Miami Dolphins Caption This - Pro Bowl Edition
by Kevin Nogle on Feb 1, 2012 5:00 AM EST
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Continuing with our new offseason, ever-other-week schedule, the Caption This photo captioning contest returns this week, with a look at the Pro Bowl. And, when looking at the 2012 Pro Bowl, where else should you look but to Brandon Marshall. And, this week's picture give you two options for your captioning creativity.
Do you go with what Marshall was thinking as the ball bounces off his foot and up to his hands, while laying on the ground in the endzone?
Or, do you take a shot at the Chicago Bears' Corey Graham (NFC's #21) as he tries to figure out what just happened?
But, before you get on to this week's contest, we have to take a look back at the contest from two weeks ago.
Taking a look at Tom Brady randomly punting the ball on third down against the Denver Broncos. The winner this week had the most recs every in one of these posts (I think - I'm too lazy to actually go back and check it out, but I think it's right). With 27 recs, Finhead83 clearly won, with a caption of:
Now, back to this week. If this week's picture strikes that creative nerve, leave your caption below in the comments. If you find a caption entry that you really like, click on "actions" then "Rec" at the end of the comment. That's it.
Whichever comment gets the most "recs" will be the winner next week.
Enjoy!
(Tom Brady Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)
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To continue my theme...
“Not to be rude, but you look like a Pro Bowler today.”
We had [Brady] down… but we didn’t kick him. We helped him up and gave him a PowerPuff Girls band-aid for his knee. What exactly did you expect would happen when we did that?
does anyone wonder why #21 has his hands on his head?
He looks like he is about to do some weird tribal dance..
We had [Brady] down… but we didn’t kick him. We helped him up and gave him a PowerPuff Girls band-aid for his knee. What exactly did you expect would happen when we did that?
by Jason Scott_90 on Feb 1, 2012 7:11 AM EST up reply actions
Did you not watch the replay?
The CBs ran into each other when they both could have had a sure interception. Brandon Marshall GOT LUCKY AS HELL, but I don’t see anybody mentioning that part.
More of Moore in 2012!
Coples for our new 4-3!
'Phins phor Liphe!
Most guys just lift their leg to do it. Marshall, ever the showman, lays on his back, lifts his leg, and juggles a football while doing it....
www.arrogant-sob.com Warning: You MAY be offended. Also, "Like" Arrogant Sob an Facebook, and follow me @onearrogantSOB on Twitter. Oh, and I almost forgot: Rex Ryan sucks...
I probably should have somewhere noted that "It" refers to farting, if it isnt obvious...
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Oh, and I almost forgot: Rex Ryan sucks...
Marshall is clearly taken aback by the superior ball placement
I love how the Towel Throwers and Henne haters are quickly silenced by the smallest modicum of success. Here's a thought: You'll never appreciate the successes unless you believe and support them when they're supposed to be down. I don't care how entitled you feel that you are to your negativity, a person that boos their own team is simply a jerk.
by mikem1224 on Feb 1, 2012 6:21 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
"That's no football, it's a bomb......nooooooo, don't catch it!!!!!"
Official member of "The Luck Fleet"
Nobody hurt a tackler like Zonk did.
by rintintinsoldier on Feb 1, 2012 6:26 AM EST reply actions
(Corey Graham speaking) OH NO!
He has gotten over his fear of catching the ball in the endzone!
by Northern Fin Fan on Feb 1, 2012 6:37 AM EST reply actions
I believe I can catch
Wish we could sim this season
by biggaandbadda on Feb 1, 2012 6:52 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Corey Graham:
“HOLY SH&^! HE DISSAPEARED!”
2010 The Jim Mandich NewsFlash Award Winner.
Miss the misery.
Need a reason for a change.
Need a reason to explain.
So turn it on again.
Don't change your mind.
You're wasting light.
It's so much easier not to drop the ball when I'm on my back!
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
Contributing Writer to the The Phinsider
May sound better if I rephrase...
It’s so much easier to hold on to the ball when I’m on my back!
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
Contributing Writer to the The Phinsider
corey graham "oh sh!t! the sky must be falling, brandon marshalls catching td's."
The jest suck, snatchez is overated, patsies will fall, i hope brady breaks his knee.
Wham, Bam, What the F%^& Just Happened?
