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Fire Joe Philbin!

Relax. I'm obviously kidding. I just figured it's only a matter of time before we see that headline, so Iet's get it out of the way early.

I do really like the hiring of Joe Philbin. Although to be perfectly honest, I would have been fine with Bowles or McCoy too. All three are unproven commodities as far as head coaching goes, and I don't know enough about scouting coaches to have a preference of one over the other. Having said that, some things struck me during the press conference:

I never really paid attention to how god-awful of a public speaker Steven Ross is. I mean, Jesus, he is tough to listen to. It's not a criticism, per se. Public speaking is a phobia, and a liability, that millions of people share, and it has nothing to do with intelligence. I just never really paid attention to it before now...

I loved, loved, LOVED hearing Ross admit that he is still learning that football is different than his other businesses. Really, it was a subtle admission that he has made some missteps, and that he is learning how to be a successful NFL owner. This is huge. For the last few years, I haven't been sure about Ross. Is he a new owner, learning as he goes and willing to adapt? Or is he a stubborn, arrogant SOB who is going to insist on doing things HIS way, whether they have proven to be effective or not? And the minute he acknowledged that he is still learning, I knew I had my answer. I can live with mistakes, as long as lessons are learned from them. The man is still relatively new to this, and I am comforted to know that he has the humility to accept his mistakes and more importantly, to learn from them...

Is it just me, or does Joe Philbin have a lot of Tom Coughlin in him? I could be wrong, because I am forming that opinion from a ten minute presser, but there were some definitive similarities. Like Coughlin, he presented as strong, intelligent (Without being condescending), humble, and purposeful. He came off as having a respectful, compassionate side that players play hard for, and an authoritative voice that players need. That's a tough thing to pull off, I certainly hope he can sustain it. Of course, I have a huge man-crush on Tom Coughlin, as I have expressed here before. So the idea that our new head coach reminded me of him is very, VERY encouraging to me...

I have heard some complaints around here that the coach we hired is not a "young up-and-comer". And I just can't figure out what is wrong that. Eric Mangini was a young, well thought of coach. As was Josh Mcdaniel. How did those work out? You can't simply look for one specific type of coach to garauntee a successful hire. For every coordinator that succeeded, there is at least one that didn't. For every young gun that hit the ground running (Payton), there is (at least) one that crashed and burned into a schoolhouse full of children as soon as they reached cruising altitude (Cameron). So to say this is a bad hire because the guy is too old is kinda nonsense. Sorry. (And generally speaking, if 50 is old, in your opinion, well then....go to hell!!!)

I also don't know enough about scouting QB's to say with any conviction whether or not Flynn is a star. However, you can't speak out against Flynn because "he has only started two games", and then tell me RG3 is a sure thing. Flynn's two NFL games are two more than RG3 has started. So how can you say Flynn is unproven, while RG3 is a sure thing? And the two defenses Flynn started against, while bottom half of the NFL defenses, are still infinitely better than any defense the Baylor QB has ever dreamed of seeing so far. I'm not advocating Flynn over RG3 mind you, I just find fault in the logic....

I suspect this is unrealistic, but I would love to see Philbin hit it off with Daboll and retain him as OC. I think Daboll did a really nice job this year, and doesn't deserve the ax. He showed the ability to adapt a game plan to his players strengths, and injected some energy into what had been a lethargic offense for the better part of the last fifteen years. Again, I don't think he has a prayer of staying on, but at least he had a good enough year to enable him to grab a good job somewhere else...

I feel the exact same way about Matt Moore, by the way. I don't necessarily want to see him start next year, but I do think he played well enough to earn the starting job next year, if the circumstances were different...

I know we need a right tackle. In my head, I know it. However, I just can't get excited about going with this kid Reiff with our top ten pick. I made the following analogy in a comment on another post recently, and I will repeat it here: Over the holidays, me and my extended family rented a house in the Pocono mountains. One night, one of my cousins was heading over to one of the casinos that had recently opened in the area, and invited my wife and I along. I love to gamble. My wife really loves to gamble (As evidenced by her choice in spouses). However, we haven't been to a casino in years, since our kids were born. Watching every penny, you know how it is. So we didn't go, because it was the sensible thing to do. I regret that decision now, because sometimes you have to be a little foolish, and a little impulsive. Sometimes the thrill is worth the cost. I know we need a right tackle, but we have spent so many years making the safe, sensible choice in round one, and it has gotten us nowhere. I want the gamble. I want the excitement. So if the price is too high for RG3, then lets move up a couple spots and try for a guy like Blackmon. Just for fun. Sometimes you have to get the adrenaline going just to remind yourself that you are alive. Also, and I am not ashamed to admit this, the idea of Marshall and Blackmon on the field at the same time is a bit...ummm...arousing. (There, I said it.)

