Sam's Dolphins Flawless 2011 NFL Predictions
Hey guys, as you know I haven't been here in a while. The reasons for my absence concerns none of you, so it shall remain a secret.
Beyond that, I've gotten crazy excited for this upcoming season, and I'm sure all of you losers-who-read-sports-blogs-on-saturday-nights are as well. I've made a few "unique" predictions, and I've decided to share them with all of you.
1. Mike Nolan will lead a top-tier defense this season.
Our young secondary will continue to drastically improve. Reshad Jones will take over as the starting Free Safety, and impress a lot of people. Vontae Davis will also become one of the leagues elites at corner. Karlos Dansby will successfully lead the linebackers, en route to another 90+ tackle season, and Koa Misi will record more than 10 sacks. Cam Wake can speak for himself. Our lineman are the only defensive wild card, being that a lot of their success will depend on the play of the young, unproven Jared Odrick, and another semi-unproven player in Kendall Langford.
2. Chad Henne will do better than expected
But that's not saying much. Hopefully Brian Daboll will better utilize his raw arm strength, and create some nice Henne-to-Marshall bombs. Expect a solid statistical improvement from last season. Hopefully, we see him play with a little chip on his shoulder. However, if Henne starts slow, don't be surprised to see Matt More handed the reigns quickly. This is something I do not want to happen.
3. The "Reggie Bush-Daniel Thomas" tandem will be much more successful than the "Ricky-Ronnie" one.
Although I don't expect huge things from either one of our new backs, I like the "thunder-lighting" combo much more than the "thunder-weaker thunder" combo. Hopefully, Thomas' constant pounding between the tackles will set up some nice plays by Bush to the outside. I'd like to see some new formations utilized (not Wildcat, which I expect to be absent this season) that feature both backs.
4. We will see a huge O-Line Improvement
Mike Pouncy will prove his worth immediately. He will be comparable to his brother, and will lead this new O-line to great things. The addition of Mark Colombo and Vernon Carey's move to Guard will also both help. If the Dolphins reach success this year, this line will be to thank. Big improvements in both run, and pass protection.
Final Predictions
The Dolphins will have a 8-8 record, and finish 2nd in the division behind the Patriots. The Jets will also have an 8-8 record, but hopefully we beat them out in division play. Unfortunately, I can't see a playoff run this season.
Pro Bowl appearances by Cam Wake (who will lead the league in sacks), and maybe even D-MVP. Also, Vontae Davis.
Again, it's good to be back, and I look forward to another season with the Phinsider (except for Tex, I hate you).
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which tex are you referring to?
functioning alcoholic or classless buffoon?
"I think my liver is shot" - Texphinphan
"i still believe henne is the qb for the dolphins" - texphinphan
the one that isn't you
u know i love you
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by samdaman on Aug 6, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
haha, not sure
if i should be flattered or greatly disturbed by the last statement. lol. i like your optimism. sometimes i think the fo sucks, but then i think they are great the next minute. i will approach this season with great optimistic caution(is that possible?). im not completely sold on everything the fo does, but i will support the dolphins players, whomever they maybe. the defense will be top 5, i think. its the offense that concerns me. weve had good additions thru fa and the draft, but i feel we are still missing a piece. maybe a te(miller)? perhaps a proven rb(bradshaw? still like bush tho). maybe at qb(hope henne pans out). oh and welcome back.
functioning alcoholic or classless buffoon?
"I think my liver is shot" - Texphinphan
"i still believe henne is the qb for the dolphins" - texphinphan
LOL!!
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I dont think our D line is a wildcard...
I think they are one of the strongest points of our defense and Kendall Langford has definetly proven himself. I believe he was ranked as one of the top 3-4 DEs last year.
by usualsuspect609 on Aug 7, 2011 12:05 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
agreed
That didn’t really make sense- that unit is so deep, we almost have too much talent there. Odrick, Langford, Merling, Starks, Solia, and McDaniel could all start on most teams. I’d say safety is our biggest wild card on defense with bell aging and an average cover guy and two unproven youngsters in Clemons and Jones. But ourD is 100 percent a top 5 unit.
by Forrest Brown on Aug 7, 2011 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
langford's never had more than 3 sacks or 33 tackles in a season
don’t get me wrong, he’s very talented, and i think he can have a solid year. however, he is not nearly a top 5 d-end at this point. please show me where u found that ranking.
