New information has recently come to light, man, regarding allegations that Bill Parcells secretly recorded conversations in his office while Head Head of the Miami Dolphins. Here is the transcript of part of one such conversation that the world was never meant to hear:
Excerpt from Ricky Williams interview with Bill Parcells, requesting to return to the team from retirement
Bill: So, why do you want to play football for the Dolphins?
Ricky: I don't necessarily want to play football for the Dolphins, but I need to make some money and I like playing football, and the Dolphins own my rights, so everything just has a way of working out.
Bill: What does that mean? That you DON'T want to play football for the Dolphins?
Ricky: It's not that I DON'T want to play football for the Dolphins. I just have no preconceived expectations. If it turns out that I end up playing football for the Dolphins, I am content with that.
Bill: Now hold on there a minute, son. I am trying to understand whether I should consider you a part of this team next season, or not. So, give me a one word answer... do you want to play football for the Dolphins next year?
Bill: NOW WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN?
Ricky: you said a one word answer, and that is the best single word answer I could come up with.
Bill (starting to pull at his hair like Nick Saban): okay... pretend like I don't know what you're talking about... explain to me why you can't answer me with a simple yes or no.
Ricky: Because life is a journey on a path with many twists and turns and forks. If you "want" something, and you don't get it, you are disappointed. But if you just travel down the path, and are content with your progress then you are never let down.
Bill (leaning back, eyes closed, rubbing his forehead): so you are happy where ever you end up?
Bill: so it's okay with you if we trade you to the Packers?
Ricky: Hell No! That is way too cold up there!
Bill: Get out. Just get out.