This a fresh start. A new beginning, but this time, with a team that doesn't need a complete rebuilding. We aren't starting with nothing, the way we were in 2008. The cogs are in a place. They just need a tweak here, and a nudge there. Add in some strong leadership, and a real offensive identity, and I really feel we are going to force the league to take notice. We are about to experience what looks to be the most fascinating free agency period in recent history. Peyton Manning and Matt Flynn alone is interesting. Now add in the myriad of big-time free agents that are about to hit the market, and you have yourself must-see-TV. So let's settle in for the next few months, and strap in for an off-season that will dictate the course of this franchise for the next five years, at least....

Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to head over to "BlondeonBlonde.com" so I can assign my arousal to something other than two well built, black NFL players....

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by Kevin Nogle on Jan 22, 2012 10:23 AM EST reply actions  

The first word of the body of the post should have been "FIRST!"

The only reason I watch Jets games is to see if TODAY is the day Rex Ryan's fat heart gives out on him...

by Brantner78 on Jan 22, 2012 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

So if the price is too high for RG3, then lets move up a couple spots and try for a guy like Blackmon. Just for fun.

This! Absolutely, why not? A weapon is a weapon is a weapon. We can surely pick up a RT in the later rounds or FA. This would get us all stoked up!

by Simple Buddha on Jan 22, 2012 10:31 AM EST reply actions  

I wouldn't mind this....

Like he said…might be fun to watch!

Draft a top tier TE!
Draft Wishlist: QB, TE, RT, FS, DE (No particular order)
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by tuscanitunr x2 on Jan 22, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

You know what would be fun to watch? Two...

Crap. I self censored.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Groucho Marx
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

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by Agent J 78 on Jan 22, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

ALpha like the Idea of the two grown black men !!!

TO ACQUIRE KNOWLEDGE; ONE MUST STUDY,TO ACQUIRE WISDOM ONE MUST OBSERVE !!
YOU ARE NOT BORN A WINNER, YOU ARE NOT BORN A LOSER, YOU ARE WHAT YOU MAKE YOURSELF BECOME !!
WHEN TEXASCOWPUNK TAKES THE PICTURE I WILL HAVE AN AVATAR!!! OIL BABY!!!

by 21Dave on Jan 24, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Hes said only if one of them are you.

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Jan 24, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Im Black Irish it does not count !!

TO ACQUIRE KNOWLEDGE; ONE MUST STUDY,TO ACQUIRE WISDOM ONE MUST OBSERVE !!
YOU ARE NOT BORN A WINNER, YOU ARE NOT BORN A LOSER, YOU ARE WHAT YOU MAKE YOURSELF BECOME !!
WHEN TEXASCOWPUNK TAKES THE PICTURE I WILL HAVE AN AVATAR!!! OIL BABY!!!

by 21Dave on Jan 24, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he is only concerned with the............well you know................

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Jan 24, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

thats the Irish part

TO ACQUIRE KNOWLEDGE; ONE MUST STUDY,TO ACQUIRE WISDOM ONE MUST OBSERVE !!
YOU ARE NOT BORN A WINNER, YOU ARE NOT BORN A LOSER, YOU ARE WHAT YOU MAKE YOURSELF BECOME !!
WHEN TEXASCOWPUNK TAKES THE PICTURE I WILL HAVE AN AVATAR!!! OIL BABY!!!

by 21Dave on Jan 24, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Well he is not going to be happy to hear that.

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Jan 24, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahaha

More of Moore in 2012!

Coples for our new 4-3!

'Phins phor Liphe!

by joel311 on Jan 26, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

To that... I have nothing.

lol

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Groucho Marx
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Jan 25, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Your a born killer tiger!

wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!

by wild zion beaver on Jan 25, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow...you usually write some good articles...

but I couldn’t agree more with this paragraph:

I also don’t know enough about scouting QB’s to say with any conviction whether or not Flynn is a star. However, you can’t speak out against Flynn because “he has only started two games”, and then tell me RG3 is a sure thing. Flynn’s two NFL games are two more than RG3 has started. So how can you say Flynn is unproven, while RG3 is a sure thing? And the two defenses Flynn started against, while bottom half of the NFL defenses, are still infinitely better than any defense the Baylor QB has ever dreamed of seeing so far. I’m not advocating Flynn over RG3 mind you, I just find fault in the logic….

I’m also not advocating Flynn over RG3, but it confounds me when people put so…so…so much stock into a college player, and they are willing to give everything just to have that one player.

