Greetings from Mexico, where I've been the last five days for my honeymoon. I haven't had much Internet access while down here, and it's honestly hard to write when you're five or six beers deep before noon each day. Nevertheless, I'll be back Monday evening, at which point I'll debut a few new editorial ideas, as well my projections for Scouts Inc.'s Top 25 draft prospects in 2013. That list never ceases to blow my mind with its mix of sheer stupidity, understandable logic and the occasional 'eff you, we're putting this guy in here just to piss you off' selection. Can't wait.
And don't freak out too much about the Dolphins' crappy performance last night. Our wideout corps needs serious work, but I think Tannehill is the real deal. And don't forget that Cam Newton had an extremely mediocre preseason in 2011 ... right before he went all Jules from Pulp Fiction on the rest of the league. Tannehill will make a lot of mistakes between now and the end of this season, but I expect to see some outstanding things from him, too. Not really worried here.
Back to the pool bar. Can't wait to talk to you guys in a few days. Don't be too hard on one another. You're all Dolphins fans. At least Eli Manning doesn't own us in the Super Bowl, amiright?
— Keith *kmb8488*