The title of the above linked article is "Dolphins need the other denver QB....Tim Tebow", written by George Diaz. Now, you can read this article if you like. However i recommend that you don't. Its infuriating. So infuriating in fact that i tried to make an account on Sunsentinel.com just to tell Mr. Diaz what i thought of his article. However, in my blind fury, i had not the time nor patience to figure that crap out. I want to add a picture of Mr. Diaz but i cannot because im using a government computer in afghanistan. So without further ado, I'm going to vent it right to my brethren, my fellow phinsiders.
Dear Mr. Geogre Diaz,
Listen guy, Tebow to miami is the dumbest thing i've heard this offseason. Dumber than Brett Favre to Miami. You are only writing this COMPLETELY BASELESS crap to stir the sh*t for your own sake. If you want to make a name for yourself, why dont you try writing good articles that hold any amount of value to them.
Its reporters like you who try to break Henne's confidence and start the snowball effect of media hysteria surrounding our QB, which sadly trickles down to Dolphins fans and shakes their own confidence in their team. How about you write an article about why Henne can be our QB of the future. How about you mention the fact that he was 10-15 , 145 yards with 3 TD's in 11 on 11 scrimage the other day. How about you mention how he and Brandon Marshall are hashing things out and really starting to click. How about you give a sh*t about the hometeam instead of trying to drum up some completely fictional crap to get your name in the spotlight for 10 minutes.
Thats right Mr. Diaz, that's all you're going to get. 10 minutes. Maybe a mention on a larger media platform. I hope and pray that if they do decide to mention this fictional-out of left field-story, that they DO NOT mention your name. I hope enough people read my little ole' fanpost here on thephinsider.com, take a mental note of what your face looks like, and throw rotten tomatoes(for lack of a better idea) at you whenever they see you in public, Mr. George Diaz.
Are you from South Florida? Do you consider yourself a fan of the hometeam? If you answered yes to these 2 questions, then shame on you. Do me a favor Mr. George Diaz, reach your hand into your pocket, if you feel two little lumps down there, i want you to squeeze and say to yourself, "George, stop being a worthless asshole. Go ahead and offer something beneficial to the media and the devout Dolphins diehards. Don't be a back stabbing bastard like the hunchback traitor in 300. And Georgie, if you can't offer anything to the team you report on, then lets go ahead and find another profession". Can you do that for me Mr. Diaz? Thanks a whole bunch.
~Concerned Dolphins Fan.
What are you going to do about George Diaz?
Throw tomatoes at him (8 votes)
Never read his articles (15 votes)
Make an account on orlandosentinel.com and tell him directly that he sucks (0 votes)
tell my friends about him via mass email (0 votes)
make a t-shirt that shows him killing a dolphin with a pen (5 votes)
start fictional rumors about him and circulate them around the interent (6 votes)
all of the above (35 votes)
69 total votes