In times like these, it's almost painful to check out the various power rankings. At 0-3, you'd be happy to crack the top 28, really, which is why I thought about not doing this. But where's the fun in that? So let's get to it.
That's fine with me. I think everyone should be considered for it. Maybe Brandon Fields will be a part of the kickoff coverage unit. He is a monster for a punter. And could he be any worse than what we've got already? Probably not.
-CBS Sports: 30
It better be because I'm going to be there! But with my luck, it'll be Daunte Culpepper coming in for McCown, bringing the Raiders back in the 4th quarter against a "tired" Dolphins defense. Wouldn't that be just wonderful? If that happens, I may not make it back from Florida.
-FOX Sports: 30
That's a lovely little fact. Cam's the first 1st year Dolphin coach to start the season 0-3. Does it mean anything? Not at all. But it's just bad karma, I guess.
-Yahoo! Sports: 30 (Jason Cole) & 27 (Charles Robinson)
-Sporting News: 31
Why is this George Wilson crap suddenly popping up everywhere? I bet half of these media-types didn't even know who Wilson was until they looked up the worst start Fins history. Let's get over this.
-Football Locks: 24
Fair enough. Unlike many fans, they don't want to write the Dolphins totally off just yet. What I mean by "totally off" is calling the Dolphins one of the worst 5 teams in the league. And I say "yet" because a loss this week really does place the Dolphins amongst the worst 2 or 3 teams in the NFL. So let's pray for a win here.
-NFL Report: 30
Yup. Winless and quite pathetic right now. That's our Miami Dolphins!
Average Rank: 29