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The Return of the Matty's

After a year off, it's time for what many, many, many, many, many of you have been asking about - the return of the Matty Awards. These are an annual look at the best contributors to this site, and some of the best moments from the past year. All of the nominations and vote come from you guys. This is really your awards recognizing some of your favorite members in a series of different categories.

Named in honor of the founder of the Phinsider, the Matty Awards were first introduced for the 2008-2009 season. They returned the next year for the 2009-2010 season. However, last year, the awards fell off. But, I am happy to bring them back.

But, what are the categories? Here are the previously used categories:

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  • The Chad Penningon Crossing Enemy Lines Award - given to the most knowledgeable and personable opposing blogger.
  • The Jim Mandich NewsFlash Award - given to the blogger who posts the most up-to-date and breaking news stories.
  • The Ricky Williams Picture Perfect Award - given to the blogger who best used pictures in his/her posts and/or comments.
  • The Killer B's Blogger Nickname Award - given to the blogger with the best blog nickname.
  • The J-Peezy Player Nickname Award - given to the blogger who created the best player nickname.
  • The Tony Sparano "At the End of the Day" Award - given to the blogger who created the best Phinsider catchphrase.
  • The Brandon London Bandwagon Award - given to the blogger who started the most ridiculous and hilarious player bandwagon. Bonus Points for a creative nickname.
  • The Joey Porter SLAP of the Year Award - given to the blogger with the best smackdown of an opposing blogger.
  • The Ted Ginn Punching Bag Award – given to the blogger who tends to be everybody else’s punching bag.
  • The Cameron Wake Crossing the Border Award – given to the best blogger whose permanent residence is outside the United States and its territories.
  • The Channing Crowder Lost In Translation Award - given to the blogger who has best overcome the language barrier between their first language and the English language.
  • The Bryan Cox Award - given to the most passionate/borderline psychotic blogger.
  • The Garo Yepremian Funny Like a Clown Award - given to the funniest blogger.
  • The Larry Csonka Old Guard Award - given to the best older blogger (40 and up).
  • The Davone Bess Little Guy Award - given to the best underage blogger (17 and under).
  • The Patrick Cobbs Award - given to the hardest working do-everything blogger at the Phinsider.
  • The Chad Henne Goo Cannon Award - given to the blogger who received the most rec's on fanposts and comments. Bonus points for Green comments and ‘recommended fanposts.'
  • The Mercury Morris Front-page Frontrunner Award - given to the blogger with the most and/or best front-paged fanposts. Bonus points for rec's.
  • The Jake Long Rookie Blogger of the Year Award - given to the best rookie blogger at the site.
  • The Zach Thomas Leadership Award - given to the blogger who best exemplifies sportsmanship and level-headedness when posting and commenting.
  • The Bill Parcells Award - given to the blogger with the most insightful and knowledgeable posts and comments.

But, obviously, before we can start the nomination process, we must decide on the awards. Are there more we want to add? Is there something that needs to come off? What do we want to rename (I'm looking at you Bill Parcells Award)?

Give me ides here in the thread. Look for the first awards nomination thread coming soon. And, you can check here to see the list of previous Matty Award Winners.

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that''s a good idea

I never got a prize for doing what was expected of me.

by Tunaflipper on Feb 11, 2012 6:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Right off the bat...

A great idea…

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Oh, and I almost forgot: Rex Ryan sucks...

by Brantner78 on Feb 11, 2012 7:45 AM EST up reply actions  

*every

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Feb 11, 2012 7:54 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

And using that same logic....

shouldnt the “Ted Ginn Punching Bag award” be renamed “The Little Nicky award”?

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by Brantner78 on Feb 11, 2012 7:58 AM EST up reply actions  

he has not won it yet?

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Feb 11, 2012 8:50 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Minus that question mark.

damn phone

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Feb 11, 2012 9:05 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Takes so long for the older generation to catch up with technology!

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- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

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by Finhead83 on Feb 11, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

You must be above 3"0 to have an award named after you.

Maybe if it was the Smallest Blogger with the Smallest Contribution award!

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by Finhead83 on Feb 11, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Absolutely seconded

Captain of the U.S.S. Tyler Wilson, Flagship of the Wilson Armada
Long live Marino, Duncan and Bagwell
Please, call me Bacon

by Ben Bacon on Feb 11, 2012 2:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Agree 1000%, He should get one just for being him!!!

