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Ask a Dolphins fan pretending to be a Jets fan...

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I am going to pretend to be a Jets fan since I doubt any will come over to talk about their team. So let me start out by talking about my new favorite team, The Jets.

The Jets currently have the most talented and mobile young QB in the NFL and there is no way to stop him. He is going to pass for 400yrds and 4 tds and run for another 4 tds on his way to a 700 yrd all purpose day. Cameron Wake will try to hit Geno, but Geno is an unstoppable force, so this will result in Cameron Wake's bullying allegations against Geno after the game.

My Jets defense is the best unit in the league right now with the addition of a still young an agile Ed Reed. They will hold you guys to -14 points. We will get 7 ints and 6 FF and have 8 defensive Tds. We will sack your boy Tanne at least 42 times, one for every time Rexy imagined Sanchez during relations with his lady.

My kicker wont be necessary today as we will only be using him to kick off and make extra points. And when he does kick off, the ball will come down somewhere near Cuba. Josh Cribbs will return the only kick off that you guys have for 400 yards after going from one endzone to the other twice. He wont need to return any punts because you wont have the chance to punt with us getting as many turnovers as Cromartie has kids.

We will outcoach you guys feet down. Sexy Rexy will have Joe Philbin coaching from the locker room due to the intimidation he will inflict, and Joe will join Cameron Wake in bullying allegations against Rexy.

New York is like the best place ever to host a football team. We are so much better than you Miami folk with your warm weather beautiful people and tax incentives. I guess we'll should just ignore that we actually play in Jersey.

If any Dolphins fans want to come on over to GGN to talk about the game, please do. But any misspellings, poor use of grammar or anything not glowingly positive about the Jets will result in a banning followed by 30 inappropriate comments making fun of the poster after they cant defend themselves not to mention a sarcastic ban message that is also equally inappropriate.

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