Draft a top tier TE!
Draft Wishlist: QB, TE, RT, FS, DE (No particular order)
Front Runner for the "Eat the Crow" award regarding Cam Newton

by tuscanitunr x2 on Jan 22, 2012 10:32 AM EST reply actions  

My take on it is if Philbin says Flynn is the guy you have to take his word for it and move on trying to sign the kid.

Obviously if Philbin says other wise then no. No one is going to have a better scouting report on the kid then Joe and if you trusted him enough to be your head coach then you have to trust his word on this.

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Jan 22, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well said....

I think no matter what direction we take with Flynn, it will be the right choice. If we go hard after him, we can be confident that it is not based solely on those two performances. Philbin knows him better probably than anyone in the league. So I am comfortable with whatever decision he makes…..

The only reason I watch Jets games is to see if TODAY is the day Rex Ryan's fat heart gives out on him...

by Brantner78 on Jan 22, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Or we could bring Flynn in for a "look"

Leak it to the media and hope Snyder catches wind of it and signs him. One less competitor to move up for RG3. lol

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by Agent J 78 on Jan 22, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

haaa

Ya beat me to it, I was typing the exact same thing. Either we get our guy or use a little trickery, its win win

by AcolyteofRa on Jan 22, 2012 12:53 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

It wouldn't be the first time Ireland used a smokescreen

Say what you want about Ireland the one thing he is really good at is masking his true intentions; which can’t be easy with todays information-crazed people.

BTW I guess great minds think alike. ;)

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by Agent J 78 on Jan 22, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

BRILLIANT!

Pull a Jeff Fisher…

I'm ALL- IN. Do whatever it takes to get Andrew Luck or RGIII to Miami in 2012.
Laces out!
-2008 AFC East Champions-
BRANDON MARSHALL- FUTURE MIAMI HOF WR!!!!!
Tom Brandstater- more TD's than completions. Last person to tell him that's not possible, well, nobody has seen him since.

by BSerious72 on Jan 23, 2012 8:59 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree

If he believes that Flynn can be the guy then we should bring him in. But I think they will “pursue” him even if Philbin does not think he is a franchise guy. If the other QB hungry teams see him go for Flynn they are gonna think the same thing “Philbin believes he’s that guy” could force up Flynns contract a bit and really tie up that team. Either way he really gives us an advantage in this QB chess match

by AcolyteofRa on Jan 22, 2012 12:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

You owe me $5.00 for copyright infringement. lol

Of course, I agree. lol

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by Agent J 78 on Jan 22, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

^^I concur^^

"If you are what you say you are, you wouldn't have to say it."
"It's OK to be a follower, as long as you're following the right leader." – Smithology
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by NawlinsPhinFan on Jan 22, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it comes down to this

Give up $$$ or give up draft picks

2010 The Jim Mandich NewsFlash Award Winner.

Miss the misery.
Need a reason for a change.
Need a reason to explain.
So turn it on again.
Don't change your mind.
You're wasting light.

by Patssuck456 on Jan 22, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Well if you give up draft picks then your cap his is between 5 and 6 mil a year plus the loss of the other picks. If you don't and you have to give out

Kolb type money to Flynn then it’s impossible to say what the cap hit actually is. If your smart you sign him to a contract that is now cap friendly with more money hitting the cap in a couple of years when all the new TV contract money comes in causing the cap to rise substantially.Also writing it in such a manner so that it does not hurt you as much in the future (ala Marshalls contract) if you have to dump him and move on would be a smart move. The key to that of course is the length of the overall contract and how low you can keep the upfront and or guaranteed monies.

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Jan 22, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

The cap will get bigger with company incentives!

wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!

by wild zion beaver on Jan 25, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

top 10 pick has to be an elite player

if we trade down then I don’t mind getting an OT.

"I think we can all agree the best thing about this years Superbowl is the Jets aren't in it. The Jets are a lot like the Yankees...everyone hates them. Only they don't have good players, a winning tradition or a coach who doesn't beat off everytime a player gets their ankle taped." - Daniel Tosh

by Davone_Is_BessT on Jan 22, 2012 11:07 AM EST reply actions  

Blah blah blah blah blah...
Now if you’ll excuse me, I am going to head over to “BlondeonBlonde.com” so I can assign my arousal to something other than two well built, black NFL players….

LMAO

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Groucho Marx
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Jan 22, 2012 11:44 AM EST reply actions  

Well well well that did the trick!

wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!

by wild zion beaver on Jan 25, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Best part in the whole article:
I know we need a right tackle, but we have spent so many years making the safe, sensible choice in round one, and it has gotten us nowhere. I want the gamble. I want the excitement. So if the price is too high for RG3, then lets move up a couple spots and try for a guy like Blackmon. Just for fun. Sometimes you have to get the adrenaline going just to remind yourself that you are alive.

