Does anybody else feel like they got taken for a ride yesterday? The Dolphins were not even trying. You cannot tell me that what I witnessed on the field was a team and coaching staff giving it all they had.

I made the mistake of buying tickets to this 'game'. I sat in a stadium for 3 hours, waiting for the Dolphins to actually do something besides give the ball to the Titans. I have been hoodwinked. Its like ordering something from a late night infomercial- you see that awesome product on TV, you buy it, and then when it shows up its 1/4 of the size it looked like on TV and it doesn't work.

At the end of the game I went out to Ross's helicopter. I wanted to see what kind of mood he was in. He didn't get into the chopper, just some other people. Which means one of two things-
1. Ross wasn't even at the game.
2. Ross sent his family home so they wouldn't see him pulling down his pants and firing angry diarhea all over the coaches and players.

I hope its #2.

Did they throw this game on purpose or what?! I want my money back. They should start selling Dolphins tickets with money-back guarantees. They'll need to offer that if I'm gonna show up ever again. Oh crap- I have tix to the Seahawks game. Wow. I better plan on getting so drunk that it looks like a real game. How much booze will that take?

The best part is that the team was horrible in every single aspect. You can't even blame any one person or unit. You would have to fire the entire organization. Would anyone even care if they did? Even Brandon Fields, the Dolphins undisputed MVP for the last couple years, had some horrendous punts.

At least Dan Carpenter managed to kick a FG despite assface trying to ice his own kicker.

Give me back my money.