LIFE IS NOT ABOUT WAITING FOR THE STORM TO PASS, IT'S ABOUT LEARNING HOW TO DANCE IN THE RAIN !!!
I LOVE TEXASCOWPUNK !!
I LOVE THE WAY ALPHA TALKS TO ME, ITS WARMING, LIKE MY 8TH GRADE GYM TEACHER WAS !!

by 21Dave on Feb 11, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm, lessee., there are a few that might need tweaking.

Chad Henne Goo Cannon might could be…
“The soon to be, as yet unnamed goo cannon” award

The Channing Crowder, “Ha! I’m out of the League” award

The Brandon London Bandwagon one might could be
“The Stephen Ross Player of the Week Infatuation” award

Lemme go get some coffee….

I never got a prize for doing what was expected of me.

by Tunaflipper on Feb 11, 2012 6:50 AM EST reply actions  

lol

"Performance comes from work and dedication, belief and strength. Words and excuses get you nowhere." -Jason Heyward, Atlanta Braves Rightfielder

by jdelsandro on Feb 11, 2012 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Chad Henne Goo Cannon Award LOL

"the one and only Peezy" -tex ... "the Calvin Johnson of rookies.. instant impact" -Prime Time
"el peezy ['the real deal'] strikes fear in opponent bloggers hearts" -finsx
"El Peezy is a man of the people...Don’t hate the player – hate the game." -KC

by el presidente 00 on Feb 11, 2012 8:33 AM EST reply actions  

where the winner is a loser??

"the one and only Peezy" -tex ... "the Calvin Johnson of rookies.. instant impact" -Prime Time
"el peezy ['the real deal'] strikes fear in opponent bloggers hearts" -finsx
"El Peezy is a man of the people...Don’t hate the player – hate the game." -KC

by el presidente 00 on Feb 11, 2012 8:33 AM EST up reply actions  

some of the names definatly need changed

aka...Jason laKdog
Contributing writer to The Phinsider

"Kdog will make a Fanshot out of it. Before there’s even a report. And no one will know how."-Mosul
Winner of The Davone Bess Little Guy Award, 2010

by Kdog92 on Feb 11, 2012 8:34 AM EST reply actions  

we need to get rid of crowder and peezy

the rest kind of fit the descriptions

aka...Jason laKdog
Contributing writer to The Phinsider

"Kdog will make a Fanshot out of it. Before there’s even a report. And no one will know how."-Mosul
Winner of The Davone Bess Little Guy Award, 2010

by Kdog92 on Feb 11, 2012 8:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey Mosul you gotta change the name....

You run the show now, what the heck’s a matty?

Sure are some deserving contributors around here, but my only request (not that it means squat), is that it doesn’t become the only content this site has for an unreasonable amount of time. In the past, actual team topics and news got sorely neglected during the matty’s….

Bienvenidos a Miami Coach Philbin!

by Red Dog on Feb 11, 2012 8:39 AM EST reply actions  

Two things-

1)Matty founded the site so the name should remain
2)If you have not noticed the content of the site is way up since the last Mattys. Mosul would not ever let actual phins news slide.

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Feb 11, 2012 8:55 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

as tex has said

Matty founded the site…and it stays.

aka...Jason laKdog
Contributing writer to The Phinsider

"Kdog will make a Fanshot out of it. Before there’s even a report. And no one will know how."-Mosul
Winner of The Davone Bess Little Guy Award, 2010

by Kdog92 on Feb 11, 2012 9:24 AM EST up reply actions  

What Tex said.

And, to add on to the content part, we are 11 days away from the combine. There’s not a whole lot of news right now. That’s why now is the right time for the Matty’s. We may not get them done in 11 days, but if not, they fill in some of the dead time between the Super Bowl – Combine – Free Agency. But, don’t worry. The Matty’s won’t consume everything about the site.

The Phinsider

Sept. 26, 2010 - 2013 Draft Kyle Padron Bandwagon

by Kevin Nogle on Feb 11, 2012 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, the Mattys are back!

J-E-S-T-S SUCK, SUCK, SUCK.
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

by Dolfan88 on Feb 11, 2012 10:29 AM EST reply actions  

My first Matty's

Best get my suit pressed and shoes polished.

by LimeyPhin on Feb 11, 2012 10:37 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

The Jeff Ireland scouting award, for the blogger who has the best scouting reports on college prospects

The mike Sherman qb genius award, for the blogger who has the best reports on qb prospects and free agents.

The Mel kiper mock draft award, for the blogger who has the best mock drafts and mock offseasons.

