Football Players Can be Such Animals(Redux)
by MrMedic on Sep 9, 2011 4:55 AM EDT
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(This is a repost , but with us having a bunch of new members and the first game still a few days away, i figured this could help pass some time and get a few laughs. Hey, if Brantner can do it, so can i lol)
Whats up everybody. The last few weeks i have been having this strange image pop into my head. For whatever reason, whenever i see Peyton Manning, i cant help but think of a Beluga whale. Then after i googled a picture of a Beluga i realized they do look pretty similar. So then i got to thinking, what other NFL players look like animals? So you guessed it, i am doing a post about what animals i think certain players look like. Now these comparasons may only be in my minds eye, but heres how i see it.
I apologize for the terrible sizing of the pictures. I wanted them to be side by side, but whatever deal with it. Now dont tell me you dont see the resemblence! I wonder how long Peyton can hold his breath.....
Now heres an easy one. Theres definitely no racist intent here. He really does look like an angry gorilla.
Oh yes, lets all enjoy a good laugh at that one. Moving right along.
This is another pretty easy one. I mean, just based on height alone he gets the comparason.
Thats right big bird. "H" for Haynos. He's a big boy, just thinking about it really ruffles my feathers.
Now this has to be my favorite one. This player/ animal combo i think are very similar in looks and personality, lets see if you agree.
The laughing hyenas, isnt it fitting? Even though both are pretty mean, and respected in their natural environments, neither is exactly the top of the food chain.
Now this next guy is vicous, just like his animal counterpart.
Everytime Vontae Davis goes up for a ball, it reminds me of a pitbull hanging from a rope tied to a tree branch. He is gonna get it, and destroy it when he does. #21 is definitely a bad dog.
Now you guys should have seen this one coming.
Ok, that was too easy. Even though bender is not an animal, i had too. "Nuff said.
It just wouldnt be fun if i didnt take a shot at Rex Ryan. So ladies and gentlemen, last but not least.....
If only Rex was as funny or likeable as Peter Griffin. Although he makes us laugh, its usually for all the wrong reasons.
Thats all i got folks. If you guys have any funny look-a-likes feel free to post them in the comments.
Medics Out.
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lol medic
great way to start a friday morning, rec’d
"The more people I meet the more I like my dog."
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Co-Captain of Team Lindley
The Gorilla's Beer gut
is starting to look like mine or vice versa.
"I likem me some UDFAs"
You can never get enough Bush!
I think i might have to find a plumber(aka LBFM) and
get this blockage removed….
"I likem me some UDFAs"
You can never get enough Bush!
i'm a plumber and your on your own !!!!
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by daytonadolfan on Sep 9, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
lmao
Mercenaries never die. They just go to hell to regroup. - Unknown. I dont always make paradoxes, but when i do, i don't.- Brock Obama. Leading the fighter escort of SU-47s for the Lindley Bandwagon. Leader and Founder of the Ray Ray Armstrong for 2012 Bandwagon "pm striker king"- WZB.
Good, cheap FA upgrades out there: Gurode, E. Royster, L. Sheppard, J. KirkPatrick, K. O'Dowd, D. Thomas, D. Avery. Dolphins not pulling their weight: B. Sapp, J. Jerry, I. Alama-Francis, M. Columbo.
See, thats why I like re-posting every once i a while...
I never saw this post before. The gorilla is priceless. Good stuff…Rec’d.
The only reason I watch Jets games is to see if TODAY is the day Rex Ryan's fat heart gives out on him...
thanks big guy
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I'm surprised you didn't see it in Crowder....
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by Alpha6 on Sep 9, 2011 1:41 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
hahaha!
awesome! I’ll probably do another one of these with some different people in a few weeks. Or whenever i have good enough internet connection. downloading all those pics to photobucket and making a post would take me forever from here.
I couldnt put channing as the predator….his personality is definitely more like a laughing hyena. Now if wake grows some dreds, he’ll get the title!
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When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
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Of course....
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
When I think of McDaniels, I think of predator !
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Marching to the beat of a different drummer since 1965...
by Ohiofinfan4life on Sep 9, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
i could definitely see that!
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When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
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lol! is there a dolphin player you haven't met?!
Chad Henne is the man
LOL!
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
In short, no. He's met them all at one point or another.
Mercenaries never die. They just go to hell to regroup. - Unknown. I dont always make paradoxes, but when i do, i don't.- Brock Obama. Leading the fighter escort of SU-47s for the Lindley Bandwagon. Leader and Founder of the Ray Ray Armstrong for 2012 Bandwagon "pm striker king"- WZB.
Good, cheap FA upgrades out there: Gurode, E. Royster, L. Sheppard, J. KirkPatrick, K. O'Dowd, D. Thomas, D. Avery. Dolphins not pulling their weight: B. Sapp, J. Jerry, I. Alama-Francis, M. Columbo.
Yes, yes he does have that predator image...
… and good Lord, that man is huge!!
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
LMAO... medic this is great and rec'd
the manning one was so funny , i’ve always called him punkin head( makes ya wonder if his neck injury came from carrying that giant head) classic dude !!
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Payton as a baby....
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
lmao good one alpha
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by daytonadolfan on Sep 10, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Triplets??
Rex Ryan walked over tougher guys than Channing Crowder on his way to McDonalds!
That's just gross.
That’s why I like it…
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
Good laugh before class.
Channing kinda reminds me of Jar Jar Binks. I don’t know why lol
Gieco Needs A New Slogan...So Easy A Jets Fan Can Do It LOL
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by EverybodyLovesDolphins on Sep 10, 2011 7:32 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
This will sound weird,
But if i have a son, i want him to look like Joey Haynos,
Chad Henne is the man
You may have to hook up with either Mr or Mrs Haynos... lol
Of course, you could be like Medic and just watch as they make you one.
(clapping afterwards is always appropriate)
lol
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
nothing says good job like a solid round of applause.
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When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
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And this was on NFL.com haha
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Here's one I can't shake frm my head ...lol
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haha, nice
Phinsider HOF C/O 2010
Winner of 2 "Matty's" Creator of the "Samory"
When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!
LOL! Look how she pats that thing on the tummy... LOL!
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
thought I saw him sneaking into an all girls camp?
"I never met a man I didn't want to fight"
Lyle Alzado
08-10 No Award Winner
^^ That's Mr Medic at night!! ^^
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
big, hairy, sexy. yep its me
Phinsider HOF C/O 2010
Winner of 2 "Matty's" Creator of the "Samory"
When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!
^^ That's Matty on vaca! ^^
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
the phinsider-less matty
Phinsider HOF C/O 2010
Winner of 2 "Matty's" Creator of the "Samory"
When i die, i want to be reincarnated as OFF4L.
"- Lousaka Monster only masturbates to pictures of The Lousaka Monster." --- Rzayo24
13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!
^^ That's Chupathingy skulking around! ^^
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
Bobo or Booboo?
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
Planking Squirrel....
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
He said it....
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
Bad Squirrels.....
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
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