Miami Dolphins Caption This - Week 17
by Kevin Nogle on Jan 4, 2012 5:00 PM EST
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The NFL regular season ended this past Sunday, and, as such, we reach the end of our regular season photo caption contest. Each Wednesday, we try to take a look at one picture from the Dolphins most recent game, and come up with an appropriate caption for it. It's a chance to step away from the reality of a disappointing Dolphins season, and have a little fun for a while.
This week, we take a look at linebacker Jason Taylor staring at Jets head coach Rex Ryan. I ask you, what were the two thinking in this moment?
Before we get to the captions, however, we need to take a look back at last week's caption contest:
The Week 16 Caption This contest took a look at New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady as he sat on the ground following a sack by the Dolphins. The winning caption from last week was written by t.shug:
"Maybe if I stay on the ground they'll throw a flag"
Now, on to this week's contest. If you have a great caption for this picture, just leave it below as a comment. If you find a caption you like, click on "Actions" at the bottom of the comment you like. Then click "Rec." That's it. Whichever comment has the most "recs" will be next week's winner.
Have fun!
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Hey Jason do you think my stomach strap has stretched ?
by DPHIN on Jan 4, 2012 5:10 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
What an ass
Also, rex ryan is in the picture..
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by Little Nicky 21 on Jan 4, 2012 5:16 PM EST via Android app reply actions 6 recs
Wait till Mosul shows you the front of that picture. You're gonna be happy (joyful, cheerful, giddy, cheery, jolly and chirpy)
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Groucho Marx
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
Jason Taylor is a good looking man
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Winner of Six Career Matty Awards
Vice Grand Poobah of the RGIII Fleet
Occupy Joe Robbie
by Little Nicky 21 on Jan 4, 2012 5:28 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Yes. You and Rzayo would double team him......
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Groucho Marx
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
Ryan & to think he could of been on r team this year!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet!
Chyt; cha aint seen the worst tilo youd seen the least - Henne to Marshall compleat two year descreption!
by wild zion beaver on Jan 6, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
excellent!
The most persistent sound which reverberates through men's history is the beating of war drums.
by LoveWingsHatePenguins on Jan 4, 2012 7:05 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Genius!
The most persistent sound which reverberates through men's history is the beating of war drums.
by LoveWingsHatePenguins on Jan 4, 2012 7:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Hey Rexxy is that a banana in your pocket or Sanchez's hot dog .
by DPHIN on Jan 4, 2012 5:17 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Package check!
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Groucho Marx
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
Jason Taylor isn't the only one in this picture that won't be in the NFL at the end of this year
Daily Phinsider reader since its creation.
Henne Beleiver '12....oh wait...never mind
Keep talking Rex! You'll say something smart one day.
Feed the wolf or is the wolf feeding on us?
Get well soon Chads.
B. Marsh needs more TD's.
by Stats407 on Jan 4, 2012 5:21 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Now that im retiring, im going to join the river dance crew, watch my feet rexy.
Voted 6 time" MVP"..... Summercamp Pantyraid winner !!!!!!!!!
JT: I got 99 problems, but a Bitch aint one.
Feed the wolf or is the wolf feeding on us?
Get well soon Chads.
B. Marsh needs more TD's.
by Stats407 on Jan 4, 2012 5:25 PM EST via mobile reply actions 2 recs
Are they looking at my package? I think they're looking at my package.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Groucho Marx
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
by Alpha6 on Jan 4, 2012 5:28 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Haha
He’s not shy about thrusting it out there either…
I’m going to regret my choice of words here… Screw it..
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Winner of Six Career Matty Awards
Vice Grand Poobah of the RGIII Fleet
Occupy Joe Robbie
by Little Nicky 21 on Jan 4, 2012 5:29 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Sample for you...
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Groucho Marx
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
Hahaha
Where do find this shit??
Phinsider HOF C/O 2009
Winner of Six Career Matty Awards
Vice Grand Poobah of the RGIII Fleet
Occupy Joe Robbie
by Little Nicky 21 on Jan 4, 2012 6:53 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
lol... on the 'net...