RGIII or flynn, whichever one helps us win
Leader of the "draft Jayron Hosley in the 2nd" bandwagon
Grand Cardinal of the first holy church of brandstater

by AnishB15 on Feb 11, 2012 11:04 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

Nice they're back! (Even though I never experienced one lol)

The Bill Parcells award maybe should be re-named because we all hate him, but that’s just my opinion

Joe Philbin is my bro...for now
I don't share a birthday with Tom Brady, Tom Brady shares a birthday with me.

by AlejandroN on Feb 11, 2012 11:13 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

I think the awards needed to be re-named.

Who is this “Matty” character anyway?

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by Matty I on Feb 11, 2012 11:46 AM EST reply actions  

No sir.

We shall never forget from whence we came. You are our site’s LEGEND.

Get the best man to clear every hurdle that stand in the Dolphins way, go RG3.
RG3, the new Transformer of the future.

by fin4three5yrs on Feb 11, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh - and totally agree that the Parcells award MUST be renamed.

Henne one, too.

Oh – and Brandon London? Haha. Wonder what he’s up to now. lol

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by Matty I on Feb 11, 2012 11:50 AM EST reply actions  

Yeah, that's the one I saw that was out of place...

Parcells wasn’t all he was cracked up to be for us…his insight and knowledge…notsumuch.

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by cordy_1971 on Feb 11, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

currently playing with the Montreal Alouettes

"Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport."
Vince Lombardi

by Miamimaniac on Feb 11, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Glad to see them return.

But man – we did not take into consideration the future when we named these awards. lol

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by Matty I on Feb 11, 2012 11:58 AM EST reply actions  

Lmao

RGIII or flynn, whichever one helps us win
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Grand Cardinal of the first holy church of brandstater

by AnishB15 on Feb 11, 2012 12:06 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

rofl

And, you’re right – who is this Matty guy anyway?

The Phinsider

Sept. 26, 2010 - 2013 Draft Kyle Padron Bandwagon

by Kevin Nogle on Feb 11, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Being that I was not here for the 2010 Matty's, am I considered a rookie?

Since I know TCP would absolutely love to call me a rookie and everything!

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by Finhead83 on Feb 11, 2012 12:14 PM EST reply actions  

Oh I call you much worse!

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Feb 11, 2012 12:17 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I saw what you did there... lol

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- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

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by Finhead83 on Feb 11, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

LMAO

Captain of the U.S.S. Tyler Wilson, Flagship of the Wilson Armada
Long live Marino, Duncan and Bagwell
Please, call me Bacon

by Ben Bacon on Feb 11, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I also feel the Ozkars would be a great move for the worst of the moments...

Plus it kind of takes a shot at the Oscars…

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- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

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by Finhead83 on Feb 11, 2012 12:15 PM EST reply actions  

In other news of potential problems...

Was the Posts sections affected with the FanPost problem the site had? The Post section for me is still outdated and about two weeks old. I don’t see any new content…

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- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

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by Finhead83 on Feb 11, 2012 12:22 PM EST reply actions  

Its your computer not the site!

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Feb 11, 2012 12:48 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Must be my work computer too!

I mean… I’m not here during work…

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- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

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by Finhead83 on Feb 11, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no issues.

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Feb 11, 2012 12:56 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

this is my year!!! i can feel it.

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former Goof Trooper

by dolfinfan34 on Feb 11, 2012 12:28 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Sorry, that was my hand on your elbow...

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by Finhead83 on Feb 11, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

dammit ive been at every matty and still waiting to into the hall of fame here

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former Goof Trooper

by dolfinfan34 on Feb 11, 2012 12:33 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I also nominate Beaver for the Lost in Translation award.

He’s the clear cut winner in my book!

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by Finhead83 on Feb 11, 2012 12:32 PM EST reply actions  

lol he always wins

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Long live Marino, Duncan and Bagwell
Please, call me Bacon

by Ben Bacon on Feb 11, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know

His avatars are very clear

"Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport."
Vince Lombardi

by Miamimaniac on Feb 11, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Do I get the old farts nomination?

J-E-S-T-S SUCK, SUCK, SUCK.
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

by Dolfan88 on Feb 11, 2012 12:33 PM EST reply actions  

If you shake your pants...

Those old farts wouldn’t be hanging around as long.

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by Finhead83 on Feb 11, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

SHAAAKKKKEEEE, nope, still here, LOL.

J-E-S-T-S SUCK, SUCK, SUCK.
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

by Dolfan88 on Feb 11, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok then...

It’s only fair to give you the award…

For future reference, it’s best to save those things for under the cover when you’re wife is about to fall asleep.

