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Let us take the time to thank the great and generious lord of QBs, Tom Brandstater, one of the holy...

Let us take the time to thank the great and generious lord of QBs, Tom Brandstater, one of the holy 25 football gods (one god for each position), for recommending our Miami Dolphins to one of his fellow football gods, his most holy Chris Hogan, the Lord of WRs. His holyness has come to this mortal realm to give guidance to the Dolphins after Lord Brandstater's most unfortunate departure to St. Louis. Lord Hogan is the new guardian football god of the Miami Dolphins, the holy football scripture has spoken! All hail the great god of WRs, Lord Chris Hogan!!!

— The cardinal of the 1st Church of Brandstater and now of the Hogan sect of said church, AnishB15.

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