Miami Dolphins Coach Search Turning to Atlanta's Mike Mularkey

welcome back to south beach

"The more people I meet the more I like my dog."
Winner of The Davone Bess Little Guy Award, 2010

by Kdog92 on Jan 7, 2012 11:04 AM EST reply actions

You dee official welcoming committee?

lol

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Groucho Marx
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Jan 7, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions

for Philbin and Fisher...yes

"The more people I meet the more I like my dog."
Winner of The Davone Bess Little Guy Award, 2010

by Kdog92 on Jan 7, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions

NO NO NO

I watched this guy in action as HC of the Bills – he couldn’t find his butt with two hands and a flashlight

by FWE on Jan 7, 2012 11:16 AM EST reply actions

... and one of those hands already on one cheek...

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Groucho Marx
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Jan 7, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions

AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

This guy makes Sparano look like Vince Lombardi

by Truth Warrior on Jan 7, 2012 11:33 AM EST reply actions

lol

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Groucho Marx
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Jan 7, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions

No waaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

by BahamaDolfan on Jan 7, 2012 11:35 AM EST reply actions

baaaaaaaaby!!!

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Groucho Marx
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Jan 7, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions

I'm not even a Dolphins fan and the thought of Mularkey depresses me.

They can’t be serious, can they?

by FreedomRide on Jan 7, 2012 11:52 AM EST reply actions

cartoon fan?

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Groucho Marx
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Jan 7, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions

I really hope not...

I think it’s a ploy to show fisher with or without him they are moving on. At least I hope that is why they are doing this.

Where is Oronde Gadsden when we need him?

"Joe Montana was a product of the system. Dan Marino was the system"-Bill Walsh.

by FinzD54 on Jan 7, 2012 12:06 PM EST via mobile reply actions

Lol we are going to screw this up

I bet we would have every coaching candidate available throwing themselves at us if we had the first pick and Andrew Luck was coming down…
YAY 6-10!!

Phinsider HOF C/O 2009
Winner of Six Career Matty Awards
Vice Grand Poobah of the RGIII Fleet
Occupy Joe Robbie

by Little Nicky 21 on Jan 7, 2012 12:15 PM EST via Android app reply actions

But wait, I thought the Suck for Luck argument was "short-sighted and narrow"....

But now it sure seems like losing those meaningless games would have been better than winning them. I’m confused……

The only reason I watch Jets games is to see if TODAY is the day Rex Ryan's fat heart gives out on him...

by Brantner78 on Jan 7, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions

Lol I never understood how

Being willing to sacrifice a season for a decade-plus of contention is short-sighted. Short-sighted is wanting to beat the Kansas City Chiefs no matter what because when we lose you are depressed.. Short-sighted is choosing 6-10 over 1-15 because you don’t want to be embarrassed wearing your Jake Long jersey in public.

The people who would rather have the scenario we have now over a 1-15 season, guaranteeing Andrew Luck, are short-sighted and selfish

Phinsider HOF C/O 2009
Winner of Six Career Matty Awards
Vice Grand Poobah of the RGIII Fleet
Occupy Joe Robbie

by Little Nicky 21 on Jan 7, 2012 12:38 PM EST via Android app up reply actions

But how do you do that with all kinds of character items, such as pride, integrity, winning attitude, honor, courage, togetherness, never-give-up, etc?

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Groucho Marx
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Jan 7, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions

you postpone them for a year

so you can be proud of your team for winning Championships. The winning attitude went out the window at 0-7, because we laid down when winning actually mattered.

Phinsider HOF C/O 2009
Winner of Six Career Matty Awards
Vice Grand Poobah of the RGIII Fleet
Occupy Joe Robbie

by Little Nicky 21 on Jan 7, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions

Easier said than done...

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Groucho Marx
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Jan 7, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions

As far as Mularkey.....

No. No-no. Nuh nuh nuh nooooo. Nuh nuh nuh noooooooo. No no. No. No….no….and………no. Thank you…..Oh and also: No.

The only reason I watch Jets games is to see if TODAY is the day Rex Ryan's fat heart gives out on him...

by Brantner78 on Jan 7, 2012 12:33 PM EST reply actions

Well said

Phinsider HOF C/O 2009
Winner of Six Career Matty Awards
Vice Grand Poobah of the RGIII Fleet
Occupy Joe Robbie

by Little Nicky 21 on Jan 7, 2012 12:39 PM EST via Android app up reply actions

So, it's no.. right?

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Groucho Marx
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Jan 7, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions

so what do you think of Mularkey being our next head coach?

NO MORE BACKUPS!!

by phinsphan85 on Jan 7, 2012 1:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions

Mularkey=fail

Daily Phinsider reader since its creation.

Henne Beleiver '12....oh wait...never mind

by Rytackle on Jan 7, 2012 1:33 PM EST reply actions

Boy Oh Boy

I would rather we hire a head coach with no record in the past then Mularkey. Some coaches are good at the oc or dc not the big job. He my fellow fans is one! Either keep the current head coach, or bring in one with a clean slate. NO MORE RETREDS!

by yappy007 on Jan 7, 2012 1:33 PM EST reply actions

Oh for the love of god...

2010 The Jim Mandich NewsFlash Award Winner.

Miss the misery.
Need a reason for a change.
Need a reason to explain.
So turn it on again.
Don't change your mind.
You're wasting light.

by Patssuck456 on Jan 7, 2012 2:10 PM EST reply actions

Exact same words went through my head when I read the headline. Exact....

The only reason I watch Jets games is to see if TODAY is the day Rex Ryan's fat heart gives out on him...

by Brantner78 on Jan 8, 2012 7:48 AM EST up reply actions

maybe he's different now... maybe he's changed

…

Or maybe not…

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Jan 7, 2012 7:33 PM EST via mobile reply actions