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Houston Texans at Miami Dolphins - Five Questions with Battle Red Blog

Tim from Battle Red Blog predicts a healthy dose of tight end Owen Daniels as the Houston Texans take on the Miami Dolphins this Sunday.  That doesn't bode well for Miami's reeling defense.

I recently had the opportunity to ask Tim, the Managing Editor of SB Nation's excellent Houston Texans blog, Battle Red Blog, some questions ahead of the Sunday's Houston Texans at Miami Dolphins game.  

Here are my questions with his answers:

1. As someone who put Arian Foster at number one on his fantasy draft board this year, and a fan of the Dolphins as they get ready to face him, can you tell us how Foster is doing?  Will he start?  If he's not going to play, is Ben Tate really as effective as he seemed on Sunday, or was that a factor of playing the really bad Indianapolis Colts?

BRB:  Foster returned to practice on Wednesday, and the signs point to him playing on Sunday.  If he's healthy enough to play, I'd expect him to start.  Assuming Foster plays, he will be spelled by Ben Tate, who looks like the real deal; I don't think Tate's success last week was purely a product of the opponent.  In terms of how much of a shared workload you'd be looking at if both Foster and Tate are healthy, we really don't know.  Tate missed all of last season, so we've never really seen a backfield with both of them available.  If Foster can't go, Tate will get the start and the lion's share of the carries, considering Derrick Ward is working through an ankle injury he suffered against the Colts last week.


2. I think the pick up of Johnathan Joseph this offseason is a great move for your defense.  Along with moving Mario Williams to linebacker, what else is new with this defense that will allow the Texans to finally turn that corner and head to the post season?


BRB:  The difference between last year's Frank Bush-led joke of a 4-3 and this year's Wade Phillips' 3-4 is night and day.  While the Texans are clearly benefiting from the increased simplicity and aggression of Phillips' scheme, the influx of talent on that side of the ball is a huge reason why the Texans have looked like a completely different team.  The arrivals of Joseph, J.J. Watt, and Danieal Manning, plus the decision to move Glover Quin to safety, plus the return of Connor Barwin and DeMeco Ryans to the lineup, means Wade Phillips has more talent to work with than any other defensive coordinator in franchise history.  The proverbial corner should be turned.

Star-divide


3. This preseason, when I completed my predictions post, I actually had the Texans winning, not just the AFC South, but, in their first playoff appearance, the AFC as a whole.  I am not confident in that pick, but when I did my full predictions, that's what I ended up with, and that's what I am sticking with.  How far do you see this team going this year?


BRB:  Prior to Peyton Manning being ruled out for the season opener (and quite possibly much longer than that), I predicted the Texans would finish 9-7 and win the AFC South.  I'll stick with that, though this team has the potential to be better than that.  I do think that the Texans could be awfully dangerous in the playoffs, especially if the defense continues to develop under Phillips.  Nine years without a playoff appearance has probably left me more jaded than I should be, considering the talent on this team, but I can't go as far as predicting a Super Bowl appearance.


4 The Dolphins defense as a whole struggled on Monday night, and what is supposed to be a strength, the cornerbacks, had an off night.  Other than Andre Johnson, what should we expect out of the passing attack from Matt Schaub?


BRB:  Kevin Walter, Houston's WR2, is likely to miss the game with a shoulder injury, which means Jacoby Jones will get the start opposite Andre Johnson.  In addition to the usual Andre Johnson targets, I'd expect a steady diet of looks to Owen Daniels, with the occasional two TE (three TEs, really, as FB James Casey is a converted TE) set to keep Miami off-balance.


5. Miami has never beaten the Texans.  What surprises does your team have in this second week of 2011 that will continue that streak?


BRB:  As I alluded to in the previous answer, the move of James Casey to fullback has opened up a whole new set of possibilities on offense.  Take a look at this excellent post by MDC, one of BRB's tremendous writers.  The possibilities are very exciting for Houston fans, and (I'd imagine, anyway) worrisome for opponents.


Best of luck to you guys on Sunday.  Here's to a clean game with no injuries.  

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I really want to say thank you to Tim for agreeing to answer my questions.  Make sure you head over to Battle Red Blog to view my answers to his questions.

