We went to the bar and the only girl there was stale old, and ugly. But we figured we’d take a shot… We went for it and got turned down. We’ve lost confidence in ourselves because we can’t even pick up the ugly girl and now stooped over the bar drowning ourselves in self pity.
Let’s face it Fisher was the ugly girl with 6 winning seasons in 16 years coaching in the same place. It’s time to get up and walk over to another bar. One with lots of young girls that don’t have experience but can excite the team. When you go over there you’ll find that life is not so bad after all. There’s Chudzinski, Philbin, Bilick. Toub, Zimmer… Well ok Bilick is not young but has a good record and a super bowl win.
I personally think this was a blessing in disguise because Fisher has had every opportunity to be an elite coach and has proven to only be slightly above average. We will be fine as soon as stop sulking.