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Wishlist to the Football Gods

Prolly wasting my time here, cause you guys never listen to me anyway but it's my time to waste so here goes nuttin. 1) Please give our OL the ability to block, we need to keep our Rookie in the upright position. 2) Please give our WRs the ability to catch the fukin ball. 3) Please give all our D guys the ability to tackle, and an occasional theft of the other guys ball would be nice too. 4) Most importantly just let us beat the fukin Texans. Look I realize this might be alot to ask but you gotta remember one thing. I did say Please... alot. Go Dolphins.

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