Plus this is what the Fan Base NEEDS!! The Fan Base NEEDS something to get excited about. I’m not convinced that Matt Flynn is the answer. But let’s say that the Phins get him in FA. Then you pair the “Franchise QB” with a MONSTER (the Phins already have a Beast) WR in the draft, then you get excitement. Then you get ticket sales. Then you get media buzz.

RT does none of that except convey the same old Dolphins. I don’t think that can happen right now.

Rec’d

"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." MACBETH
"Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron." THE DUDE (The Big Lebowski)

by ct1361 on Jan 22, 2012 11:46 AM EST reply actions  

Don't look now, CT....

But that sounded like some excitement, some positivity, and dare I say, some optimism out of you. I like it. You feelin OK?

The only reason I watch Jets games is to see if TODAY is the day Rex Ryan's fat heart gives out on him...

by Brantner78 on Jan 22, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

LOL. It's easy to be positive now. Everything is in front of this organization.

Generally, I’m a very positive person. But this organization has failed to live up to my expectations for more than a decade now and it beats you down. I look at successful organizations in the NFL, what they do, then I look at the Dolphins and wonder why they don’t do the same things, like find a franchise QB.

I’ve already started saving for the ‘12 season. My goal is to see a minimum of 4 games. This team is better than they have showed the last couple of seasons. Competent Coaching (hopefully that’s Philbin), with a Franchise QB and another playmaker to compliment Bush and Marshall, THIS team can make a run.

How’s that for optimism and excitement? LOL

"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." MACBETH
"Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron." THE DUDE (The Big Lebowski)

by ct1361 on Jan 22, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Big softie....

The only reason I watch Jets games is to see if TODAY is the day Rex Ryan's fat heart gives out on him...

by Brantner78 on Jan 22, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

That's another issue, but I'm taking medication! LOL. JK. JK.

"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." MACBETH
"Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron." THE DUDE (The Big Lebowski)

by ct1361 on Jan 22, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

No wonder you've been so cranky!

JK my man

Bienvenidos a Miami Coach Philbin!

by Red Dog on Jan 22, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

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by Agent J 78 on Jan 22, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I know WR is the sexy pick,

and years past, I would’ve been in an uproar over a linemen pick. But, can we please quit losing QBs to injuries and give them a line to protect them or not turn them into a real life version of frogger, running left and right for cover top avoid being squashed?

by PhinNomenol! on Jan 23, 2012 11:41 AM EST via Android app up reply actions   1 recs

about j. blackmon....

im all for explosive players but i would rather see miami draft a stud OLB/DE to create some much needed pass rush. whats the best way to beat new england? RUSHING TOM BRADY!!!! i think we could find more improvment in the pass rush than we could in drafting blackmon. if we sign Matt Flynn we wont have any money to go after a premier pass rusher like mario williams. to better explain my point…….how many times last year did brian hartline have the single coverage beat only to have to slow down and come back to the ball? what if hartline was hit in stride on those passes? then you add Clyde Gates who will be coming into his 2nd year. if we had a QB with some downfield accuracy Gates could have made a bigger impact. Gates’s game wont be crossing the middle or breaking tackles but catching the ball in a skinny post or down the side line…after he blows by the safety, usually 25-30 yards down the field. i think our new head coach finds a way to make Hartline shine ala Jordy Nelson. i say if miami wants to bring some excitment to the game bring it in the pass rush……a big time pass rush causes turn overs, ends drives and covers up the deficiancy we have at the safety position. you know what happens in New England when you sack pressure Brady? gronkowski and hernandez have to stay in to block…. then who does brady throw to with v. davis on wes welker? if we want to win our division we will have to put some grass stains on brady’s jersey.

im not as think as you drunk i am occifer.....

by frostyphinfan on Jan 22, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I Blackmon is still there at 8 and we are on the clock...

You really have to think about picking him. It will come down to which one will make the most impact. Picking 8th you are looking for the guy that is going to make the biggest impact, regardless of position. 2nd round you get the role players… In the 1st round you have to go after a playmaker and a mismatch… offense or defense.

We had [Brady] down… but we didn’t kick him. We helped him up and gave him a PowerPuff Girls band-aid for his knee. What exactly did you expect would happen when we did that?

by Jason Scott_90 on Jan 22, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd

You, sir, are a great writer, with great ideas

You have always had my rec’s, and of you continue, you always will…

Miami's Superstars: Reggie Bush, Brandon Marshall, Jake Long, Mike Pouncey, Karlos Dansby, Cameron Wake, Vontae Davis and Sean Smith (just wait), Lebron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, Mike Stanton, Gaby Sanchez, Hanley Ramirez, Josh Johnson, Heath Bell, Mark Buehrle, Jose Reyes, Tomas Fleischmann, Stephen Weiss, Jose Theodore, and Chris Versteeg. :)

by finzrule on Jan 22, 2012 11:49 AM EST reply actions  

Wow, that is exceptionally nice of you...

