Remember this mock is at the ultimate level so it has a 100% chance of happening. The players picked are all guaranteed to be elite. These players are the best at their given positions and are easily in the guildlines of our needs in this draft. So without further ado, lets start this ULTIMATE MOCK DRAFT:
ROUND 1 ULTIMATE PICK:
Ian Campbell, P, UTEP
Height: 5-11. Weight: 170
Ian is easily the best talent in the draft. His kicking style matched some of the greatest punters in the game. His 170 pound build speaks for itself, showing his strength and athletic body. Ian was a swimmer as a child and can was known to flow through the water like an angel which should translate perfectly to the NFL. That is not the only thing scouts are saying about Ian though, they are also saying that his ability to punt a football could make him a sufficient kicker as well. Overall he should be the best player in the NFL in no time.
ROUND 2.1 ULTIMATE PICK:
Ross Krautman*, K, Syracuse
Height: 5-7. Weight: 155.
I know what your saying, "We don't even need this pick with Ian Campbell being the best draft prospect of all time!" But saddly Ian can only play one position at a time, so Ross Krautman from Syracuse will have to do. As Dolphin fans we all know which player is the most annoying on the team, aka Dan Miss Everything Carpenter. I used to buy jerseys last year with his name on it, and then just burn them and that spending of 100 dollars made me feel better. So this pick makes total sense, Ross to my belief has never missed a field goal in his career. He has also played almost every position on the field. He is our man no question about it.
ROUND 2.2 ULTIMATE PICK:
Nick Elko, QB, Delaware State
Height: 6-2, 212 lb.
And lastly, the animal, the beast from Delaware State, Nick Elko! He is the closest guy to Marino I have seen ever. He has the ability to shoot laser beam passes so it is very hard to sack this man and his numbers speak for themselves (15,000 passing yards, 100 TDs, and 25 INT) Tannehill has shown us nothing last year and I say we cut him before the draft. He had a horrible rookie year. Elway, Marino, Montana all had legit rookie years and Tannehill never lived up. Nick Elko is actually a trained from birth Russian who never went to High School or did anything other than football. He is a homerun, end of story.
(This is obviously a joke. I try to always take a more light hearted approach to the draft. No one knows who we will get, and no one will effect the teams decision. That is why I try not reading to much into and just enjoy the new reborn and hopeful fan base that we can now live it! Phins Up!)