre thomas’ helmet - i'll follow you for one week on twitter #goDolphins
— daniel tosh (@danieltosh) September 30, 2013
if you get called for targeting sean payton - your own show on spike tv, a viacom affiliate #goDolphins
— daniel tosh (@danieltosh) September 30, 2013
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