I’m blushing a little bit. Thanks, man. I appreciate the kind words….

The only reason I watch Jets games is to see if TODAY is the day Rex Ryan's fat heart gives out on him...

by Brantner78 on Jan 22, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Get a room already! LOL

Bienvenidos a Miami Coach Philbin!

by Red Dog on Jan 22, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol

Miami's Superstars: Reggie Bush, Brandon Marshall, Jake Long, Mike Pouncey, Karlos Dansby, Cameron Wake, Vontae Davis and Sean Smith (just wait), Lebron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, Mike Stanton, Gaby Sanchez, Hanley Ramirez, Josh Johnson, Heath Bell, Mark Buehrle, Jose Reyes, Tomas Fleischmann, Stephen Weiss, Jose Theodore, and Chris Versteeg. :)

by finzrule on Jan 22, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

The kind words are a result of your well-written ones, lol

Miami's Superstars: Reggie Bush, Brandon Marshall, Jake Long, Mike Pouncey, Karlos Dansby, Cameron Wake, Vontae Davis and Sean Smith (just wait), Lebron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, Mike Stanton, Gaby Sanchez, Hanley Ramirez, Josh Johnson, Heath Bell, Mark Buehrle, Jose Reyes, Tomas Fleischmann, Stephen Weiss, Jose Theodore, and Chris Versteeg. :)

by finzrule on Jan 22, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh my. And the flirting continues.

finzrule and Branter sitting in a tree….

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- Groucho Marx
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -H.L. Mencken.
"Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it."
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."

by Alpha6 on Jan 22, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't be jealous

You have Bacon

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by Agent J 78 on Jan 22, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

hey, man, what can I say?

the man writes well

Miami's Superstars: Reggie Bush, Brandon Marshall, Jake Long, Mike Pouncey, Karlos Dansby, Cameron Wake, Vontae Davis and Sean Smith (just wait), Lebron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, Mike Stanton, Gaby Sanchez, Hanley Ramirez, Josh Johnson, Heath Bell, Mark Buehrle, Jose Reyes, Tomas Fleischmann, Stephen Weiss, Jose Theodore, and Chris Versteeg. :)

by finzrule on Jan 22, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Wife catch you on "BlondeonBlonde.com" huh?
I’m blushing a little bit

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by Agent J 78 on Jan 22, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

The webste doesnt bother her so much.....

What bothers her is that she is a brunette….

The only reason I watch Jets games is to see if TODAY is the day Rex Ryan's fat heart gives out on him...

by Brantner78 on Jan 22, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

You better get off my Branter NOW!!!! Branter ,Texy-Pooh , 6-Strings and Duke are mine all mine, you can have Alpha and Nicky !!!

TO ACQUIRE KNOWLEDGE; ONE MUST STUDY,TO ACQUIRE WISDOM ONE MUST OBSERVE !!
YOU ARE NOT BORN A WINNER, YOU ARE NOT BORN A LOSER, YOU ARE WHAT YOU MAKE YOURSELF BECOME !!
WHEN TEXASCOWPUNK TAKES THE PICTURE I WILL HAVE AN AVATAR!!! OIL BABY!!!

by 21Dave on Jan 24, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Dave waa I'm i being singled at zero!

wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!

by wild zion beaver on Jan 24, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Beav your mine also, your all mine all of you, I have all the Post Gods !!! All but Mosul he doesn't like me, but he will !!! All I have to do is sprinkle a few little things in his drinks and he will be mine also

TO ACQUIRE KNOWLEDGE; ONE MUST STUDY,TO ACQUIRE WISDOM ONE MUST OBSERVE !!
YOU ARE NOT BORN A WINNER, YOU ARE NOT BORN A LOSER, YOU ARE WHAT YOU MAKE YOURSELF BECOME !!
WHEN TEXASCOWPUNK TAKES THE PICTURE I WILL HAVE AN AVATAR!!! OIL BABY!!!

by 21Dave on Jan 24, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Micky magilacudy!

wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!

by wild zion beaver on Jan 24, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

TO ACQUIRE KNOWLEDGE; ONE MUST STUDY,TO ACQUIRE WISDOM ONE MUST OBSERVE !!
YOU ARE NOT BORN A WINNER, YOU ARE NOT BORN A LOSER, YOU ARE WHAT YOU MAKE YOURSELF BECOME !!
WHEN TEXASCOWPUNK TAKES THE PICTURE I WILL HAVE AN AVATAR!!! OIL BABY!!!

by 21Dave on Jan 24, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh i was laughing also till i passed out!

wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!

by wild zion beaver on Jan 24, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I am feeling so confused.

