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Off Topic for a break...



For those of us who work, go to school or just otherwise sink ourselves into the fact that Miami Dolphins football even exist, this is for YOU.

Correct me if I'm wrong... If the tab on a can of beer is off to the side, dont you straiten it up? Its not because its out of whack, but its a guide to where we should go.

I know some of you wont understand how this works, bear with me. In the dark of a dimly lit room, you have to feel your way. How many of us has woke up and cant see our way around when we get startled? The tab is designed to show us the way to the point of the can, just like a switch on a lamp is, so that we may make it to where were heading to. Its light in the darkness so to speak. But It shows us more than that. It guides us to the computer, IPOD, phone or any gadget we so desire so we may speak our mind.

When properly operated, it can open up the door to fascinating things such as our opinion on drafting the BPA in the first rd, or, it can lead you up the road of drafting a kicker in the 3rd rd ( I wont mention names). Point is, outstanding things can happen or things can drastically go wrong.

If the tab is straight, more than likely, you will drink from the can, if not, it rolls down the side of your face, staining the perfect shirt (The LUCKY shirt You wore when...) and all is doomed. I hold faith in the tab being pointed in the right direction when we need light to see the way. In JI and JP I believe the tab is strait.

So its not off topic. Its Miami football. Did you expect something different??? LOL

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of The Phinsider's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of The Phinsider writers or editors.

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