Generally I understand there is no smoking in the chat room but you won't get high here. Imagine, if you will, if things went according to plan as the coaches stated in the pre preseason days.
As I remember it, we were supposed to run a hybrid 4-3/3-4 defense. Well, in the 3-4 version there tales of having Jordan and Wake at OLB spots, Soliai at nose bookend by Starkes and Odrick while blitzing from different angles by our young, stud and newly acquired LBs. Oh did I mention the highly touted and young corners that would brush aside the inadequate veterans. Puff, there goes another sweet dream.
I remember, better than Bush, just as good as Bush, will have many long runs, will be great in the screen game and then ZBS. Really? Puff, the smoke clears but I'm still not high, bummer.
So much for that, let's roll up another one. I remember, Tannehill will be the most improve QB this season, well I guess that is true, I just didn't realize that it meant in terms of getting sacked. I mean we only needed a offensive tackle, right? I really feel as if I was bamboozled, led astray who would've thunk that a solid O-line could be decimated to such a degree, without any injuries. Tannehill was on his back so much, it's a wonder that he didn't get hit by bird crap from the Florida aerial natives. Puff, I think I just set off the smoke detector.
Let's see, as I recall, he can't miss, he can kick from the graveyard to heaven. Oookay. Wow, he is shiny, brand new and cheap, he won't let us down, not like the old broken down model we have now. He is going to put our defense in great shape. Wow, he can't miss, right? Puff, does anyone have any snacks?
Mostly I remember, we are going to have a balanced attack, a great screen game, a high-powered deep threat, a younger, fresher back good as Bush, a ferocious defense featuring LBs who cover TEs and blitz up the ying-yang. Puff, puff, ahh yeah there it is, we bad, we bad, we the shiznik
Well that didn't last that long, I think I'm coming down, ooh and in a hurry. I got to get outta here but if you'd like to extend your experience remember to pass to left because the wind is blowing right. As for me, I know I shouldn't be smoking anything called "The Shermanator". Peace. Phinsup.