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Jan 24, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

It happens to guys your age ;)

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by Agent J 78 on Jan 24, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought you were older then me?

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Jan 25, 2012 8:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Possibly if you're still in your 20's

I thought you’re in your 40’s :P

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by Agent J 78 on Jan 25, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Damn you!

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Jan 25, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

If you haven't already I am sure you'll forget this soon. :P

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by Agent J 78 on Jan 25, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I already don't remember what we are talking about. Wait, where am I?

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Jan 26, 2012 7:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Amniesja; kinda like a "corner-back" at the highest leavel err lots of miles but the treeds fine!

wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!

by wild zion beaver on Jan 26, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Alphas basement?

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by Agent J 78 on Jan 26, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

No. Alpha would never provide me with a flat screen TV.

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Jan 26, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

It's ok, Texy-pooh!

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

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by Finhead83 on Jan 25, 2012 7:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Only Dave can call me that. You do know that he will probably track you down now, right?

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Jan 25, 2012 8:02 AM EST up reply actions  

The Three Amigos (Bacon, Alpha, and myself) will be waiting!

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

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by Finhead83 on Jan 25, 2012 8:08 AM EST up reply actions  

If the three of you are together you wont do any harm to anyone, you all will be to sore!!!

TO ACQUIRE KNOWLEDGE; ONE MUST STUDY,TO ACQUIRE WISDOM ONE MUST OBSERVE !!
YOU ARE NOT BORN A WINNER, YOU ARE NOT BORN A LOSER, YOU ARE WHAT YOU MAKE YOURSELF BECOME !!
YOUR BETTER OFF TO LOSE A LOVER, THEN TO LOVE A LOSER

by 21Dave on Jan 25, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh no, we have a pact not to do "things" to each other, only to others.

We’re a freakin’ tripod!

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

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by Finhead83 on Jan 25, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha

TO ACQUIRE KNOWLEDGE; ONE MUST STUDY,TO ACQUIRE WISDOM ONE MUST OBSERVE !!
YOU ARE NOT BORN A WINNER, YOU ARE NOT BORN A LOSER, YOU ARE WHAT YOU MAKE YOURSELF BECOME !!
YOUR BETTER OFF TO LOSE A LOVER, THEN TO LOVE A LOSER

by 21Dave on Jan 25, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Im on to you 83, stay away from Texy-Pooh !!!

TO ACQUIRE KNOWLEDGE; ONE MUST STUDY,TO ACQUIRE WISDOM ONE MUST OBSERVE !!
YOU ARE NOT BORN A WINNER, YOU ARE NOT BORN A LOSER, YOU ARE WHAT YOU MAKE YOURSELF BECOME !!
YOUR BETTER OFF TO LOSE A LOVER, THEN TO LOVE A LOSER

by 21Dave on Jan 25, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Texy-pooh... LOL

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

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by Finhead83 on Jan 25, 2012 7:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Great stuff Brantner, rec'd.

Gotta admit I never agreed with you on the S4L stuff but you always write a great post. I really like where you’re coming from here, and I agree. Although I really want a premier pass rusher. I feel our WR stable is underrated, and with Philbin coming to town, it won’t be any longer. That’s not to say I wouldn’t like Blackmon in Aqua……..I think my eyes would melt from excitement the first time the O lines up with him and Marshall.

I think I’ll head over to that site now…………

Bienvenidos a Miami Coach Philbin!

by Red Dog on Jan 22, 2012 12:35 PM EST reply actions  

I'd love Blackmon on this team

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Miss the misery.
Need a reason for a change.
Need a reason to explain.
So turn it on again.
Don't change your mind.
You're wasting light.

by Patssuck456 on Jan 22, 2012 12:41 PM EST reply actions  

Read that fast and its say you love black men on this team, I dont know sounds a little kooky, OK sorry starting to sound like Alpha

TO ACQUIRE KNOWLEDGE; ONE MUST STUDY,TO ACQUIRE WISDOM ONE MUST OBSERVE !!
YOU ARE NOT BORN A WINNER, YOU ARE NOT BORN A LOSER, YOU ARE WHAT YOU MAKE YOURSELF BECOME !!
WHEN TEXASCOWPUNK TAKES THE PICTURE I WILL HAVE AN AVATAR!!! OIL BABY!!!

by 21Dave on Jan 24, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Getting on that path

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by Agent J 78 on Jan 24, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Great Post Brantner. Rec'd as Always.