NY Jets = NFL's Chicago Cubs
There's a fine line between hopeful and desperate. Just look @ Jets fans.
Oh shit, Lovie Smith won't let me hear the end of this.
NY Jets = NFL's Chicago Cubs
There's a fine line between hopeful and desperate. Just look @ Jets fans.
I was jusssst gonna say that....damn you...lol
Draft a top tier TE!
Draft Wishlist: QB, TE, RT, FS, DE (No particular order)
Front Runner for the "Eat the Crow" award regarding Cam Newton
by tuscanitunr x2 on Feb 1, 2012 8:30 AM EST up reply actions
Hey! Right where I want it. Man Dalton's good!
Owner of the Running Shulas
Fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you're fightin' in a basement! ...
This is the moment the NFL realizes footballs bert
by dolphinfan4lyfe on Feb 1, 2012 9:00 AM EST via mobile reply actions
sorry getting used to new phone, was supposed to read
Mark this date: this is the day the NFL decided even footballs better on a Serta
by dolphinfan4lyfe on Feb 1, 2012 9:01 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Earl Thomas- "I thought he would drop it!"
Miami's Superstars: Reggie Bush, Brandon Marshall, Jake Long, Mike Pouncey, Karlos Dansby, Cameron Wake, Vontae Davis and Sean Smith (just wait), Lebron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, Mike Stanton, Gaby Sanchez, Hanley Ramirez, Josh Johnson, Heath Bell, Mark Buehrle, Jose Reyes, Tomas Fleischmann, Stephen Weiss, Jose Theodore, and Chris Versteeg. :)
Knowing noone was taking the Pro Bowl seriously,
Corey was spotted dancing during defense….
“teach me how to dougie
Teach-teach me how to dougie
Teach me how to dougie
You ain’t messing with my dougie”
by PhinNomenol! on Feb 1, 2012 9:41 AM EST via Android app reply actions
It's simple. We catch the ball.
"The only difference between dissapointment and depression is your level of comittment."
The NFC players try to hide in terror, after catching a glimpse of The Monster!
by kabvorka on Feb 1, 2012 10:06 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
BMarsh has the force!
Miami's Superstars: Reggie Bush, Brandon Marshall, Jake Long, Mike Pouncey, Karlos Dansby, Cameron Wake, Vontae Davis and Sean Smith (just wait), Lebron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, Mike Stanton, Gaby Sanchez, Hanley Ramirez, Josh Johnson, Heath Bell, Mark Buehrle, Jose Reyes, Tomas Fleischmann, Stephen Weiss, Jose Theodore, and Chris Versteeg. :)
Aaron Roger's voice from the sideline
Damn it, why is it only the AFC Guys are trying ….
After Marshall's girlfriend stabbed the defenders with a broken vase,
Marshall was free to catch the ball in the fetal position.
More of Moore in 2012!
Coples for our new 4-3!
'Phins phor Liphe!
by joel311 on Feb 1, 2012 10:43 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
How about this one...
Brandon Marshall is a mutant and has joined the X-Men after showing the world he can control the minds of opponents while levitating a football during Sundays pro bowl game.
by Peutz on Feb 1, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nice, awsum, epic, cool, in place without radical meaning!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on Feb 13, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Learn how to give birth the right way. Call Brandon Marshall today!!
Next year will be the year of the Big 4: Wade, James, Bosh & Cole.
Yankees = The Marlins of the North!
BRANDON MARSHALL SHUT THE F_ _K UP !!
Brandon marshall you said you need a QB to get you the
football in the right location ??
FUNNY thing is you DROP so many got damn passes this year,
" you got to be kidding me. "
Brandon (BIPOLAR) marshall we are going to see if you play this
year like you played in the allstar game, we don’t want to see anymore
drop passes ???
We don't want to see anymore dropped passes???
Are you asking him, or the fans?
LOL
by PhinNomenol! on Feb 1, 2012 12:51 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
INCOMMING
that is all that caption should read.
You are feeling very sleepy.. listen only to my voice... you will drop the ball.... now!
I don't mind sucking for Luck - but I draw the line at swallowing.