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you do realize 3-4 end's aren't expected to get sacks
With the 15th pick, the Miami Dolphins select John Stamos....'s brother
I probably know Judo! How many of you can make the same boast?
by Souwantmyname on Aug 7, 2011 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions
This
2010 The Jim Mandich NewsFlash Award Winner.
Miss the misery.
Need a reason for a change.
Need a reason to explain.
So turn it on again.
Don't change your mind.
You're wasting light.
http://www.profootballfocus.com/blog/2011/07/08/making-the-grade-3-4-defensive-linemen-2008-2010/
Right Here. Starks and Langford have been some of the best 3-4 defensive ends in the league over the last few years. We have talented depth players too in McDaniels, Odrick, and Merling. Solia is starting to come into his own too. The D-line is the most stacked part of our defense!
The Post W'Rec'ker
by Choose your screen name: on Aug 7, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Starks is #2 since 2008 and Langford is #4 since 2008
Starks was better in 2009 and Langord was better in 2010
The Post W'Rec'ker
by Choose your screen name: on Aug 7, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
So we will have
a top tier defense, an improved Chad Henne, a better rushing attack, and a huge o-line improvement but only get one more win than last season? Doesn’t make sense to me.
Also, d-line is the strongest position on this team. Misi won’t record 10 sacks because he will be used on 1st and 2nd down, mainly to stop the rush, and Taylor will come in on 3rd down. Oh and Kendall Langford is proven. He was told he was getting a contract extension.
10 wins seems more likely for this team if that all happens, which I think can happen.
I got S + What a Dog's Tail Does.
Bring back Pat White. He is the chosen one.
by Va FinFan on Aug 7, 2011 12:38 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I like the post
but agree with Va FinFan that if all of this happens I think we’ll hit 10 wins. That is unless the special teams from the first half of last year come back to haunt us…
Well, we did a good job fixing the defense in the last off-season and a decent job fixing the special teams during the season. Now let's find an offense!
^^^^^^^^this
Henne will play better, all of those defensive studs, Thomas and Bush will be better than R&R, and we win 1 more game. Gosh, if those things don’t happen I’d hate to see what our record will be.
IF those things happen, we should easily make 10-6.
Nobody hurt a tackler like Zonk did.
by rintintinsoldier on Aug 7, 2011 8:32 AM EDT up reply actions
i hope your all right
but look at the difficulty of our schedule as well
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Sam's back,....and on the front page ! There goes the neighborhood,....
Now I really feel like Rodney Dangerfield of The Phinsider,……goodbye.
Marching to the beat of a different drummer since 1965...
by Ohiofinfan4life on Aug 7, 2011 12:38 AM EDT reply actions
haha wats up ohio?
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by wild zion beaver on Aug 8, 2011 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Sam glad to see u back
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... especially after seeing his front....
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"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
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Yu have a better with the Hooker!
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We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on Aug 8, 2011 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions
The D-line is the strength of the defense
With the emergence of Soliai our defensive line proved to be one of the best in the NFL. Add Odrick who was the opening day starter at end before being injured in the 1st game of the season. his injury my have been a blessing in disguise.
Also Merling who has never really play up to his potential should be back at full strength after missing all but 5 games coming back from an achilles injury. Ronald Fields should be depth behind Soliai. He played Under Nolan as a Niner as well as a Bronco.
"If you are what you say you are, you wouldn't have to say it."
"It's OK to be a follower, as long as you're following the right leader." – Smithology
i look for odrick to be a monster this year. I pray for the offence to get thier crap together. if so 10 wins
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Anywhere from 6-10 to 10-6
which averages out to 8-8…all depends on Henne (or Moore or whoever). I expect the D to be top three, however, barring injury, and better than the Jets’ D. I realize that there is a lot of compettition in AFC for playoff spots, but I do think it is more than possible for Fins to get one of them, mostly because (thanks to the media) many opponents will under-rate the Fins offense and whoever the QB is. Now it would really really help if the fans do get behind whoever the QB is! (Really, booing Henne was dumb and not responsible freedom of speech).
If you think you're a wise guy, then you're a pain in the butt for us real wise guys!
I may not be a franchise QB but I am a franchise wise guy!
by lifeimitatesfootball on Aug 7, 2011 12:45 AM EDT reply actions
Hmm...
