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Random Poll: Least Favorite Miami Dolphins Personnel

kmb8488 and I were having a discussion yesterday about who was the least liked Dolphin or former Dolphin. We had a bunch of nominees, so I thought a poll was in order to bring the deciding votes to you. Please vote for your least favorite Miami Dolphins personality.

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Who is your least favorite Dolphin or former Dolphin?
Chad Henne
46 votes
Jeff Ireland
159 votes
Tony Sparano
11 votes
Bill Parcells
230 votes
Nick Saban
1156 votes

1602 votes | Poll has closed

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Watch-out where he parks his truck anyway. self medication is the only way to fly!

wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet!
Chyt; cha aint seen the worst tilo youd seen the least - Henne to Marshall compleat two year descreption!

by wild zion beaver on Jan 5, 2012 1:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I would have voted for him anyways

Don’t hate any of the others anywhere near as much.

by cubman987 on Jan 5, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah this vote is gonna be lopsided... I hate Saban

but i’d vote Wannstedt personally.. This guy was my least favorite coach. He was always just so douchey, and ran the most boring conservative offenses ive ever seen and stayed around way too long. Atleast Nick Saban was one and done, Wannstedt era was a deep wound, and our FO never stopped the bleeding.

I'm ALL- IN. Do whatever it takes to get Andrew Luck or RGIII to Miami in 2012.
Laces out!
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BRANDON MARSHALL- FUTURE MIAMI HOF WR!!!!!
Tom Brandstater- more TD's than completions. Last person to tell him that's not possible, well, nobody has seen him since.

by BSerious72 on Jan 4, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

I can remember when I was younger my dad didn't like Tom Olivadotti

I heard constantly from him that the only thing the PREVENT defense prevented was the Dolphins from winning.

We had [Brady] down… but we didn’t kick him. We helped him up and gave him a PowerPuff Girls band-aid for his knee. What exactly did you expect would happen when we did that?

by Jason Scott_90 on Jan 4, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

this & I remember everyone at the bar saying it only slowed the inevadable kinda like the flatt zone against a good QB!

wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet!
Chyt; cha aint seen the worst tilo youd seen the least - Henne to Marshall compleat two year descreption!

by wild zion beaver on Jan 5, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Send BP back to where ever he wants to stay for good

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by 21Dave on Jan 4, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

Why no Ted Ginn or Pat White?

I got S + What a Dog's Tail Does.
One of them "Young Guns"

by Va FinFan on Jan 4, 2012 10:37 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Pat White died....

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by Alpha6 on Jan 4, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

He did

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-P3RG5_0U0

Founder and creator of the "DT33" nickname.
John "Marshmallow" Jerry is a bum.
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"I make onions cry"--Tom Brandstater.

by AlejandroN on Jan 4, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

RIP Pat White!

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.
As of 01/01/2012 an officially ordained priest of the Church Of The Latter Day Dude

by texascowpunk on Jan 4, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

They even had a white herse eulagy ingraved & bronzed headstone!

wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet!
Chyt; cha aint seen the worst tilo youd seen the least - Henne to Marshall compleat two year descreption!

by wild zion beaver on Jan 5, 2012 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Why would you hate them?

Just for being put in a position to fail?

I never got a prize for doing what was expected of me.

by Tunaflipper on Jan 4, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah because being put in a position to fail

means dropping almost everything thrown your way.

I got S + What a Dog's Tail Does.
One of them "Young Guns"

by Va FinFan on Jan 4, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I think..

Parcells did much more damage to the organization than any other person listed. I can’t get the image of that beached whale sitting in that poor golf cart out of my head..

by DesperadoJV on Jan 4, 2012 10:39 PM EST reply actions  

You can't be serious?

Saban is one of the primary reasons we had the team we did in 2007. He made great choices like taking Jason Allen in the 1st and trade a 2nd pick for Daunte Culpepper instead of signing Dree Brees as a FA.

Not to mention the year before he drafted Ronnie Brown when a guy named Aaron Rodgers was available. Now granted, there was a reason he slid down to 24th but he was a top rated QB (he was projected to go 1st overall) when we obviously needed one. I’ll still never forget him sitting in the green room with a look of “just get this over with”.

by Agent J 78 on Jan 4, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Cam Cameron always will feel like he did the most damage to the team to me....

In the time he was given to do it. With the least positive to come from his duration. But I’m too tired to think about the bad stuff much tonight.

by erizzle on Jan 4, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

You guys are way off base,....

THE MOST HATED DOLPHIN IS,…….RAY FINKLE !

Marching to the beat of a different drummer since 1965...

by Ohiofinfan4life on Jan 4, 2012 11:13 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

So true

How could I forget?