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I would hope the Texans do use a lot of 3 TE sets

They liken the 3 TE set to be a problem for 4-3 defenses, which we do not run. I’d be more than happy to have Vontae Davis locked up on Owen Daniels instead of Jacoby Jones. I would take that matchup any day. At least with the 3 TE sets we can use Bell for coverage assist from SS and have the options to put in Burnett, Wake, or Misi on Dreessenn or Casey.

It also benefits us to have very good CBs against the run in Vontae Davis and Will Allen. Somehow, I don’t feel all frightened that Miami can’t stop the run if we’re in a nickel package. Miami can still crash right with Langford, Soliai, and Odrick/Starks in the middle. Sure, Foster can bounce right, but at least we still have Starks/Odrick, Wake, and Burnett there on the left side. Let’s not make it sound so easy to run on Miami, even if they’re in nickel.

For coverages, these are simple zones. I would love the chance to line up Wake on the right side and force Winston to try to move by 3 TEs to get to Wake. Won’t happen. That puts Wake vs Foster in pass blocking, if Foster is supposed to stay in. Win.

Houston should stick to 2-TE sets with Jones and Johnson on the field at WR.
The Texans are a good team, but so are we. I don’t expect a defensive relapse like Miami and so many other teams had last week. This will be a close and tough game.

But hey, I wish the Texans and their coaching staff thought so low of Miami as Bossman does. They’d surely be caught off guard.

- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.

by Finhead83 on Sep 16, 2011 10:39 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Where are all the fans that are recommending Bossman's comments?

It’s pretty easy to click “rec” since it’s anonymous…. Really gutsy, Houston.

by DolfanVince86 on Sep 16, 2011 11:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Hm....

Didn’t know people really did that here. Pretty sad though. He must be super-popular over at BRB. Lol.

by DolfanVince86 on Sep 16, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Daddy issues, mommy issues, issues with voices in his head

You know, a nice mix of all three.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 16, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

bet his fat sister has even more issues because of his 2 inch richard

Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)

by PhinsTifosi on Sep 16, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

who is bossman?

2010 The Jim Mandich NewsFlash Award Winner.

Miss the misery.
Need a reason for a change.
Need a reason to explain.
So turn it on again.
Don't change your mind.
You're wasting light.

by Patssuck456 on Sep 17, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You missed him

Looks like all his comments have been deleted already. He has the distinction of being the very first person to be banned by the BRB twice

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 17, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suspect

that he is multi accounting. I guess we should ignore him.

by grourf on Sep 16, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stop replying to Bo$$man

by ignoring him he may go away.

"My cats breath smells like cat food" a wise man once said...
My love for THE MIAMI DOLPHINS is unconditional...period!

by Phinphinatic on Sep 16, 2011 11:23 AM EDT reply actions  

LMAO

'Phins phor Liphe!

Draft The Newtron Bomb!

Sign Ortonimus Prime!

by joel311 on Sep 16, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

But I'm having fun lol

Rex Ryan walked over tougher guys than Channing Crowder on his way to McDonalds!

by MikeySwagger on Sep 16, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mosul gave him the goo cannon...

i dont understand. I thought Mosul was Bo$$man for a second and he was trying to rile us up. good riddance.

"My cats breath smells like cat food" a wise man once said...
My love for THE MIAMI DOLPHINS is unconditional...period!

by Phinphinatic on Sep 16, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's automatic

Happens when you get enough Rec’s. That’s why I was trying to call out all of the Houston fans that were “Rec’ing” those comments.

by DolfanVince86 on Sep 16, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

We weren't

Bo$$man was already banned from BRB, which is a task achieved by less than 5 people in the past 4-5 years.

That alone should tell you something.

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Sep 16, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I knew that Bo$$man is a good representative of BRB

LOL.

I hadn’t considered that he might be using multiple accounts. Pretty sad. But I had a good time chatting with Jordann and some of the others in your FanPost the other day.

by DolfanVince86 on Sep 16, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

AWESOME

I love that you are relaying a message from this guy.

by DolfanVince86 on Sep 16, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shake - love your sig line!

Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)

by PhinsTifosi on Sep 16, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow...this is a hell of a way to start my work day

letting some asshole rile me up. My bad for letting him get to me, but wow…he must be a miserable person.

"My cats breath smells like cat food" a wise man once said...
My love for THE MIAMI DOLPHINS is unconditional...period!

by Phinphinatic on Sep 16, 2011 11:35 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

He's probably just some 13 year old kid with nothing better to do

Rex Ryan walked over tougher guys than Channing Crowder on his way to McDonalds!

by MikeySwagger on Sep 16, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Either that

Or he is Macho Man Randy Savage reincarnated as a supposed Texans fan?