1. I agree with the 8-8, or thereabouts
2. I disagree about the Jets. They will do better than 8-8
3. I disagree about the RBs. Saying Bush/Thomas will be definitively better than Brown/Williams is very, VERY optimistic. They will do reasonably well, and Thomas may show potential.
4. I agree about the O-line, with the slight qualification that Pouncey, as good as he is, may not be better than his brother.
5. Disagree about the QB. Henne will do “better than expected?” Well that’s pretty easy to do right now, because expectations are rather low. He’s coming off the sophomore starter slump, but surpassing Dolfan’s expectations is going to be a piece of cake. He’ll probably be like…the 12th or 13th best QB in the league, and the Dolphins will draft a rookie QB in 2012.
You mad? You jelly?
Ayatollah of the "Draft Mike Pouncey" bandwagon. [√]
[Currently hoping that Reggie Bush isn't as useless as I think he is]
its not like rickey and ronnie set the bar so high
thomas and bush are strait better backs in my opinion. they also have a stronger line than rick/ron had.
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Agreed.
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
So a rb who has not played a snap in the NFl is better then Williams and Brown?
Fuzzy math my friend.
Henne needs to step up
B Marshall + B Hartline D Bess = The 2nd comming of The Killer B's MPF 04/17/10
If I took the time to check for errors I would forget what I was trying to say! Deal !
Yeah must be cuz there x dolphins!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on Aug 8, 2011 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions
if hes the 12th or 13th ranked QB in the league
we will probably not draft a QB. He was like 27th last season.
I got S + What a Dog's Tail Does.
Bring back Pat White. He is the chosen one.
whats your beef with Tex?
TO ACQUIRE KNOWLEDGE; ONE MUST STUDY,TO ACQUIRE WISDOM ONE MUST OBSERVE !!
YOU ARE NOT BORN A WINNER, YOU ARE NOT BORN A LOSER, YOU ARE WHAT YOU MAKE YOURSELF BECOME !!
IF YOU DONT AGREE WITH ME THEN YOUR A RACIST!!
its a joke bud
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fyi, tex runs a vigilante posse.
we still dont know where ozkar is! the lake was drained and everything, still no sign. proceed with caution. lmao!
functioning alcoholic or classless buffoon?
"I think my liver is shot" - Texphinphan
"i still believe henne is the qb for the dolphins" - texphinphan
fyi,
we didnt look for ozkar anyway. go dolphins!
functioning alcoholic or classless buffoon?
"I think my liver is shot" - Texphinphan
"i still believe henne is the qb for the dolphins" - texphinphan
Ozkar
Was just “shock” jocking us all. Even when people reached out to him…he proclaimed…
" I don’t need your support or justification " ( or something to that effect ). I tried…believe me. I like all phinsiders…but…What we have here…Is a failure to communicate…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky-l6mdig0o…I don’t like it any more than you men.
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
~Don Shula~
In life, unlike chess, the game continues after checkmate.
~Isaac Asimov~
LOL!
Well played….
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
No worries bud
TO ACQUIRE KNOWLEDGE; ONE MUST STUDY,TO ACQUIRE WISDOM ONE MUST OBSERVE !!
YOU ARE NOT BORN A WINNER, YOU ARE NOT BORN A LOSER, YOU ARE WHAT YOU MAKE YOURSELF BECOME !!
IF YOU DONT AGREE WITH ME THEN YOUR A RACIST!!
Reggie bush will be the most dynamic exciting player on our offense, he will be our weapon x.
We will have a top 3 defense, henne will vastly improve having bush who can take a dump off, or check own and make a 7-15 yd gain with it every time. Our redone will drastically improve with bush back there because no linebacker will beat him to the sticks outside. I see 10-6 , I really do, to me it all comes down to the coaching on offense, is Tony going to drop his nuts and let daboll go for it and open it up or are we going to play tight and nervous and kick a bunch of field goals.
aka: SEX PANTHER
I say 10-6, maybe 11-5
I think expectations were too high, way too early for Henne. I believe Pennington would’ve started the last 2 years if he never got hurt. As a result, Henne was thrown to the wolves. He performed well the first year he played. A lot of that early success was a result of having a great running game,solid line, and a deep threat. He had none of those working for him last year. I see improvement in all those areas this year.
I don’t think the Jets improved this offseason. In fact, they have regressed and I think we made up ground on the Pats also.
Our defense has the potential to be #1 if we can create turnovers and have a running game that keeps them off the field.
