This is going to be a painful trip, but let's go for it. After all, we all still have our sense of humor, right?
Ok...Thanks, JT. Well I did Google "negative emotions" and a bunch of sites came up about overcoming negative emotions. Maybe all of us fans should check these sites out to calm ourselves down.
-CBS Sports: 32
Wow. I think that might be the first time a member of the national media is calling for John Beck. Is it getting close? Is it time? We'll have plenty of time to talk about this in the coming days and weeks.
-FOX Sports: 31
Ah, yes. Thank heavens for Ronnie Brown. Without his play these past 2 games, I think there'd be even angrier Dolphin fans. And speaking of Ronnie, if he can pick up over 200 total yards on Sunday, he will become just the 2nd player to ever do accomplish that feat in NFL history. Not too shabby for a "bust", huh Ronnie haters?
-Yahoo! Sports: 31 (Jason Cole) & 31 (Charles Robinson)
-The Sporting News: 32
-Football Locks: 31
Indeed. I love the "1 touchdown drive per completion" stat. That just makes me feel so much better.
-NFL Report: 32
Hold on a minute! That's a bit of a reach. Daunte was 5 for 12 for just 75 yards. Yes, he scored 5 times, but that's because of the effective running game and not because of Daunte. But I'll stop myself before I get hostile.
Average Rank: 31
Well that's a new all-time low for a power ranking average after just 4 games. Well, it is for at least my lifetime. Not even the 4-12 2004 team was ranked this low after just 4 games. In the words of Bruce Springsteen (from his latest CD, which is great and just released), "It's gonna be a long walk home."