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- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

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by Finhead83 on Feb 11, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

the proper name is not farts.. it is dingle berries ;op.. and they have to be cut off not shaken off ;op

as my great grand pappy use to say:. a fart is nothing more then a turd who forgot to get its filling.

common sence says if you put a stick in it and stirr if it stinks.. stop.. toss the stick and just walk away.

as my great grand pappy use to say: the only thing you should be insecure about is if your depends wont hold all of last nights dinner.

by animal2020 on Feb 11, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

He lives...

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by Finhead83 on Feb 11, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

Captain of the U.S.S. Tyler Wilson, Flagship of the Wilson Armada
Please, call me Bacon

by Ben Bacon on Feb 11, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

You left Alpha and I alone to hijack posts and make the community uncomfortable...

We were freakin’ tripod, man!

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by Finhead83 on Feb 11, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

sorry dude losing out on Luck killed my fervor and then Ive just been real busy lately

Im gonna start being around a good amount again

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Please, call me Bacon

by Ben Bacon on Feb 11, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Bout time!

J-E-S-T-S SUCK, SUCK, SUCK.
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

by Dolfan88 on Feb 11, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

lol i know right?

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Long live Marino, Duncan and Bagwell
Please, call me Bacon

by Ben Bacon on Feb 11, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

We thought you were on a cliff up in the mounts

about to jump because we didn’t get in on the Luck thing, lol.

J-E-S-T-S SUCK, SUCK, SUCK.
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

by Dolfan88 on Feb 11, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol

Thought about it

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Long live Marino, Duncan and Bagwell
Please, call me Bacon

by Ben Bacon on Feb 11, 2012 1:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Lol

Thought about it

Captain of the U.S.S. Tyler Wilson, Flagship of the Wilson Armada
Long live Marino, Duncan and Bagwell
Please, call me Bacon

by Ben Bacon on Feb 11, 2012 1:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

its acuatally prounaced grooftroop.

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former Goof Trooper

by dolfinfan34 on Feb 11, 2012 12:45 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Hey now...

Do you really want to upset The White Monkey?

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by Finhead83 on Feb 11, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Go ask alpha

hes got a nice big scar on his left ass cheek now lol

Captain of the U.S.S. Tyler Wilson, Flagship of the Wilson Armada
Long live Marino, Duncan and Bagwell
Please, call me Bacon

by Ben Bacon on Feb 11, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

That was when he made you excited though...

I thought the scar on his nipple was from when he made you angry?

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by Finhead83 on Feb 11, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

You get that close? Damn, your brave or ........

J-E-S-T-S SUCK, SUCK, SUCK.
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

by Dolfan88 on Feb 11, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I wasn't close to The White Monkey, I just saw the large tear in Alpha's nipple.

That’s when he said Bacon was a biter…

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- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

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by Finhead83 on Feb 11, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I meant to Alpha, are you nuts to get that close?

I heard he has boxes in his basement!

J-E-S-T-S SUCK, SUCK, SUCK.
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

by Dolfan88 on Feb 11, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

He does have boxes in his basement.

But because Alpha and I share the same profession (semi-creepy), we have a mutual understanding not to target each other. That’s was right when the monkey went MIA…

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

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by Finhead83 on Feb 11, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

He's quite today,

must be down in the basement spanking the monkey LOL.

J-E-S-T-S SUCK, SUCK, SUCK.
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

by Dolfan88 on Feb 11, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

He has many scars

As the result of me

Captain of the U.S.S. Tyler Wilson, Flagship of the Wilson Armada
Long live Marino, Duncan and Bagwell
Please, call me Bacon

by Ben Bacon on Feb 11, 2012 1:52 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

lol

he wasnt around yet during the goof troops heyday

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Long live Marino, Duncan and Bagwell
Please, call me Bacon

by Ben Bacon on Feb 11, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I do remember the Goof Troops though.

I just wasn’t a poster…

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by Finhead83 on Feb 11, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

So you we're a lurker lol

Captain of the U.S.S. Tyler Wilson, Flagship of the Wilson Armada
Long live Marino, Duncan and Bagwell
Please, call me Bacon

by Ben Bacon on Feb 11, 2012 1:52 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

*were

Captain of the U.S.S. Tyler Wilson, Flagship of the Wilson Armada
Long live Marino, Duncan and Bagwell
Please, call me Bacon

by Ben Bacon on Feb 11, 2012 1:53 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

That was when I came here for some quick one-stop news...

And not so much to come here to creep people out.