Although
I would have rather made different choices than the FO made…The Dolphins will have to play the cards they are dealt ( or dealt themselves…depending on point of view ) I believe the “core” team has been established. Maybe another player or two might come…but, basically this is what we have. Now…It’s time to just make the most of the situation we are in. The cream will rise to the top. Whomever that is doesn’t concern me as much as just playing the best players we have in the fold.
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
~Don Shula~
In life, unlike chess, the game continues after checkmate.
~Isaac Asimov~
this^^^
functioning alcoholic or classless buffoon?
"I think my liver is shot" - Texphinphan
"i still believe henne is the qb for the dolphins" - texphinphan
Sup Sammy; you been staying up late or what, saw a (Monkey movie) "funny thing happen" whilest i was watching the film, had a flash-back!
I know (Jon) wasn’t drunk, but it sure did look like me trying to park the car the other nite!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on Aug 7, 2011 1:50 AM EDT reply actions
beaver
i missed u so much. its this stuff that u write that convinces me that u are actually a real beaver
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i know why you were gone....
you got a fare to brazil!
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DotJPBW
(under protest)
by LeftCoastFinFan on Aug 7, 2011 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions
there u go haha
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You get a job driven cab down there!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on Aug 7, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
My Prediction
Is 10-6…Even a mediocre QB can thrive in an offense with our healthy O-line, speed in the backfield, a WR that can stretch the field ( yeah, Clyde will make the team )…Our last years stars…The Beast…Hartline…and the best slot reciever in the league ( he is the Besst )…Our Defense will have to prove all the hype is true. The greatest challenge to this defense is to stop Brady. If they can do that…or just keep him in check…Our offensive weapons will have more chances. Offense gets headlines…Defense wins Championships.
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
~Don Shula~
In life, unlike chess, the game continues after checkmate.
~Isaac Asimov~
Interceptions
Was the demise of our season last year. Henne threw too many…and our defense didn’t accrue enough. If Henne threw five less…and our defense Intercepted five more…the tables would be turned. So…Is it possible that the defense will actually improve on the takeaways ? Is it possible…with a healthy O-line…and newly aquired offensive weapons…that Henne or Moore will cut down the Interceptions by five ?
I’m thinking YES.
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
~Don Shula~
In life, unlike chess, the game continues after checkmate.
~Isaac Asimov~
Nice to meet you Sam...
Just saying…. I believe you are way under valuing [is that a word?] amongst other things…a small pocket on the offense. Beside Henne…you’re missing Sheets and Clay!
[I can’t believe it’s almost 4AM]…but both Sheets and Clay WILL be assets…in totaly differant ways!
Clay is a unique man with many “natural” talents, that will, IMO, turn heads.
We are farther out front than you seem to appear.
Just sayin…..
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny
Agreed!
Although, Ireland MAY survive IF they are around .500 and the team seems to have underperformed. However, Sparano doesn’t. Anything less than 9-7 WITH a playoff birth, and I believe Sparano is gone. 9-7 without making the playoffs and I say its 50-50 Sparano is gone.
8-8? what are u smokin? double that divide by 2, add 3, subtract new england games and add jet games
that will be our record
shit dude, i suck at math
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LOL
What do you do when no one respects you? When you're so low you're not even an underdog? When your enemies are called kings? William Wallace would fight for every yard with his face painted aqua and orange. And so we will fight, not just for yards, but for touchdowns. And then they will fear us.
Chad Henne is 7 feet tall and consumes DBs with fireballs from his eyes and lightning bolts from his ass.
sam...on the front page?
Everyone find shelter the sky is falling!
Lol, nah jk.
Nice post Tex, agree with everything but the record. I see us winning 10…but you know me, I’m usually wrong.
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lmao... "nice post Tex"... lmao
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
wow...i quit
"The more people I meet the more I like my dog."
Winner of The Davone Bess Little Guy Award, 2010
Co-Captain of Team Lindley
LOL....
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
hahaha
hows it been kdog?
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as you can tell by my mistake...not good
"The more people I meet the more I like my dog."
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hahahahaha
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Our first five games will give us an idea of how good we are
If we can go 3-2 over the first five we’ll have a hell of a good season.
Studies have shown that 23% of all institutionalized mental patients
are capable of living normal lives in a productive society.
The other 77% are Jets fans.
NY Jets fan base: Bringing insanity and inbreeding to your community since 1960.