Don’t agree with bring back Bowles. An although I was happy with the way Dabol improved the Offense. I’m not a fan of bring Him back. If Nolan was still here I would say keep him, but, he is gone so Bye Bye. I would look at two coaches from the staff to keep. Kacy Rodgers is a guy I have been impressed with for 2 years now. He is well respected by the players and he gets results from those players. Bryan Cox would be another one I would consider keeping for other reasons.

Philbin seems to have a lot of solid connections with very good coaches. I would look for Clements or Sherman as the OC. Winston Moss or Kevin Green would be options for DC. Maybe even Del Rio as the DC.

If Philbin believes in Flynn. Then I’m good with that. I Think and I Hope we have found the right guy in Philbin. He comes from a winning backround and carried himself well in the press conferance. I don’t worry so much anymore about the Salary Cap. We have done very logical moves the past couples years in regards to the Cap. I would credit Aponte for her management of the Cap. She also gave the Jets Sanchez. Think about that for a Minute. I would look for a restructure of Jake’s contract. There are ways to play with the numbers folks.

In the draft. I agree. We are all hoping for a big splash with the 8/9 pick. We can go a lot of ways with it. If we pick up Flynn that fills the QB square for now. FA has several options for interrior linemen, DE/OLBs, and receivers. We have two players on roster that can compete for RT in Murtha and Jerry. Even though the more I read about this kid Rieff I like him. He was a state champ in Wrestling so that is one thing that goes in his favor. Not sure what his arm length is yet, that and his footwork are the next things I look at for a RT. I would rather Trade back and pick up more picks if Flynn is the Guy.

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by FinFanFromCA on Jan 22, 2012 1:43 PM EST reply actions  

Branter have you ever seen Shallow Hal?

Because I’m imagining you as some hot chick that I just wanna kiss (but you’re probably a 33 year old male). I would kiss you right now after this beautiful post. I agreed with every word you wrote in this article. I don’t understand why people say Matt Flynn is unproven, either. If Philbin gives the green light, then go for it. And that’s what I’m hoping for because the draft would be so much better not having to worry about trading up everything for RG3.

I would probably burn down Sun Life Stadium if we get another first round o-lineman. That would be our THIRD in the past FIVE YEARS. No other team can say they do that. Most teams have only one, if that. Offensive lineman can be found everywhere in the draft, as long as you have good coaches to groom them. The Eagles started a 7th round center and a late first rounder and McCoy still had a beast season.

Blackmon would look good opposite Marshall, but I don’t see him getting past 4 and that would be a lot to trade up for him. With this being the most underclassmen EVER I’m looking to trade back and pick up a 2nd, and then go DE/OLB Melvin Ingram, OT Zebrie Sanders, TE Coby Fleener, OLB Sean Spence in the first 3 rounds. Go get a WR in FA like Colston, Stevie Johnson, or maybe the burner Desean Jackson. The FA class for WR is stacked this year, so I see the price for one dropping significantly.

Great post and Rec’d. Stay beautiful.

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by Va FinFan on Jan 22, 2012 1:59 PM EST reply actions  

Flynn is unproven

Brantner’s argument is that it is illogical to say Flynn is unproven, but then say a rookie is a “sure thing”.

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by The Earl on Jan 22, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Reply fail

See below.

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by Agent J 78 on Jan 22, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't forget
The Eagles started a 7th round center and a late first rounder and McCoy still had a beast season.

the Eagles starting LT was an undrafted FA (Jason Peters). :)

If we drop back I am a fan of getting Mark Barron, he isn’t in one of the “big impact” positions but FS is a huge need. A top FS would significantly improve our defence.

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by Agent J 78 on Jan 22, 2012 2:32 PM EST reply actions  

Do you think Clemons could emerge if he has a chance to start the season healthy?

I’m not sure, although I like his contributions on ST. I’d love to see Sean Smith at FS and promote Wilson to CB opposite Vontae, and of course, draft another DB……

I think Wilson at FS might be a good option too if we can’t/don’t land an elite one in the offseason.

Bienvenidos a Miami Coach Philbin!

by Red Dog on Jan 22, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I would like to see W. Allen at FS. He's smart.

The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.
Winston Churchill

by FinFanFromCA on Jan 22, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

He has good speed but I don't think he'll be a top FS

Sean Smith is too weak at tackling to play safety IMO. I think Wilson will become a good nickel-CB next year and could work as a FS.

I would like to see a good piece added to the secondary, either a FA like Finnegan or Grimes or something in the draft. Smith is an alright CB but could you imagine Finnegan or Grimes on the other side from Davis? That alone would make our pass rush a lot better.

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by Agent J 78 on Jan 22, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Finnegan is one of those guys you hate

until he’s on YOUR team.

That would be pretty cool….