If the Treasury Secretary doesn't have to pay taxes, then why do I?

by Shake on Sep 16, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Randy Savage would never do such a thing.

He saved us from Armageddon.

.................

by Schlauton on Sep 16, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just walk away....

Look, the draw of this sight for me is honest football talk, and interacting with knowledgable football fans. Verbal swordfights with juvenile, inadequate intellectually challenged teenagers does nothing for me, and really shouldn’t do anything for you. We have all seen trolls before, and they will never change. Does anyone ever actually prevail in these things? No, it just brings the level of integriy and maturity down a few notches for everyone. So, as respected members of this website, lets be better. The couple of Texan fans running their mouths here are irrelevant here, as I am sure he is in all phases of his life. His day is about riling people up, and you are all taking the bait. Just ignore him, give him a patronizing pat on his lil’head, and lets return to the high level of conversation I know we are capable of. Trolls ten to be very little people in real life, and this is no exception. And if it makes you guys feel better, you should know that HE knows it too. He has spent his life, all 16 years of it, being irrelevant and small. He is deserving of our pity, but not our energy. Be better, and walk away…THere are, im sure, some real Texan fans around here interested in real conversation. We should devote our energy to them….

The only reason I watch Jets games is to see if TODAY is the day Rex Ryan's fat heart gives out on him...

by Brantner78 on Sep 16, 2011 11:36 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

that being said...

I am very stoked to see our boys come out swinging this week.. We cant afford to get behind in this game. If we give them a 2 score lead, they will pound arian foster at us and wear us down. Iranically enough, i think the key to us winning is trying to make matt schaub beat us in the air.
So…to all of our defensive players reading this blog…..drink some f’ing water before the game. Cramps are not an excuse fro mediocrity. Be prepared to play 60 minutes and be effective! I love my dolphins and will continue to love them win or lose, but for my sanity’s sake… give me that euphoria that comes from the pride of a solid win against a good team.

"My cats breath smells like cat food" a wise man once said...
My love for THE MIAMI DOLPHINS is unconditional...period!

by Phinphinatic on Sep 16, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

We have no idea what either team is made of yet.

The Dolphins were stomped by a no-huddle no-substitution offense for a game that they, in all likelihood did not prepare for, given that Sparano admitted the offense would not be installed by week one. We had our hands full just executing the playbook and Belichick, drawing on his veteran QB, took full advantage. As for our defensive gaffes, I’m not worried. Nolan’s defense is still more likely to recover and play well throughout the season than Daboll’s offense — which is why our offensive success is so more important than our defensive failure.

As for the Texans, they obviously played a great game but I’m not convinced. Beating the Colts without Peyton is no great accomplishment. We’ve known for at least a couple years now that Manning is where that team begins and ends. They have no run game, no defense, no nothing. Despite a fantastic season, Foster’s long term viability is still a question mark. Jonathan Joseph was a decent addition, but the jury is still very much out on just how good the Texans secondary is, even though they are stout up front and have a good crop of linebackers.

If the Henne of last week shows up and our defense is what most people think they are, then I’d say Fins win.

You mad? You jelly?
Ayatollah of the "Draft Mike Pouncey" bandwagon. [√]
[Currently hoping that Reggie Bush isn't as useless as I think he is]

by ToastErr on Sep 16, 2011 11:44 AM EDT reply actions  

And Mosul...

You should be acknowledged for the objective, proffesional way in which you handled the answering of those five questions. You were honest, and willing to acknowledge the obstacles our own team faces. THis is more than I can say for your counterpart at the Texans blog. Regarding his answers: I don’t really need every answer to revolve around him telling me how awesome his team is, and how we don’t have answers for them. His team has flaws, he just seems be in denieal of them. And the questions he asked you are worse. Each question dealt with how bad our team is, and really circled back around to how awesome Houston is. Conversely, the questions you asked him reflected a genuine thirst for information, and a real inquisitive mind. Not someone with an agenda
  “Thats enough about me, lets talk about you. WHat do you think of me?”
Texans blogger Question 1: Henne is awful. THink he will get any better?
Question 2: Mario Williams is awesome. Dont ya think?
Question 3. Benny Sapp is terrible, so you brought in Will Allen. Is that REALLY gonna make a difference?
Question 4: Now, imagine you worked for the Texans. Can you tell me more about how awful your team is and how great we are?
Again, Mosul, good for you for being abjective and professional. And I feel bad for you that you had to endure those amateur, self-serving questions. You represented this website extremely well with your questions , and your answers.

