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The Battle of New Orleans "Phin style"

In 2013 Joe Philbin took a little trip
Along with Mike Sherman down the mighty Mississip.
Joe took a little pigskin and he took the Dolphins team
And he went to play the Saints in the town of New Orleans.

Ryan fired his gun and the Saints they kept a'comin.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
Ryan fired once more and Wallace went to runnin' on
Down past the 50 yard line and all the way into the goal.

We looked down the turf and we see'd the Saints come.
And there must have been a hundred of'em pilled on the scrum.
They jumped so high and they wore there superbowl rings.
But Ryan stood behind our Oline and didn't say a thing.

Ryan fired his gun and the Saints they kept a'comin.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
Ryan fired once more and Hartline went to runnin' on
Down the sidelines and all the way into the goal.

Old Sherman said we could take 'em by surprise
If we didn't throw the screen pass 'til we looked 'em in the eye
Ryan held his pass 'til he see'd their faces well.
Then he ripped off a spiral and Miller really gave 'em ... well

Ryan fired his gun and the Saints they kept a'comin.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
Ryan fired once more and the Phins went to runnin' on
Down the sidelines and all the way into the goal.

Yeah, Miller ran through the linebackers and he ran through the safeties
And he ran through the holes where a rabbit couldn't go.
He ran so fast that the defense couldn't catch him
Down past the 20 yard line and on into the goal.

Ryan fired his cannon 'til the footballs melted down.
So Richie grabbed an alligator and rolled him ‘til he was round.
He blew him up with air, and he laced up his behind
And when Ryan threw him down the field, the gator lost his mind.

Yeah, the Dolphins ran through the linebackers and they ran through the safeties.
And they ran through the holes where a rabbit couldn't go.
They ran so fast that the Saints couldn't catch them
Down past the 20 yard line and right on to Four and O.



Go PHINS!!!!!!!

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