I have a research-based story in the works for tomorrow, but I first need to run two separate polls by everyone on the site. The first poll pertains to a mind-numbing debate that has refused to die since its creation in April 2008. If nuclear holocaust ever takes place on planet Earth, all that will remain are cockroaches, Jason Voorhees (naturally), and the "Should Miami have taken Jake Long or Matt Ryan" debate. Let's try to put the latter to bed right here and now.