The only reason I watch Jets games is to see if TODAY is the day Rex Ryan's fat heart gives out on him...

by Brantner78 on Sep 16, 2011 11:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Got tha same feelings also, but no need negotiaite class and stoop down to the ignorant

level. And while the writer and the Bossman doesn’t reflect the entire Texan fanbase, it would be nice to see all their insecurities get answered on Sunday.

Damn the sheriff, Bring on MARSHALL LAW

by fin4three5yrs on Sep 16, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

The reason no one wins a battle like that...

Is that people like Bossman arent really fans of any team or any sport. They are self-serving little boys with a desire to be tough guys in a cyber world without consequences. So even if Miami beats Houston on Sunday, its not like its really gonna bother him. He will just evaporate into cyber space. So why get involved with him at all?

The only reason I watch Jets games is to see if TODAY is the day Rex Ryan's fat heart gives out on him...

by Brantner78 on Sep 16, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because your boss is gone and there's nothing to do at work?

Wait…that’s me.

Sunday’ll be a close game, as is typical between the two teams. I’m most interested to see how Miami chooses to attack Houston because they could test the secondary and see if there’s improvement there or go with the known weakness and run at Cody. I’d probably run at Cody and try and keep the Houston offense from getting a rhythm established.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 16, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends.

If Reggie Bush meets immediate success up the middle, then he’ll keep at it. If not, he’ll catch more out of the backfield. It’s not really like him to run straight at a nose tackle for the whole game. Regardless, he put up some respectable yardage last week. We’ll see if he can do more against what is arguably a “lesser” defense than the Pats.

You mad? You jelly?
Ayatollah of the "Draft Mike Pouncey" bandwagon. [√]
[Currently hoping that Reggie Bush isn't as useless as I think he is]

by ToastErr on Sep 16, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Going side to side will not be a smart idea

The weakness is up the middle. If you can’t get the run game established going up the gut, you’re in for a long game

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 16, 2011 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

His full name is

Reginald Alfred Kardashian II (Heisman Redacted)

You mad? You jelly?
Ayatollah of the "Draft Mike Pouncey" bandwagon. [√]
[Currently hoping that Reggie Bush isn't as useless as I think he is]

by ToastErr on Sep 16, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don't imagine Reggie would be the guy running between the tackles

Then again, Daniel Thomas hasn’t lit the world on fire from my understanding of what’s going on in Miami (and much to this Big 12 fan’s surprise).

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 16, 2011 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

He didn't play last week due to injury.

I expect him to do well once he is healthy.

'Phins phor Liphe!

Draft The Newtron Bomb!

Sign Ortonimus Prime!

by joel311 on Sep 16, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Henne actually yelled at him for not hitting the hole hard enough....

Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.

by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 17, 2011 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

i read your post

And i believe that after this a$$man came and trolled our site we started wondering if all texans fans are the same, leading to a biased vew of your questions. Really they are no different than the questions mosul asks. Thanks for your time.

by Kellenman08 on Sep 16, 2011 12:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Did Mosul include one Miami player in his line of questioning?

Did he have anything to say that was even remotely negative about the Texans? Or condescending? Did he spend four qestions adressing the Texans weaker points or concerns? No. So, just for laughs, I will shorten Mosuls questions the same way, and you tell me if you notice a difference.
1. Ben Tate looked very good last week. Does the trend continue?
2. Your defense has made notable improvements since last year. What have been the less notable acqusitions/moves?
3. I think your team is super bowl caliber. Where do you see yourself?
4. Our defensive secondary is questionable right now, tell us about your passing attack aside from Johnson.
5. Is there anything we are gonna see SUnday that we havent seen before?