Bienvenidos a Miami Coach Philbin!

by Red Dog on Jan 22, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

He would add some extra attitude to the D as well

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by Agent J 78 on Jan 22, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Except the Eagles traded a first round pick for Peters...

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- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

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by Finhead83 on Jan 22, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Doesn't negate the fact that he was an undrafted player in 2004
Offensive lineman can be found everywhere in the draft,

That was the point of bringing up Peters and the Eagles. :)

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by Agent J 78 on Jan 22, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Brantner just wants to be the first one in 3 years to say he called for it first...

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- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

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by Finhead83 on Jan 22, 2012 9:20 PM EST reply actions  

I totally agree...

Everyone talks about how good this guy is … but I have one question… how many games have we won since this guy took over as head coach… NONE… other teams have won games since then.. but not us… just saying ..

maybe it is time for a change

We had [Brady] down… but we didn’t kick him. We helped him up and gave him a PowerPuff Girls band-aid for his knee. What exactly did you expect would happen when we did that?

by Jason Scott_90 on Jan 22, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

lol

How many games has he lost since he took over? You look at it as he is winless I look at it as he is undefeated!

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by Agent J 78 on Jan 23, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm sorry...

I couldn’t put the whole comment in a sarcasm box… I figured if I put some of it in the sarcasm box you would get the picture…. oh well….

We had [Brady] down… but we didn’t kick him. We helped him up and gave him a PowerPuff Girls band-aid for his knee. What exactly did you expect would happen when we did that?

by Jason Scott_90 on Jan 23, 2012 6:25 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought about using the sarcasm box but thought the "lol" would

have been a good enough indicator for you. :)

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by Agent J 78 on Jan 23, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

you can never tell...

sometimes idiots make me laugh….

We had [Brady] down… but we didn’t kick him. We helped him up and gave him a PowerPuff Girls band-aid for his knee. What exactly did you expect would happen when we did that?

by Jason Scott_90 on Jan 23, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

FIRE PHILBIN! BRING BACK CAMERON!!!!

Hahaha another good post my friend and a well deserved REC for you. We have a brand new coach I tihnk it would be a HUGE mistake to take a lineman at PICK 9, even though it may be the “smart” or “safe” thing to do… If we do take a lineman in the top 10 i’d like to atleast try and move back and we sure as hell better address QB in FA.. I’m looking at you Peyton, how do you like big tan bootys and margaritas?

But you know where I stand, sack up and GET RGIII and let him be Philbin’s new toy. The kid is smart and no doubt he would provide excitement ON and OFF the field here in Miami.

I'm ALL- IN. Do whatever it takes to get Andrew Luck or RGIII to Miami in 2012.
Laces out!
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Tom Brandstater- more TD's than completions. Last person to tell him that's not possible, well, nobody has seen him since.

by BSerious72 on Jan 23, 2012 9:03 AM EST reply actions  

He is Marino's golfing buddy and respevtfully my favorite player in the NFL. (Manning)

If he comes to South Florida, I think I’d have to rub one til my penis fell off or I started a fire. I know TMI, but the my wife has the computer blocked so I can’t go on BondeonBlonde.com. (damn it!)

by D0lphins4Life on Jan 24, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

way TMI

on fire bro? Ouch…

I'm ALL- IN. Do whatever it takes to get Andrew Luck or RGIII to Miami in 2012.
Laces out!
-2008 AFC East Champions-
BRANDON MARSHALL- FUTURE MIAMI HOF WR!!!!!
Tom Brandstater- more TD's than completions. Last person to tell him that's not possible, well, nobody has seen him since.

by BSerious72 on Jan 24, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Soooooo

she caught you with your pants down?

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by Alpha6 on Jan 25, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Simple a reduced motified form!

wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!

by wild zion beaver on Jan 25, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

So sorry dude!
my wife has the computer blocked

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by Agent J 78 on Jan 26, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

That's never ok. Damn.

"Theyas no fawking qwatahback!"-Anonymous Patriots fan at seeing the Wildcat formation for the first time.

by texascowpunk on Jan 26, 2012 7:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Quinton Coples.

Kendall Wright. I’m not necessarily into trading up for anyone.

by DolfanVince86 on Jan 23, 2012 10:50 AM EST reply actions  

Nice read Branter as always!! Rec'd

TO ACQUIRE KNOWLEDGE; ONE MUST STUDY,TO ACQUIRE WISDOM ONE MUST OBSERVE !!
YOU ARE NOT BORN A WINNER, YOU ARE NOT BORN A LOSER, YOU ARE WHAT YOU MAKE YOURSELF BECOME !!
WHEN TEXASCOWPUNK TAKES THE PICTURE I WILL HAVE AN AVATAR!!! OIL BABY!!!

by 21Dave on Jan 24, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

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