Post game interview with Matt Moore
Ya Marshall played great ! It cost me plenty to get the NFC guys to back off so he could practice his route running and catching because I am tired of him being in the wrong spot for my perfect ass probowl caliber throws. Hopefully after 3 years with Miami he can figure out how to use both hands and how to run routes. Oh and by the way congratulation Marshall on MVP.
by DPHIN on Feb 1, 2012 3:21 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Brandon Marshall's DEEP THOUGHTS
“As I lie here about to make this miracle catch I ponder…Earl Thomas made the Pro Bowl…maybe we should have picked him instead of Jared Odrick and Koa Misi who are NOT here…”
SE_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _LT LG C RG RT TE _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _FL
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ SC__FB
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __QB_ _ _ _ _ Direct Snap WildSCAT Option Attack
"And when I woke up the ball was in my hands, it was like the QB knew exactly where to place it. I need to get me one of those."
Can we just wheel Shula onto the field at the start of ever game being pushed by one of the Miami Cheerleaders? Talk about mixing fear and distraction...
by Hollywood Dolfan on Feb 1, 2012 4:45 PM EST reply actions
Realizing he needed separation, Brandon let's loose a thunderous fart and blows the defenders away
The force of it knocked him down , enabling him to catch it !
founding member of the dolphins really old bastards fan club GO PHINS... TO THE GRAVE BABY!
It's called foot ball , not pin ball !
founding member of the dolphins really old bastards fan club GO PHINS... TO THE GRAVE BABY!
by daytonadolfan on Feb 1, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions
taking the name football literally , brandon tries to catch the ball with his feet(fail)
miraculously it bounced off his feet and into his hands, go figure !
founding member of the dolphins really old bastards fan club GO PHINS... TO THE GRAVE BABY!
Corey Graham: "Brandon Marshall is about to catch a TOUCHDOWN?!?!
The Mayans were correct! Apocalypse!!!!!!"
I got S + What a Dog's Tail Does.
One of them "Young Guns"
Corey Graham: Grrraahhh! I knew I should'a eaten that Campbell's Chuncky Soup before the game!
or something to that effect………..
Gingers have souls too. Except at the pro bowl, that's when they start throwing bombs.
by Peutz on Feb 1, 2012 9:53 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Well yes but thats a fart-bomb but you will have plenty of room to strech-out!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on Feb 13, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
PS.
I get extra points for mine, because I’m born, raised, and live in the Netherlands. AND because I check this website every day (3 times or more) AND because I pay €20,00 (about $26,00) a game to watch the dolphins play football on my computer :(
by Peutz on Feb 1, 2012 10:37 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Hell yes bruther you clearly get a rec every time you come on this site!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on Feb 13, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
PS. 2
Born in the Netherlands as in….. English isn’t my language
by Peutz on Feb 1, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
& a rec for knowing multi lang. as well!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on Feb 13, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
How about this one..
Brandon Marshall is a mutant and has joined the X-Men after showing the world he can control the minds of opponents while levitating a football during Sundays pro bowl game.
by Peutz on Feb 1, 2012 10:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Thats a rec!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on Feb 13, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Ridley Scott......
“For this scene I need natural instinct! Corey, your partner has just been injured in an explosion, cover your ears to shield yourself from deafning sound. Earl, I need an injured, dazed crawl on the floor as if grasping for life and confused in your enviroment. Brandon, I need you to fall back as if blasted by the shock wave. Mike Wallace I need you to be nearly out of the screen at a distance as if you set off the explosion. And……ACTION!!!!
Corey Graham: He can't catch three can he?
"All the money in the world can't buy a perfect season"
" I'm a Buffalo Bills/Sabres fan so I don't know how to react to this"
(Bills fan after winning a tipping comp)
only the monster can disarm a bomb in mid air while taking a nap
Voted 6 time" MVP"..... Summercamp Pantyraid winner !!!!!!!!!
How about:
“This is going to look so awesome on the cover of WIDE RECEIVERS FOR DUMMY”S"
graham:
espn is gonna HAVE TO say something good about a miami dolphin and its my fault
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
by im-twitch-fool!! on Feb 2, 2012 12:00 PM EST reply actions
Caption for Marshall catch
Number 21 says:
No, No, No, Marshall never catches the ball in the end zone.
Marshall says:
What is this in my hands?
"U can't stop this"
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on Feb 14, 2012 10:23 PM EST reply actions
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