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The 12 Days of Dolphins Christmas

As it's Christmas, the Phinsider may be a little slow today - but that doesn't mean we've completely abandoned you. Nope. And, just to prove it, we bring you the 12 Days of Dolphins Christmas.

By Kevin Nogle
Steve Mitchell-USA TODAY Sports

Merry Christmas everyone! Happy holidays in case you are not in the Christmas crowd. First and foremost, as another year gets ready to wind down, I would like to say thank you from all of the Phinsider editors, contributors, and moderators to all of you. This has been our busiest year ever on the Phinsider, and it's all thanks to you. You guys keep us wanting to do this, and wanting to be the best that we can at it.

So, a huge thank you.

Since today is Christmas, there probably will not be a lot of things happening on the site today. However, it wouldn't be the Phinsider without having a little fun today. Which brings us to:

The 12 Days of Dolphins Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
The Miami Dolphins gave to me
A Week 17 win over the Jets

On the second day of Christmas
The Miami Dolphins gave to me
Two more Brent Grimes interceptions
And a Week 17 win over the Jets

On the third day of Christmas
The Miami Dolphins gave to me
Three 700-yard receivers
Two more Brent Grimes interceptions
And a Week 17 win over the Jets

On the fourth day of Christmas
The Miami Dolphins gave to me
Four Cam Wake sacks
Three 700-yard receivers
Two more Brent Grimes intercepionts
And a Week 17 win over the Jets

On the fifth day of Christmas
The Miami Dolphins gave to me
Five more wins
Four Cam Wake sacks
Three 700-yard receivers
Two more Brent Grimes interceptions
And a Week 17 win over the Jets

On the sixth day of Christmas
The Miami Dolphins gave to me
Six Cheerleaders dancing
Five more wins
Four Cam Wake sacks
Three 700-yard receivers
Two more Brent Grimes interceptions
And a Week 17 win over the Jets

On the seventh day of Christmas
The Miami Dolphins gave to me
Seven Michael Egnew receptions
Six Cheerleaders dancing
Five more wins
Four Cam Wake sacks
Three 700-yard receivers
Two more Brent Grimes interceptions
And a Week 17 win over the Jets

On the eighth day of Christmas
The Miami Dolphins gave to me
Eight best scoring defense
Seven Michael Egnew receptions
Six Cheerleaders dancing
Five more wins
Four Cam Wake sacks
Three 700-yard receivers
Two more Brent Grimes interceptions
And a Week 17 win over the Jets

On the ninth day of Christmas
The Miami Dolphins gave to me
Nine regular season wins
Eight best scoring defense
Seven Michael Egnew receptions
Six Cheerleaders dancing
Five more wins
Four Cam Wake sacks
Three 700-yard receivers
Two more Brent Grimes interceptions
And a Week 17 win over the Jets

On the tenth day of Christmas
The Miami Dolphins gave to me
Ten and a hundred Caleb Sturgis points
Nine regular season wins
Eight best scoring defense
Seven Michael Egnew receptions
Six Cheerleaders dancing
Five more wins
Four Cam Wake sacks
Three 700-yard receivers
Two more Brent Grimes interceptions
And a Week 17 win over the Jets

On the eleventh day of Christmas
The Miami Dolphins gave to me
Eleven Mike Wallace receptions
Ten and a hundred Caleb Sturgis points
Nine regular season wins
Eight best scoring defense
Seven Michael Egnew receptions
Six Cheerleaders dancing
Five more wins
Four Cam Wake sacks
Three 700-yard receivers
Two more Brent Grimes interceptions
And a Week 17 win over the Jets

On the twelfth day of Christmas
The Miami Dolphins gave to me
Twelve Nolan Carroll pass defenses
Eleven Mike Wallace receptions
Ten and a hundred Caleb Sturgis points
Nine regular season wins
Eight best scoring defense
Seven Michael Egnew receptions
Six Cheerleaders dancing
Five more wins
Four Cam Wake sacks
Three 700-yard receivers
Two Brent Grimes interceptions
And a Week 17 win over the Jets

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