Do you know Superfknmario?

If you do, you would know that he is a bad azzzz mofo. All kidding aside, let me tell you a story about my boy Mario...

A couple weeks ago, Mario and I discussed beer at length. Mario essentially had an intervention with me. Instead of binge drinking light beer, he reasoned, I should replace drinking more beers that are essentially rat piss with ethyl alcohol and drink less beers that are potent and better. Quite a novel concept, I thought. He began to list off some of his favorites, and I began to cry because none of the beers were available where I am from. I literally cried. My pregnant wife had to come over and make sure that somebody didn't die - I made her console me and cook me dinner. It was awesome.

Anyway, I digress.

A package arrived at my doorstep today. My wife called me at work and here is the conversation that took place:

Wife: Ummmm, we got a package from some guy named Mario. Do you know a Mario in Florida? Should I open this? Is it a bomb?

Me: No sweetie! Holy crap I can't believe he actually sent it to me! He sent me some beer, go ahead and open it!

Wife: Well, one is called Hopsecutioner and the other is called Holy Mackerel. He wrapped it up in like 3 things of bubble wrap. What do you do on that website? Just talk about beer all day with everybody?

Me: Well, I talk about the football team, too. But occasionally, beer comes up.

Wife: Aaron, one of these beers has 10% alcohol in it! 10%! I mean....what kind of beer has 10% alcohol in it?

Me: Mario doesn't f*ck around apparently!!!!

So...long story short....Superfknmario sent me 2 beers, paid FIFTEEN DOLLARS IN SHIPPING TO SEND IT TO ME (on top of the money he spent on the beers themselves), and all because I had no access to it. This, fellas, is what this website is all about. Mario, if you are out there, brother, your generosity will never be forgotten. I can only hope to repay your kindness in the future. You name it, dude. Only a quality guy would do something like this. So from now on, if Mario has anything, ANYTHING, to say at all, you "rec" it, no matter how ridiculous it sounds. Mario, if you are out there, man, I appreciate it! Go Dolphins and go Superfknmario!!!!

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of The Phinsider's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of The Phinsider writers or editors.

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