The Dolphins' Secret Weapon Against Brady - Part Deux

Hello Fin Fans!

I've gotta feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night....

I know I know, but hey... Fergie is a part owner of the team right?

Anyhow, those of you that have been around here for a few years might remember this post.  I originally posted it in 2009 just before one of our games against the Patsies.  JT had been shipped off to the Redskins the prior season and had rejoined the Dolphins for the 2009 season.

Considering that last year JT was off to the (stinkin') Jets and is now back (again) with the Dolphins, and we are getting ready to open our season against the prima donna Pats, I thought a repost (with minor updates) might be fun!   Enjoy!

-LCFF

I seem to be picking up on a lot of doubt from folks around here about whether or not these Miami "Smashmouth" Dolphins can beat up on the New England "Hair pulling, girly slapping, pansy-ass" Patriots.  All I can say to this is,

WHAT THE HELL FIN FANS?!!

I mean, come on folks!  Even when the Fins have been going through the worst of times we have somehow figured out how to beat the Pats. 

ASIDE from the fact that right now we have the TOP CB TANDEM in the NFL playing better than ANY Dolphins CBs since Madison and Surtain.... ASIDE from the fact that the Fins went out and landed a true open field threat in Reggie Bush that will give the New England defense more think about from a Fins offense than at any day since they got gashed by a Wildcat in Foxboro.... and ASIDE from the fact that the Dolphins FINALLY have true deep threat in Clyde Gates who can not only get behind defenses but also catch the ball AND stay in bounds (no offense Ted Ginn Jr.)...  ASIDE from ALL THAT.....

And EVEN THOUGH the stinkin' Pats added "Fat Albert" Haynesworth.... EVEN THOUGH they traded for Chad (I only know two words of Spanish) Ochocinco.... and EVEN THOUGH the Miami Dolphins did not get the big upgrade at quarterback everyone was expecting, the Fins DO have a "secret weapon" against Twinkle Toes Tom Brady. 

WHAT is the ONE thing that has been consistent through the years;  the thing that is our consistent "Patriot Killer"; the thing that gives Brady nightmares before a game with the Dolphins???  (hint: this "secret weapon, combined with Cameron Wake, gives the Dolphins their own Patriot Missile System (Code name Brady PMS) - designed to shoot down Brady bombs and keep the evil troll Belichick cowering under his hoodie!

If you don't know our "secret weapon", you are probably either a new Dolphins fan or not a fan at all.  So rather than spell it out for you, let me SHOW you:

Ireland to Sparano: "Tony, a couple of seasons ago our secret weapon against the Pats was the Wildcat. But THIS YEAR…. wait’ll Brady gets a load of THIS!!"

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"Ya know, I usually feel bad about picking on someone smaller… but YOU, I LOVE knocking the crap out of…."

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"Pssst…. Tom… guess who?"

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"Just pretend he's a grape, Wake.  Keep crushing him until he let's out a little wine."

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"C'mere boy!  Don't you run from me, son!  That will only make it worse!"

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"BILL, HELP!!! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!  OH GOD, NOW HE CAN FLY????!!"

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"RUN TOM! RUN!!! WE CAN’T STOP HIM!! HE’S COMING! HE’S COMING!!!!"

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"LOOK! I’M THROWING IT AWAY!! YOU CAN HAVE IT… OH PLEASE, DEAR LORD SAVE ME!"

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"Taxi!!! Get me out of here… quick!!!"

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"Look man, I told you.  Next time, just stay down."

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"Hey Tom, here’s your nuts back. You left ’em on the field."

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Most of these I posted in a thread last year, but I thought now would be a good time to resurrect it and get everyone fired up about this game.   If you don't think for one second, that Tom Brady is PAINFULLY aware that JT is once again a Miami Dolphin, you haven't been paying attention!

GO FINS!!!!!!!!