See, there you go. Now put the two together and tell me you don’t notice a difference in feel, or context. This isnt me being partial to Mosul, or the Dolphins. These are the facts. 5 questions and Mosul didnt name one of his own players, or team strengths. 5 questions and each one addressed a Houston strength. 5 questions and they all centered around the Texans. Now the other side. 5 questions and not one Miami strength was addressed. 5 questions and the Fins revolving door at nickelback is a priority? Sorry, I dont see how the two sets of questions are even remotely similar…

The only reason I watch Jets games is to see if TODAY is the day Rex Ryan's fat heart gives out on him...

by Brantner78 on Sep 16, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

this post is completely and utterly rediculous

and I’ll just leave it at that

this has all happened before and will all happen again

by nolander on Sep 16, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

It pains me to think that someone could think Tim is an asshole.

Believe me, he is not. Don’t let a$$man change your view of us. Look at BRB, most of us are realistic and maybe even pessimistic fans. None of us are like this.

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by Schlauton on Sep 16, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I think, like others said, the truth is you can do that with any post about another team.

Tim’s questions were dead on.

1 – Every one of us on this site has asked the exact same question about Henne. The media asks the exact same question about Henne. Why wouldn’t another blog as that question?

2. Williams is their biggest threat on defense, and our o-line has been shaky. Solid question. We could very easily ask the same thing about “How do you plan to stop Cam Wake?”

3. You don’t make someone your #3 CB and then fire him after 1 game very often. You also don’t release someone prior to week 1, then bring them back to be your #3 CB very often. Very legit, and very relevant question.

4. The question was, imagine you work for the Texans – what would you say the weaknesses are of the Dolphins. Is he supposed to ask “How can the Texans lose to Miami?” Absolutely no issue with that question.

Thanks for the compliment, but I don’t see the issue with any of Tim’s questions or answers.

The Phinsider

Sept. 26, 2010 - 2012/2013 Draft Kyle Padron Bandwagon

by Kevin Nogle on Sep 16, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Few things....

There were five questions asked. The fifth is not relelevant to my point because it was asking for a prediction, which obviously is fine. So of the four questions you have to ask of the other fanbase, you are going to use one to ask about the Nickel back? Thats really a priority when trying to gather some insider knowledge of an opposing team? You could give me 15 questions to ask, and I wouldn’t make the opposing teams nickel back a priorty in any of them. So that comes off to me as if he was going out of his way to knock the team. And yes, Mosul, you could have asked “How do you plan to stop Cameron Wake?” but you didnt. Because that is a stupid question. It’s a self-serving question. ITs not a question you ask when you are trying to genuinely garner information. IT was asked so that you would tell him how awesome WIlliams is. If you notice, Mosul, in your five questions, you didnt name one Miami player. Not one. Which is the right thing, because your questions to him are supposed to be about Houston players, not encouraging more conversation about your own team. Did his questions address one possible strength of the team? No they didn’t. So either one of two situations are at play here. EIther he doesnt think we have one single strength or strong player worth even discussing, or he does think we have players worth worrying about, he is just not interested in learning about them, only addressing his teams strengths. Look at the wording of your questions, Mosul. They are respectful and address the Texans. I found his questions condescending at best. Let me say however, that I never said the guy was an asshole, is stated above. I’m sure he is a prince, I just didnt like the line of questioning. Nothing personal.

The only reason I watch Jets games is to see if TODAY is the day Rex Ryan's fat heart gives out on him...

by Brantner78 on Sep 16, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tim's slight homerism doesn't make up for the homerism around here, though.

Still don’t understand why so many people are picking Miami to win. They’re 0-5 against HOU overall, and they’re 2-15 at home in the past 2 years.

Just because you guys had one good offensive game against a decent at best defense does not make y’all a juggernaut.

"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.

by bone31crusher on Sep 16, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

People are picking Miami to win makes as much sense as everyone picking the Texans to make the playoffs...

Since neither one has statistically ever happened, I guess they are both ridiculous prognostications. You can’t reference history when it is convenient, and ignore it when it is not….

The only reason I watch Jets games is to see if TODAY is the day Rex Ryan's fat heart gives out on him...

by Brantner78 on Sep 16, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't say we would make the playoffs.

I think we will, but the playoffs are irrelevant in this conversation.

All I’m saying is I don’t understand all of the MIA over HOU picks. Like I stated above, the Texans have not lost to the Dolphins, yet, and the Dolphins have had an atrocious home record over the past two seasons.

I’m refrencing history because it’s relevant to this matchup.

I never said anything about playoffs.

"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.

by bone31crusher on Sep 16, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its using the same logic....

