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Following T-flipper's brevity/levity thing, I will post my conspiracy theory of the day. The...

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Following T-flipper's brevity/levity thing, I will post my conspiracy theory of the day. The defense is tanking, giving up in the final drive of the game. Rule number 1 of conspiracy theorizing (or as the college kids call consp theo 101) is When something goes wrong, always see who benefits the most. Follow the trail and you will find your conspirer. This trail, boringly enough, doesn't lead far. Who is responsible for preparing the D? Who stands to gain if Sparano gets fired? It is one and the same person. Mike Nolan. My irrefutable logic leads me to conclude that Nolan is tanking the games on the defensive side of the ball knowing that he is a likely candidate for temporary head coach. He believes if he can just ge tthe shot at HC, he can turn the team around and get a permanent job either here or elsewhere in the big seat. Conspiracies are everywhere...

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