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Groucho Marx
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
Rex: @ JT- #54 & #53. those aren't players. That is how much I weigh 5,453 pounds. I'm standing on a scale.
Feed the wolf or is the wolf feeding on us?
Get well soon Chads.
B. Marsh needs more TD's.
by Stats407 on Jan 4, 2012 5:34 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Soooo wrong.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Groucho Marx
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
Rex: "Maybe I oughta put 99 in at quarterback -- at least he could see over those linemen"
Official member of "The Luck Fleet"
Nobody hurt a tackler like Zonk did.
by rintintinsoldier on Jan 4, 2012 5:44 PM EST reply actions
JT: "You mad?"
I'm ALL- IN. Do whatever it takes to get Andrew Luck or RGIII to Miami in 2012.
Laces out!
-2008 AFC East Champions-
BRANDON MARSHALL- FUTURE MIAMI HOF WR!!!!!
Tom Brandstater- more TD's than completions. Last person to tell him that's not possible, well, nobody has seen him since.
JT to rex: I'd rather retire than ever be this close to you again !
founding member of the dolphins really old bastards fan club GO PHINS... TO THE GRAVE BABY!
by daytonadolfan on Jan 4, 2012 5:52 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
HEY REXX! DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECK!!! lol
Feed the wolf or is the wolf feeding on us?
Get well soon Chads.
B. Marsh needs more TD's.
by Stats407 on Jan 4, 2012 5:55 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
rex : mmmmm I wonder if i can sneak into the locker room and steal JT'S odor eater's ,his feet smell like heaven!
founding member of the dolphins really old bastards fan club GO PHINS... TO THE GRAVE BABY!
i put my hand up on my hip,when i dip you dip we....
Jason: Rex stop lookin at my feet.
by dolphinfan4lyfe on Jan 4, 2012 6:27 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Rex is saying " Damn he is sexy, I want his toes"!!
TO ACQUIRE KNOWLEDGE; ONE MUST STUDY,TO ACQUIRE WISDOM ONE MUST OBSERVE !!
YOU ARE NOT BORN A WINNER, YOU ARE NOT BORN A LOSER, YOU ARE WHAT YOU MAKE YOURSELF BECOME !!
WHEN TEXASCOWPUNK TAKES THE PICTURE I WILL HAVE AN AVATAR!!! OIL BABY!!!
Jason is saying " Damn his is a fat bitch"!!
TO ACQUIRE KNOWLEDGE; ONE MUST STUDY,TO ACQUIRE WISDOM ONE MUST OBSERVE !!
YOU ARE NOT BORN A WINNER, YOU ARE NOT BORN A LOSER, YOU ARE WHAT YOU MAKE YOURSELF BECOME !!
WHEN TEXASCOWPUNK TAKES THE PICTURE I WILL HAVE AN AVATAR!!! OIL BABY!!!
Even cameras fail to capture the future hall of famer without the blurr...
a wise man once said..."My cats breath smells like cat food"
My love for THE MIAMI DOLPHINS is unconditional...period!
Win for pride, Win for us fans!
God I hope we can knock the Jets out of the playoffs, I couldn't imagine despising a team and fan base more.
Go Dolphins!
Lol @ how not funny we are
Hahaha
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Winner of Six Career Matty Awards
Vice Grand Poobah of the RGIII Fleet
Occupy Joe Robbie
by Little Nicky 21 on Jan 4, 2012 6:46 PM EST via Android app reply actions
JT to Rex: "you want it now, or after I shower...."
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Groucho Marx
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
Not everyone can come up w a winner like you, kind sir
“Also, Rex Ryan is, etc” = comedy gold. Best. Caption. Ever. Kudos, my good man.
The most persistent sound which reverberates through men's history is the beating of war drums.
by LoveWingsHatePenguins on Jan 4, 2012 7:09 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Lol I don't feel funny in caption contests..
Not my medium
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Winner of Six Career Matty Awards
Vice Grand Poobah of the RGIII Fleet
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by Little Nicky 21 on Jan 4, 2012 7:42 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Not everyone can come up w a winner like you, kind sir
“Also, Rex Ryan is, etc” = comedy gold. Best. Caption. Ever. Kudos, my good man.
