Caption This
After a two week break, it's time to bring back The Phinsider Caption This contest. During the season, we took a look at the best pictures from each MIami Dolphins game, and tried to caption that. But, now, during the offseason, anything and everything are open to submission.
This week's contest brings us Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay and quarterback Peyton Manning. What are the two really thinking as they talk to each other?
But, before we get to your submissions, we take a look back at the last Caption This contest.
Our last winner was kabvorka, with:
The NFC players try to hide in terror, after catching a glimpse of The Monster!
Whichever comment gets the most "recs" will be the winner next week.
Enjoy!
(Brandon Marshall photo by Kent Nishimura/Getty Images)
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I might as well delete your number wont be needing it in MIAMI!!!!
by hollywood_89 on Feb 18, 2012 4:53 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Eeny, meeny, Miami, let's go!
by blackadder_650 on Feb 18, 2012 4:54 PM EST via mobile reply actions 3 recs
Mosul i sent you an email (thephinsider one) about creating a UCF site for SB nation.
just wanted to know if u got it. thanks!
phin_fan is my old account
Philbin + Flynn/Manning = Playoffs?
by southfloridamammalsfan on Feb 18, 2012 5:02 PM EST reply actions
The awkward moment when Manning is changing his facebook relationship with the Colts to "single" on his phone when Irsay walks over to talk to him
phin_fan is my old account
Philbin + Flynn/Manning = Playoffs?
by southfloridamammalsfan on Feb 18, 2012 5:06 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
i don't even wanna try topping that.
The jest suck, snatchez is overated, patsies will fall, i hope brady breaks his knee.
good one
"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!
by Strange on Feb 18, 2012 9:06 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
thanks
phin_fan is my old account
Philbin + Flynn/Manning = Playoffs?
by southfloridamammalsfan on Feb 18, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
Manning recieves a text
Breaking News from ESPN Colts Jim Irsay said to release Peyton Manning!!
by Uncletouchufunny on Feb 18, 2012 5:22 PM EST reply actions
Jim--"Hey Peyton, you better get used to this place"
Joe Philbin is my bro...for now
I don't share a birthday with Tom Brady, Tom Brady shares a birthday with me.
by AlejandroN on Feb 18, 2012 5:26 PM EST via mobile reply actions 2 recs
Manning to Isray: No jerkoff, I will not sign the hat for you, can't you see i'm tweeting the dolphins !!
founding member of the dolphins really old bastards fan club GO PHINS... TO THE GRAVE BABY!
by daytonadolfan on Feb 18, 2012 5:35 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
"Jim, how do you expect me to look at you when you are wearing that ridiculous tie?"
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
by Jevant on Feb 18, 2012 6:04 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Must.. lift... head... successfully.. or no $28 million bonus....
I don't mind sucking for Luck - but I draw the line at swallowing.
by nickzi on Feb 18, 2012 6:18 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Manning via text to Ross.
get me a house next to Marino, thanks…
Phins up! Sheesh… Jim is so annoying!
Feed the wolf or is the wolf feeding on us?
Get well soon Chads.
B. Marsh needs more TD's.
by Stats407 on Feb 18, 2012 6:25 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Peyton: I still say you look like that guy from the Addam's Family....
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Groucho Marx
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
by Alpha6 on Feb 18, 2012 6:27 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Manning to Irsay: good (LUCK) not!
Manning to Ross: book the Phins for Superbowl 47.
P.S. Peyton Manning.
Feed the wolf or is the wolf feeding on us?
Get well soon Chads.
B. Marsh needs more TD's.
by Stats407 on Feb 18, 2012 6:30 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Okay Peyton, this is what you tell the media
You don’t want the roster bonus, and I promise I will pay it to you on the next contract.
Are the voices in my head starting to bother you too?
by Northern Fin Fan on Feb 18, 2012 6:46 PM EST reply actions
"I've been playing this game all season, but I can't beat this one level." - Manning
Irsay, “You have to kill the Pig on the right first.”
by Solphins on Feb 18, 2012 7:27 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Manning: Back stabbing bitch.
Irsay: Back stabbing bitch.
Get the best man to clear every hurdle that stand in the Dolphins way, go RG3.
RG3, the new Transformer of the future.
"Dont worry Buddy. Youll like it down here I prommmmmmmiiiiisssseeeee"
Captain of the U.S.S. Tyler Wilson, Flagship of the Wilson Armada
Long live Marino, Duncan and Bagwell
Please, call me Bacon
Irsay to Manning: "Um, I'm not sure how to tell you this but I'm going to need you to return your uniform to the equipment manager as soon as we leave this stadium".
"Heaven doesn’t want me and hell is afraid I will take over". - Bobby Czyz
by PhinsAllDay on Feb 18, 2012 8:33 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Peyton- Not now Jim, Newt Gingrich is teaching me how to be a Politician...
Can we just wheel Shula onto the field at the start of ever game being pushed by one of the Miami Cheerleaders? Talk about mixing fear and distraction...
by Hollywood Dolfan on Feb 18, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Irsay : Did you get the porn pics I sent ya ?
Manning : Just one sec, I’m signing up @ ThePhinsider…..
Irsay: Hey Peyton.
Manning: Hey Jim, just texting Papa John. I love his pizza so much, and like to wash it down with Gatorade.
Irsay: I like to put vodka in my water bottle. Gatorade is an okay mixer. By the way, you might want to put on your hat to cover up your receding hair line.
Manning " to himself in his mind"
Why is this douche bag still talking to me. I’m about to be a Miami Dolphin. Does he even realize he looks like an extra from the Sapranos.
Irsay: (like Charlie Browns teacher) wah wah wah ……wah wah….. wah
by lasvegasphinfan on Feb 19, 2012 2:24 AM EST reply actions
i am sorry payton but your forehead has just gotton to big for our horseshoe and you know the shoe always comes first.
common sence says if you put a stick in it and stirr if it stinks.. stop.. toss the stick and just walk away.
as my great grand pappy use to say: the only thing you should be insecure about is if your depends wont hold all of last nights dinner.
Isray to Manning: 'OK Peyton, just sign the damn hat 'To Jim, all the best' and then I'll consider your roster bonus.'
President of the "Do What You Have to Do to Draft Luck in '12" FanClub. Or failing that...maybe reach for RGIII...just get a freakin QB already!
irsay: "don't flatter yourself... I'm only PRETENDING to talk to you"
Miami's Superstars: Reggie Bush, Brandon Marshall, Jake Long, Mike Pouncey, Karlos Dansby, Cameron Wake, Vontae Davis and Sean Smith (just wait), Lebron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, Mike Stanton, Gaby Sanchez, Hanley Ramirez, Josh Johnson, Heath Bell, Mark Buehrle, Jose Reyes, Tomas Fleischmann, Stephen Weiss, Jose Theodore, and Chris Versteeg. :)
"I'm sure I'm not the first one to tell you this, Jim......
…but you look like a damn pimp !"
Studies have shown that 23% of all institutionalized mental patients
are capable of living normal lives in a productive society.
The other 77% are Jets fans.
NY Jets fan base: Bringing insanity and inbreeding to your community since 1960.
Back on the Hennewagon. Chuggin' along with no spare...

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