From the guy that brought you Phin Wars (which has been retired), I present to you my latest spoof, The Matrix. I'm starting to feel a bit like Weird Al Yankovich, but for movies. This is going to be a bit more interactive so I will leave you with a choice to make at the end. The question is simple. Do you take the red pill or blue pill?
Shermanity: I know why you're here, Dolphans. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live day to day lost, and why night after night, you sit by your computer viewing The Phinsider. You're looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Dolphans. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
Dolfans: Who will be the next "one"?
Shermanity: The answer is out there, Dolphans, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to. .... Hmm? Tumbling down the rabbit hole? Losing your perception of what is real and what is not? Have you become numb from the realization? You may be asking yourself- What realization? That you can't just make any QB into the "one." You have been searching. I believe we are close.
Shermanity: If you want some answers you must come with me Phinatics. We must go visit Joepheus.
Joepheus: At last, welcome Dolphans. As you have no doubt have guessed, I am Joepheus.
Dolphans: It's an honor to meet you.
Joepheus: No, the honor is mine.
Joepheus: Feeling a bit like Alice tumbling down the rabbit hole? I can tell. You look like fans that accept what they see because they expect to wake up. Ironically this is not far from the truth. Before we proceed you must make a choice. You go with Matt Moore and things go back to the way they were. You're a team that can compete, but you know that if QB's like Brees and Rodgers couldn't do it this year- What chance does Moore have? Or you go with someone else and stay in wonderland to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Dolphans: I choose ________________
Yes, I paraphrased the crap out of the movie. I promise if you guys enjoyed this, the next one will be much more original. Thanks for reading. Hope you enjoyed. If you didn't, well, go insert yourself back into the Matrix. You can't handle the desert of the real.
You choose the...
Red pill (Matt Moore) (10 votes)
Blue pill (some other QB) (84 votes)
94 total votes