Miami Dolphins get turned down by the ugly girl
by sdelinois on Jan 14, 2012 8:15 AM EST
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We went to the bar and the only girl there was stale old, and ugly. But we figured we’d take a shot… We went for it and got turned down. We’ve lost confidence in ourselves because we can’t even pick up the ugly girl and now stooped over the bar drowning ourselves in self pity.
Let’s face it Fisher was the ugly girl with 6 winning seasons in 16 years coaching in the same place. It’s time to get up and walk over to another bar. One with lots of young girls that don’t have experience but can excite the team. When you go over there you’ll find that life is not so bad after all. There’s Chudzinski, Philbin, Bilick. Toub, Zimmer… Well ok Bilick is not young but has a good record and a super bowl win.
I personally think this was a blessing in disguise because Fisher has had every opportunity to be an elite coach and has proven to only be slightly above average. We will be fine as soon as stop sulking.
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This is all your falt, i cant get it out of my head!
Very funny rec!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt yet!
Chyt; cha aint seen the worst tilo youd seen the least - Henne to Marshall compleat two year descreption!
by wild zion beaver on Jan 14, 2012 8:56 AM EST up reply actions
Got to go for the young and ugly
No proven coach wants to work with Ireland. Gruden, Cowher, and Harbaugh would of relished the Miami lights, if not for Ireland. Philbin and Chudzinsky are good candidates and hopefully either will be granted the needs for their system to succeed.
Get the best man to clear every hurdle that stand in the Dolphins way, go RG3.
RG3, the new Transformer of the future.
I would bring in Marty Shottenheimer
Go Heat and Dolphins
RIP Jim Mandich
by mikethedolphinsfan on Jan 14, 2012 9:31 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Yikes
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Occupy Joe Robbie
by Little Nicky 21 on Jan 14, 2012 12:51 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah if this were 1992. 2012, not so much.
"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." MACBETH
"Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron." THE DUDE (The Big Lebowski)
Philbin needs to take care of himself and his family before returning to football so it could be a while before he makes a decicions...
and there is also the chance that in light of recent events, he wouldnt want to make a life changing decision right now, but I’m hoping he will be looking for a fresh start here in Miami
In Pat we Trust
"Sorry if everyone thought we were going to go 82-0" - Dwyane Wade
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore." - Yogi Berra
So they are now looking for young inexperienced girls?
Uhh.. Why don’t you have a seat over here.
by Fuhbawl on Jan 14, 2012 10:15 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Good post. Wouldn't have minded Fisher but I see your point.
I agree for the most part, although I wouldn’t have minded Fisher, but the way it’s written is good. I still haven’t voted in the poll, still thinking, leaning towards Philbin but I like Chudz as well, and Billick would be alright.
Tajh Boyd and Dre' Ellington are the future.
Brandon Jennings; Just keep waiting people.
ughh..
id like to see what Bowels has to offer… If he fails we can draft Barkley and have a new head coach next year….
by west coast phinfan on Jan 14, 2012 1:41 PM EST reply actions
Why would you want to sign a guy with the expectation of failure?
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by Little Nicky 21 on Jan 14, 2012 1:49 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
thats only an if
if he succeeds then we still go out after Barkley, but it means we found our coach..
by west coast phinfan on Jan 14, 2012 2:00 PM EST reply actions
Great logic --- thanks.
We could use that logic every year.
Official member of "The Luck Fleet"
Nobody hurt a tackler like Zonk did.
by rintintinsoldier on Jan 15, 2012 7:26 AM EST up reply actions
I vote for none of the above
but i would love to interview Greg Williams….I want to know from him what went wrong in Buffalo and what he would do differently…..I would also want to know what he learned from working with Gibbs in Washington and Payton in NO….if i like what i hear, he would be my guy…….
He should be a career DC.
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Nobody hurt a tackler like Zonk did.
by rintintinsoldier on Jan 15, 2012 7:26 AM EST up reply actions
Winston. Moss.
Next year will be the year of the Big 4: Wade, James, Bosh & Cole.
Dolphins Head Coach Preference: Winston Moss, Chud, Pete Carmichael Jr.
Yankees = The Marlins of the North!
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