Your arguemnt that it is ridiculous to pick Miami over Houston is based on the idea that Miami is 0-5 against the Texans over the last, what is it, ten years. So I can apply that same logic and say that it is ridiculous to predict the playoffs. Your reasoning suggests that if it has never happened, then it is ridiculous to suggest it ever will. I am applying the same logic…in an effort to point out how faswulty your argument is….

The only reason I watch Jets games is to see if TODAY is the day Rex Ryan's fat heart gives out on him...

by Brantner78 on Sep 16, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

We see the positives of our team and overlook the negatives ...

Like every other fan on the planet… If you weren’t optimistic about your team after the first game of the season you probably wouldn’t watch them on Sundays… just saying…

Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.

by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 17, 2011 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bossman is not a very good fantasy player.

Both Brandon Marshall and Reggie Bush are owned in 100% of fantasy leagues and Chad Henne, although not owned by many out performed all but one in fantasy last week; Tom Brady. So off with the heads of the three headed monster. Matt Shaub is not at the top of my list in fantasy quaterbacks either.

by k fin on Sep 16, 2011 12:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Here's a quick question

Attendance has been said to be a problem with Florida teams (with the threat of blackouts and all). With all the University of Miami alumni we have on our team, are you worried that there could be more fans in the stands cheering for the Texans instead of the Dolphins?

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 16, 2011 12:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha.

There are generally more supporters of any visiting team than there are Dolfans.

So no, I’m not worried.

You mad? You jelly?
Ayatollah of the "Draft Mike Pouncey" bandwagon. [√]
[Currently hoping that Reggie Bush isn't as useless as I think he is]

by ToastErr on Sep 16, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is that? Are the ticket prices too high or something?

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 16, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Idk what is the problem in miami

Maybe a decade of disappointment turned enough people off. I still want to go to the Dolphins games, but I’ve never been able to living in Idaho and all.

by Kellenman08 on Sep 16, 2011 12:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

The Team Owners and FO

they’re more focused on cheesy gimmicks and celebrity involvement than the team and the fans. it’s all Disneyed out at the stadium. sucks.

That with a run of mediocre seasons has caused ticket sales to go down.

"Five yards is my life!" - Don Shula

by Grady McShane on Sep 16, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know Sun Life's not that old since it's the same age as I am

but with the Marlins moving into a new stadium, has there been any talks of a new Dolphins stadium (since that’s always a go-to owner move to improve attendance)?

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Sep 16, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glad our owner ain't like that

The only thing that’s changed is the tailgating policy after the brawl that happened after the Cowboys-Texans game last year

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 16, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah that kind of irked me

(Texan fan here)
When I heard about them opening the nightclub in that stadium because of those celebrity investors, I facepalmed.

"We're goin with what we got"

by silentassassin on Sep 16, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah... how do you think Dolphins fans felt....

Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.

by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

The lions have been bad forever and never had that problem

The problem is not really a problem at all. South Florida is an amaizing place to live. So amaizing that you get people who move here from all over the country, typically New York. Just because they live here does not mean that will change their allegience

by k fin on Sep 16, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

re: Bossman

And you guys think us Jet fans are bad, wow. Have to give it to you guys, you showed a lot more patience and restraint than I would have thought possible. Good luck this Sunday.

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by Togaman7 on Sep 16, 2011 1:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Bo$$man's the exception to the rule of Texans fans

He has to be from somewhere around Boston, cause we don’t use the work “wicked” the way he uses it, like “The Texans defense is gonna be wicked awesome this year”. We don’t say crap like that, & “wicked” is not a real part of our lingo down here in Texas, at least not used like that

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 16, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Here, in Texas, we say,
“Hey bubba, ya’ll seen that Texas defense. Them boys are perdy serious this year.”

LOL!

I live near Humble in Texas.
And, near Lake Worth in Florida.

Been catchin all kindsa crap this week from tex-fans.

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by Grady McShane on Sep 16, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I live in Humble, & I sure as hell don't talk like that

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 16, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

But, some do.

After a year there, I’d forgotten my real name from being called Bubba so damn many times. LMAO!

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by Grady McShane on Sep 16, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last time I heard anybody talk like that

It was some Korean Redneck from Tennessee I ran into in Panama (I kid you not)

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 16, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

AHHHH! sounds interesting.

I was just at Poppa’s Seafood to pick something up, and got a “how are ya, bubba?” from some guy in a Texans hat. (tru story)

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by Grady McShane on Sep 16, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Humble...

