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Ask Battle Red Blog: The Unofficial Q&A about the Houston Texans

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What's up, Dolfans.  My name is Jordan(n) and I hail from Battle Red Blog.

/waves like a retard

 

It's about that time again where our beloved Houston Texans are slated to face off against your Miami Dolphins this coming weekend.  I know that everybody's aware that the Texans record against the Dolphins is a stellar 5-0, making the Texans the bane of your existence

If it makes you feel any better, there's still no legitimate proof that our secondary is much more improved than last year's under-achieving(Read: Sucktastic) unit. 

 

But our pass-rush is something to be afraid of.  All that talk about Mario Williams sucking at OLB is nothing but a propaganda fueled by opposing coaches in order to lull their starting quarterback in a false sense of security.  And our 1st rd draft pick, J.J. Watt(Mario Blanco, Honeybadger), ain't too bad either.

 

To continue the great rapport that we have going on with the Phinsider and fellow NFL fans, feel free to leave your questions about picking up a hookers, what brand of bleach you need to use for a specific occasion, beer, dating, and the Houston Texans in this fanpost.  I, along with other BRBer's, will try our best to answer them.

 

Looking forward to another exciting game this weekend against the Dolphins.  Go Texans!

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of The Phinsider's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of The Phinsider writers or editors.

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