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- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

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by Finhead83 on Feb 11, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

Captain of the U.S.S. Tyler Wilson, Flagship of the Wilson Armada
Long live Marino, Duncan and Bagwell
Please, call me Bacon

by Ben Bacon on Feb 11, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

who are you?

and what did you do to TheInfamousBacon, or whatever your new account name was

RGIII or flynn, whichever one helps us win
Leader of the "draft Jayron Hosley in the 2nd" bandwagon
Grand Cardinal of the first holy church of brandstater

by AnishB15 on Feb 11, 2012 1:56 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Lol I trashed it

I didn’t want to let go of my comment and post history

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Long live Marino, Duncan and Bagwell
Please, call me Bacon

by Ben Bacon on Feb 11, 2012 1:58 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

SMH

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Feb 11, 2012 2:03 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Haha

Whys that?

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Long live Marino, Duncan and Bagwell
Please, call me Bacon

by Ben Bacon on Feb 11, 2012 2:06 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Because it was such big deal that you get your new one!

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Feb 11, 2012 2:19 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

lol

you should know by now that ANYTHING with me is an event

what can I say, I grandstand as much as possible because I crave attention haha

Captain of the U.S.S. Tyler Wilson, Flagship of the Wilson Armada
Long live Marino, Duncan and Bagwell
Please, call me Bacon

by Ben Bacon on Feb 11, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

also if I could keep all my comments and such then I would change the name

Captain of the U.S.S. Tyler Wilson, Flagship of the Wilson Armada
Long live Marino, Duncan and Bagwell
Please, call me Bacon

by Ben Bacon on Feb 11, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn it man, grow a pair.

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Feb 11, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I already have six

why do I need another?

Captain of the U.S.S. Tyler Wilson, Flagship of the Wilson Armada
Long live Marino, Duncan and Bagwell
Please, call me Bacon

by Ben Bacon on Feb 11, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Um a pair of your own sir!

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Feb 11, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Old people don't like to have to work hard for no reason!

TCP’s glass of prune juice was delayed by 5 minutes while he activated your account.

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by Finhead83 on Feb 11, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

HAHAHA

Captain of the U.S.S. Tyler Wilson, Flagship of the Wilson Armada
Long live Marino, Duncan and Bagwell
Please, call me Bacon

by Ben Bacon on Feb 11, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

You shut it.

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Feb 11, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

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by Finhead83 on Feb 12, 2012 1:32 AM EST up reply actions  

How about the...

“Brandon Marshell recruiting award” for the person he draws the most attention to the site on Twitter?

RG3=PhinsUp

by Borderline_Beast on Feb 11, 2012 1:08 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

What about renaming the Tony Sparano one?

Maybe The Tony Sparano Fist Pump of the Year Award…for best jumping on the bandwagon comment..lol

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by cordy_1971 on Feb 11, 2012 1:16 PM EST reply actions  

Wow I completely forgot that Brandon London even existed. Good times...goooooood times

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Henne Beleiver '12....oh wait...never mind

by Rytackle on Feb 11, 2012 1:49 PM EST reply actions  

He does...

His new new is Roberto Wallace.

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

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by Finhead83 on Feb 11, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

so, when do they start?

RGIII or flynn, whichever one helps us win
Leader of the "draft Jayron Hosley in the 2nd" bandwagon
Grand Cardinal of the first holy church of brandstater

by AnishB15 on Feb 11, 2012 1:53 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Great question

Captain of the U.S.S. Tyler Wilson, Flagship of the Wilson Armada
Long live Marino, Duncan and Bagwell
Please, call me Bacon

by Ben Bacon on Feb 11, 2012 1:53 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Carl Peterson Award

instead of Bill Parcells? Seems to be the direction Ross is headed.

by Urthling on Feb 11, 2012 3:41 PM EST reply actions  

One more...

Replace the Tedd Ginn Punching Bag Award with the
Tony Sparano Fall Guy Award – given to the blogger most likely to be the target of attacks from trolls and other bloggers

by Urthling on Feb 11, 2012 3:46 PM EST reply actions  

Are you taller then 4'? You have to be shorter than Nicky, LOL

J-E-S-T-S SUCK, SUCK, SUCK.
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

by Dolfan88 on Feb 11, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

So basically no one can win it?

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Feb 11, 2012 4:29 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Corectomundo!

J-E-S-T-S SUCK, SUCK, SUCK.
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

by Dolfan88 on Feb 11, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

how about the don shule over the hill award for the old guys here? or the chowder of the mouth award for the guy who is always putting his foot in his mouth.

common sence says if you put a stick in it and stirr if it stinks.. stop.. toss the stick and just walk away.

as my great grand pappy use to say: the only thing you should be insecure about is if your depends wont hold all of last nights dinner.

by animal2020 on Feb 11, 2012 6:59 PM EST reply actions  

one of these years

One of these years i tell u

by ricenbeans82 on Feb 11, 2012 8:58 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

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