Hello. How about that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City. I have gathered you all here to settle a very important matter, a matter that affects everyone at SBNation. The issue at hand was presented during the Open Thread tonight, and must be decided in the next few (insert time denomination here). I have decided to change my handle for this site. I am allowing you, The Phinsiderettes, to decide what my wonderful new handle will be. So without further ado, let's get to it.
Please vote after the jump!
What should I change my handle to?