The most persistent sound which reverberates through men's history is the beating of war drums.
by LoveWingsHatePenguins on Jan 4, 2012 7:09 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Hey Rex, you got something to say? Didn't think so.
NY Jets = NFL's Chicago Cubs
There's a fine line between hopeful and desperate. Just look @ Jets fans.
Hey Rex, Branden Jacobs wanted me to tell you something
Who’s in the playoffs bitch thought so.
by DPHIN on Jan 4, 2012 7:25 PM EST via mobile reply actions
"If you havin' QB problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, but the jets ain't one!"
aka "The Duke"
Proponent of I-AA Football
Captain of the Draft Brian Quick Bandwagon
Captain of the Titan, a warship in the Draft Robert Griffin III Fleet
Occupy Joe Robbie
by The Earl on Jan 4, 2012 7:28 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Quality
Phinsider HOF C/O 2009
Winner of Six Career Matty Awards
Vice Grand Poobah of the RGIII Fleet
Occupy Joe Robbie
by Little Nicky 21 on Jan 4, 2012 7:43 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Jason Taylor/Rex Ryan Photo Caption
COME ON, MAN!! YOU KNOW I’VE ALWAYS HATED GANG GREEN!!
by sharchris13 on Jan 4, 2012 7:52 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
JT:"Cool: Its a Mr. Potato Head: Head Coach edition!"
The only reason I watch Jets games is to see if TODAY is the day Rex Ryan's fat heart gives out on him...
Two seconds later, Taylor finished the blurry transformation into the human sized pork chop Rex was imagining him to be...
The only reason I watch Jets games is to see if TODAY is the day Rex Ryan's fat heart gives out on him...
by Brantner78 on Jan 4, 2012 7:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Nice
Lol
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Winner of Six Career Matty Awards
Vice Grand Poobah of the RGIII Fleet
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by Little Nicky 21 on Jan 4, 2012 9:17 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
You're hungry now.. huh.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Groucho Marx
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
Bet you are!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet!
Chyt; cha aint seen the worst tilo youd seen the least - Henne to Marshall compleat two year descreption!
by wild zion beaver on Jan 5, 2012 1:33 AM EST up reply actions
JT: "Can't believe I actually played for such a moron and to let him in my house."
Get the best man to clear every hurdle that stand in the Dolphins way, go RG3.
RG3, the new Transformer of the future.
You broke my Sanchez, you bastard!
I don't mind sucking for Luck - but I draw the line at swallowing.
Man we should have given him the signing bonus!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet!
Chyt; cha aint seen the worst tilo youd seen the least - Henne to Marshall compleat two year descreption!
by wild zion beaver on Jan 6, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
Don't care what happens dont give him a sack, even if you throw an interseption!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet!
Chyt; cha aint seen the worst tilo youd seen the least - Henne to Marshall compleat two year descreption!
by wild zion beaver on Jan 5, 2012 1:35 AM EST reply actions
rex ryan!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet!
Chyt; cha aint seen the worst tilo youd seen the least - Henne to Marshall compleat two year descreption!
by wild zion beaver on Jan 6, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
Man we should have given him the signing bonus!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet!
Chyt; cha aint seen the worst tilo youd seen the least - Henne to Marshall compleat two year descreption!
by wild zion beaver on Jan 6, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
Rex- alright Jason where's my bucket of KFC I know youve got it
by DPHIN on Jan 5, 2012 12:17 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Give him an Italian neck-tie!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet!
Chyt; cha aint seen the worst tilo youd seen the least - Henne to Marshall compleat two year descreption!
by wild zion beaver on Jan 5, 2012 7:54 PM EST reply actions
Is he realy leaving on his tearms or could he....................................................?
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet!
Chyt; cha aint seen the worst tilo youd seen the least - Henne to Marshall compleat two year descreption!
by wild zion beaver on Jan 6, 2012 1:57 PM EST reply actions
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