"Every island has a beach and mine there will be called Beast Beach."
Leading the drive for our new offensive coordinator: Mr. Dan Marino

by Dolphinole on Jan 5, 2012 7:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Jimmy Johnson

for stating he “could win a Super Bowl” with the Dolphins while he was an NFL commentator, getting Shula fired, handcuffing Dan Marino, handing the keys to the car to Wanny, and never taking us to the Super Bowl or even sniffing at it. He was the beginning of our downward spiral.

It's hard to tell what I don't know from what I've forgotten.
Dolphins fan since 3rd grade - 1973.
Favorite Dolphins #'s: 12, 13, 22, 39, 42, 54, 55, 65, 83, 85, 99.

by LegoSouls on Jan 4, 2012 11:18 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

^^^^^THIS^^^^^100000% AGREE!!!!! NO CONTEST!!!!!!

NY Jets = NFL's Chicago Cubs

There's a fine line between hopeful and desperate. Just look @ Jets fans.

by TheFinReaper on Jan 5, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Then he gets back to commentating, & "smiles" whilest picking against the (Miami Dolphins) to get beat by the KC Royals err Chiefs!

wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet!
Chyt; cha aint seen the worst tilo youd seen the least - Henne to Marshall compleat two year descreption!

by wild zion beaver on Jan 6, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Garo Yepremian's attempted pass in Super Bowl VII......

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Groucho Marx
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Jan 4, 2012 11:19 PM EST reply actions  

that was the last time they let his hands touch a football un till after the game was officaly over!

wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet!
Chyt; cha aint seen the worst tilo youd seen the least - Henne to Marshall compleat two year descreption!

by wild zion beaver on Jan 5, 2012 1:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Not even a fair comparison...

Saban might split the vote 60-40 with Satan himself…..

We had [Brady] down… but we didn’t kick him. We helped him up and gave him a PowerPuff Girls band-aid for his knee. What exactly did you expect would happen when we did that?

by Jason Scott_90 on Jan 4, 2012 11:31 PM EST reply actions  

LOL

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.
As of 01/01/2012 an officially ordained priest of the Church Of The Latter Day Dude

by texascowpunk on Jan 5, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

He does look lame in that shot (pix) his eyes are on different plains his tounge is forked, does he carry id that stats he born here in the USA!

dont let this one run for office, he might have a little Arnold Shwartsanagger in him!

wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet!
Chyt; cha aint seen the worst tilo youd seen the least - Henne to Marshall compleat two year descreption!

by wild zion beaver on Jan 5, 2012 1:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Nick Saban didn't bring us Drew Brees, instead he brought us Cant-e Throw-pepper

And Parcells wanted to get Jimmy Graham (A future perennial pro-bowler) and instead got John Jerry, ergo, we should be the Saints.

But Nick Saban definitely.

Founder and creator of the "DT33" nickname.
John "Marshmallow" Jerry is a bum.
Chief Resident of the Barkley Bandwagon of 2012.
"I make onions cry"--Tom Brandstater.

by AlejandroN on Jan 4, 2012 11:38 PM EST reply actions  

I spelled Satan wrong

TWICE!

Founder and creator of the "DT33" nickname.
John "Marshmallow" Jerry is a bum.
Chief Resident of the Barkley Bandwagon of 2012.
"I make onions cry"--Tom Brandstater.

by AlejandroN on Jan 4, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

hehe!

wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet!
Chyt; cha aint seen the worst tilo youd seen the least - Henne to Marshall compleat two year descreption!

by wild zion beaver on Jan 5, 2012 1:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Saban

Saban, the KGB double agent/ Benedict Arnold!!!

by miamimike71 on Jan 5, 2012 2:14 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

Weird Selection / Combination

Has to be Satan out of this bunch, clearly. Bill Parcells & Jeff Ireland have built us a base and put us back in the pack, rescuing us after years of bad drafts. Sparano tried his butt off and isn’t deserving of “hate”. Henne? Are you serious? You could hate the pick but not the player.

Recipients of hate in recent years on this site you could have added might include.
Tedd Ginn & Family for being drafted no.9
Cam Cameron for engineering 1-15
Ricky Williams for Blowing the team out (literally)
Dave Wannstache for numerous curious draft decisions – Jamar Fletcher anyone?
Jay Fiedler for being a pick six maestro
Wayne Huzienga

Personally I’ve forgiven most of ’em…

by Armchair QB on Jan 5, 2012 6:23 AM EST reply actions  

He got good muney for his garbage company!

wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet!
Chyt; cha aint seen the worst tilo youd seen the least - Henne to Marshall compleat two year descreption!

by wild zion beaver on Jan 6, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I really don't get all the hate for Saban

Yea, he made some bad personnel choices, but what coach of our hasn’t in the past 10 years? So I don’t think you can blame him for that. The only thing I see as plausible is the fact he said, “I’m not looking for another job”…when in fact he was. However, what coach, or Front Office manager, hasn’t said that? Sorry, but all the hate for Saban, imho, is misguided, or misplaced. Just mvho.

