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Now that the school year has ended I decided it would be a great time to hand out "Senior Superlatives" for our 2013 Miami Dolphins. Our Dolphins anticipate another long successful year with Principal Ireland and Coach Philbin. Let's hope there are no fights or suspensions this year.
The 'Dan Marino', Mr. Popular/Prom King Award- Ryan Tannehill
The 'Davone Bess', Bess Hair Award- Philip Wheeler/Dan Carpenter/Josh Samuda
The 'Dolphin Denney', Best Car Award- Daniel Thomas & his Chevy Camaro
The Best Dressed- Nolan Carroll
The 'Reggie Bush', Best Smile Award- Jonathan Martin
The 'Jason Taylor', Most Talented Award- Cameron Wake
The 'Zach Thomas', Most Likely to Succeed Award- Reshad Jones/Lamar Miller/Mike Pouncey
The 'Larry Csonka', Most Likely to be a Porn Star- Marvin McNutt
The 'Mercury Morris', Fastest Player Award- Mike Wallace
The 'Larry Little', Strongest Player Award- Paul Soliai
The "Shula Steak House", Hungriest Player Award- John Jerry
The 'Ricky Williams', Most likely to come to practice stoned Award- Brandon Fields
The "Brian Cox", Toughest Player Award- Richie Incognito
The Cutest Couple- The Tannehills
The 'Chad Ochocinco' Class Clown Award- Jared Odrick
The 'O.J. McDuffie', Most Loyal Award- John Denney
The New Kid on the Block- Dion Jordan
The 'Jim "Crash" Jensen', Best Nickname- Charles "The Claymaker" Clay
The 'Jim Mandich', Most Likeable Award- Brian Hartline
Teacher's Pet- Matt Moore
That's all I could think of for now! BUT... I want you guys to help contribute to the Miami Dolphins Yearbook; if you think a there is a better candidate than I have nominated, OR if there is a new candidate you would like to add including their senior superlative.... I will add ALL highly recommended comments to the thread above. [For you rookies, you can REC any comment by clicking the star underneath titled "rec".] All posts that go 'green' will be added to the player pool above! Help me come up with some good ones!
DISCLAIMER: Obviously this is supposed to be a humorous post to help us cope with the brutal offseason so don't take anything above seriously. Actually, taking me seriously EVER is usually not really a smart decision anyway.
-B