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Flynn and Collard Greens !!!


Ha I told you I would write it, and yes I am just that stupid to do it. Us getting Matt Flynn is like eating Collard Greens. How you ask, well here we go.Matt Flynn is a solid QB and I am not going to say he is not going to be a very good one. I can promise you one thing. Matt Flynn will not come with the great O line he has and the dangerous weapons he has in G.B. Yes we have some weapons, but we don't have the line. We have a true number 1, and avg number2 and a very good slot man. Our T.E. is avg at best. So to think to have Matt Flynn come here and he will put up Rodgers type numbers or number like yesterday is crazy. Plus the price I am sure will be high.

Collard Greens and how there are like Mr. Flynn. Yes they look so nice sitting there in the pot. Soaking in something that looks so unhealthy , bacon, fat back,vinegar or whatever else is in the" pot of death". Yes you get it a large scoop and put it on the plate and begin your slow attack on them to enjoy the taste of something good for you , but by the time they are made they are taking a year off your life. Then it happens, the stomach gurggles and boom, you let one rip!!! Ugh the horrid smell. You cant even stay in the same place, you yourself have to get up and move. Most people like there own blend of nature, but this one is special,your not even sure you did it. How could one person make a smell that bad.

So how do the two go together, think about it. We pick scoop up Mr. Flynn " Greens" put him on our plate"team", he goes through training camp"Stomach" competes against our own and other teams second stringers "Gurggles", and we send him put to play the first game. Boom the air smells something horrid . We have seen this way to often, all the back ups we have tried , all the second round drafts we have tried to groom. We finish the season every year with a bad QB like Moore . He has helped this team, but has cost us as much as he helped.

So the morale of the story is, Is if you keep pumping bad stuff in all you get is bad stuff coming out.

I told you I would write this during the thread. Sorry stuck babysitting the Cat 5 child today. This was written only out of fun and a touch of honesty. The guys who paid for the plane and the sign yesterday should have had the sign say, Mr.Ross if you want us to keep buying tickets, then Get us a QB named RGlll !!!

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