Draft a top tier TE!
Draft Wishlist: QB, TE, RT, FS, DE (No particular order)
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by tuscanitunr x2 on Jan 5, 2012 7:45 AM EST reply actions  

he flat out lied about not talking to Alabama

then bolted to coach the Crimson Tide the minute the season ended.

The late great Jim Mandich coined him best…. “Nick the Turd”

I root against him every minute of every game he coaches

by FinsSince70 on Jan 5, 2012 8:58 AM EST up reply actions  

...but that's what I'm getting at.

Every coach or FO guy out there will say the same thing. Hell players say it all the time too. I’m retired…or I’m not interested in coaching, when in fact…they are thinking something different.

To me…I see that Saban said, he was the coach of the Dolphins…and then at the end of the season he said…hey I’m going to the Tide. So what if he say’s he hasn’t been talking to any other teams. To me, that’s keeping the focus on what it should be on…the current situation. In that case…him as the coah of the Fins.

I know everyone has their opinions…just sayin…I really don’t see the difference in what he did and what anyone else does in Football.

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by tuscanitunr x2 on Jan 5, 2012 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

it was how he denied it

he just flat out lied… (quotes taken from a USA Today article 12/21/06)

“I guess I have to say it,” Saban said. “I’m not going to be the Alabama coach.”

“I don’t control what people say,” Saban said. “I don’t control what people put on dot-com or anything else. So I’m just telling you there’s no significance, in my opinion, about this, about me, about any interest that I have in anything other than being the coach here.”

He said this after already agreeing to coach in Tuscaloosa

by FinsSince70 on Jan 5, 2012 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree. Its much different then what most coahes do which is avoid giving a straight answer.

Also he is just a giant D bag otherwise.

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.
As of 01/01/2012 an officially ordained priest of the Church Of The Latter Day Dude

by texascowpunk on Jan 6, 2012 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Jimmy Johnson and the stache

both are equal parts, Jimmy first for making Marino retire and the stache for making Ricky retire in a key year..

by Fintastic47 on Jan 5, 2012 8:03 AM EST reply actions  

Cam Cameron

The biggest douche bag in the bunch.

by Truth Warrior on Jan 5, 2012 8:23 AM EST reply actions  

Not a great set of choices

You need to separate coaches and players, past and present. Because we all know Saban was #1. However the runner up position is the toughy with so many many good choices. You got Parsells, Wannstedt, Clam Cam Moron, and Toneeeee. As for players, you got such stars as Pat White, Teddy Bear Ginn and his family, Jamal Fletcher, Dante Culpepper, Anti Drew Brees, John Beck, Chad, I am going to be better next year Hennnneeee, Abdul Kareem El-Jabbar, and Yatil Green.

by DAVEBUCK on Jan 5, 2012 11:52 AM EST reply actions  

Yatil Green? How do you hate a guy for getting injured? Thats just sad dude.

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.
As of 01/01/2012 an officially ordained priest of the Church Of The Latter Day Dude

by texascowpunk on Jan 6, 2012 9:40 AM EST up reply actions  

He did have a breif stint here!

wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet!
Chyt; cha aint seen the worst tilo youd seen the least - Henne to Marshall compleat two year descreption!

by wild zion beaver on Jan 6, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

24 votes for Henne as least favorite Dolphin!?!

As least favorite Dolphin!?! I am not a Henne supporter, but I can think of 100 other players for least favorite dolphin (including, but not limited to, all the other people on the poll).

by Wade on Jan 5, 2012 12:01 PM EST reply actions  

I'm surprised that there were not more votes for Sparano

the way this site blew up after he was fired, i would have thought that would have the most hated.

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My love for THE MIAMI DOLPHINS is unconditional...period!
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God I hope we can knock the Jets out of the playoffs, I couldn't imagine despising a team and fan base more.

Go Dolphins!

by Phinphinatic on Jan 6, 2012 4:39 PM EST reply actions  

He was a nice guy, its Tuna that does not get the proper votes!

He never finished our line & went D picked a player that never saw the field after we lost our whole oline continuity!

wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet!
Chyt; cha aint seen the worst tilo youd seen the least - Henne to Marshall compleat two year descreption!

by wild zion beaver on Jan 6, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

i voted for tuna

a wise man once said..."My cats breath smells like cat food"
My love for THE MIAMI DOLPHINS is unconditional...period!
Win for pride, Win for us fans!
God I hope we can knock the Jets out of the playoffs, I couldn't imagine despising a team and fan base more.

Go Dolphins!

by Phinphinatic on Jan 7, 2012 2:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Parcells is pushing Satan

2010 The Jim Mandich NewsFlash Award Winner.

Miss the misery.
Need a reason for a change.
Need a reason to explain.
So turn it on again.
Don't change your mind.
You're wasting light.

by Patssuck456 on Jan 7, 2012 1:01 PM EST reply actions  

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