I remember playing against Humble High…they grow some big ol’ boys.

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by TexansDC on Sep 16, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Michael Strahan's cousin was playing there not long ago

He’s at Texas A&M now

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 16, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

texan bloggers

If your team runs the no-huddle as well as the patriots then the defense will allow many scores.The Fin offense also looks a lot better at least for one game so I hope the texan defense is in good condition because the humidity here is why the basketball team is called the Heat.

by broxtone on Sep 16, 2011 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I dont even think he knows where texas is.

Texans laugh at the name humidity. You cant be serious right?

by southpaw70 on Sep 16, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I lived 3 years in Austin.

It really isn’t any different than central FL. Hot and humid, except the winters are colder!

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by Red Dog on Sep 16, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glad you deleted Bo$$boy and his posts

but what about his picture that I spent so much time to create?? LOL
If you’re not sure which one that is, I can repost it… but not until my dinner has digested.

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by boca_phin_fan on Sep 16, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the F was wrong with that guy?

One thing is to stand by your team, another is being a complete moron who starts sh!t just to piss people off.

Sorry guys for getting a bit outta line.

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by Redeyedbandit on Sep 16, 2011 7:39 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Reminds me of Oskor or whatever that DA's name was.

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by Dolfan88 on Sep 16, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess I missed Bo$$man's comments .... darn it ...

It sounded really entertaining….

Prove everyone that said you weren't a franchise QB wrong, Henne. "WE WANT HENNE!!" GO PHINS!! What can I say I am a homer, I have come to terms with that and accepted it. I predict 10-6 and a wildcard berth. Jets got worse this year when they lost Ellis to the Patriots. The Patriots are going to be more solid on defense this year than they have in the past.

by Jason Scott_90 on Sep 16, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

meh... it was bush league jets fan kinda stuff

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by The Earl on Sep 16, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont know if this is possible

But he made jests fans look classy.

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by AnishB15 on Sep 16, 2011 10:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

The Jets banned him already

That’s how bad he is

Murphy’s 20th Military Law:
If it’s stupid, but it works, it ain’t stupid
"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Sep 17, 2011 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

me too, shucks the drama is gone!

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by BSerious72 on Sep 16, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Texans fan here.)

I have to say, even sans Bo$$man, I’ve seen a lot of these “pregame scouting” threads and the ones both here and on Battle Red blog were among the most contentious I’ve seen. It’s clear that both Houston and Miami fans are pretty fired up about their teams this year. A few of you were nice enough to answer my questions on BRB while I was in the 24 hour waiting period here, but I just wanted to stop by and say good luck on an injury free game, and thanks for being gracious hosts to us Texans fans. I hope the Dolphins finish 14-2 (after an 0-2 start of course) this year

by JBal on Sep 16, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks for coming by.

I do think that the stress Miami fans are feeling after a 517 passing yard, 600+ total yards beat down from New England (even though our offense looked good) has made this thread the contentious one you are seeing. Fans aren’t sure what’s happening yet, and as such, they are overly protective of what they see as slights to their team.

I think the same kind of applies to you guys, because no one seems to want to give you credit for destroying the Colts. Rather, it was that the Colts were really bad – not that the Texans were really good.

Hopefully the game lives up to the levels of the two posts. Of course, with a Miami win….

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by Kevin Nogle on Sep 16, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

good analysis

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Sep 17, 2011 5:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

i noticed that as well, although jordann's post here has been fairly civil

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Sep 17, 2011 5:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

It's the Prozac.

Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
Never use a long word where a short one will do.
If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Never use the passive where you can use the active.
Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.

-Orwell, Politics and the English Language

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by tehGrindCrusher on Sep 18, 2011 6:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but in Miami there are better illegal drugs cheap and clean

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Sep 18, 2011 7:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I know (don't ask...)

"The first thing I do when I get out of bed and feel the jolt in my knees is think of Roy Winston. On the second step, my calcified Adam's apple starts bobbing, and I think of Carl Eller. A few more steps in the dark and it's Willie Lanier. By the time I get to the bathroom, I'm flashing back to Dick Butkus and Ray Nitschke. And when the light finally comes on, I just hope that somewhere in the darkness they're thinking of me, too" - Larry Csonka.
He played before my time but one of the toughest SOBs to ever play!

by Strange on Sep 18, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

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