Back on the Hennewagon. Chuggin' along with no spare...
yea those first 5 are tough
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First of all, this is way too long, i need a samory.
Secondly, i absolutely refuse to believe you wrote this.
Thirdly, congrats on the FP!
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13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!
i missed u medic
how have u been?
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im good man
hoping to be more active around here for the season. Since when did you start writing full posts??
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13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!
yea same with me
and i decided yesterday, after watching hours of NFL network
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lol, awesome.
Even in the offseason i was coming to the phinsider to read up, but just never commented. Maybe just maybe the chill pill will return.
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13 1/2 phinsider fued points!!!
haha i hope it does
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I know, right?
I mean, how does he drive with one hand and the other on his peter, and write this?
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
Not that hard, u can get one also!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate!
by wild zion beaver on Aug 8, 2011 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions
8-8????
No way! 8-8 would be a complete disaster and i completely disagree!
We do have a tough division, however our defense alone may win 8 games.
Our defense will dominate most games. We are deep, talented and have THEE premeire defensive guru at the helm. Unless Henne takes 2 steps backward, I see a 10 win season.
We will surprise quite a few people with our success.
The J-E-S-T will surprise many people too——they will be 8-8 at best. Our D and offense are both better on paper and will be so on the field as well.
So it is written- so it shall be done.
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Sam is back! Sam is Back!!
good to see you mon!
Congrats on the FP as well.
Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)
Wildcat
Great article, but how can you say the wildcat will be absent this year? The Dolphins drafted Charles Clay who was a wildcat QB in Tulsa, Daniel Thomas who anchored as the wildcat QB and Pouncey was a wildcat specialist on the o-line. Plus, Daboll ran the wildcat in Cleveland. Brandon Marshall has a decent arm and I can imagine Bush will be well utilized on the wildcat too. As much as I hated the wildcat last year and how much of a momentum killer it was, it’s not going away any time soon. All the offseason moves the Phins have done scream “wildcat”. I hate it as much as the rest of you guys, but I’m just reading between the lines here.
I think you could be right
They’re probably not focusing on it right now due to shortened offseason…
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I don't hate it, unless it isn't working.
If, throughout the season, it is working at the 2008 & 2009 level; I’d like to see it used properly. It is a great formation, but needs the right personnel.
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The Phins record will depend on three things that no one can predict right now.
1) The Play Of The QB: The Phins started 3 different QB’s in ‘10. That can’t happen this year. No team can be successful starting that many QB’s. I think whoever gets the starting QB job (I think it will be Moore) needs to be consistent above everything else. If the Phins starting QB can be in the 85+ passer rating range for the entire season, they could make the playoffs.
2) The Defense Needs To Create A Lot Of Turnovers: The Phins Defense is the strength of the team (nothing like stating the obvious, huh). The Offense is the weakness. The Defense needs to create TO’s to give the Offense short fields to work with. One of the hardest things to do in the NFL is to have a long drive resulting in TD’s. Great defenses give their offenses short fields. The Phins Defense needs to be Great for them to make the playoffs.
3) Stay Healthy: Unless you have a great QB, the health of your team is of the utmost importance. The Phins don’t have that great QB so to have a chance at the playoffs, they need to stay healthy. Look at the Chicago Bears last year. They weren’t a great team with a great QB, but they made it to the NFC Championship Game because at the time they hadn’t lost one player to IR. In ’08, the Phins had very limited injuries and they won the division. If the Phins stay healthy this year, they could make the playoffs.
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8-8 will get us a new coaching staff to go along with a mediocre draft spot...
I hope that we do not have to endure that. Mediocrity kills!
2010 was like rubbing out an easy one with steel wool and crest toothpaste. . .PAINFUL!
However, if the lockout ends soon I''ll be so happy that I will shit in my hand and throw it at my grandma...
Sam? what?
This is about enough writing for a year for you,… I guess thats why you’ve been gone, you have to save up your writings so to speak.
;^J
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haha
hows it been, finster?
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Strivin and survivin, lol
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by uncle finster on Aug 7, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
It took him a year to write it....
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
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Yeah, i agree that safty is biggest wild card. I think Reshad Jones in a year or 2 when Bell retires or moves on. I think Jimmy Wilson will eventually take the free safety spot maybe even near the end of the season this year but more likely next year. But if it was anything like last year we will see most of our safetys on the field and see what they can do.
Sam, this was a really good post but I have one question.
Why 8-8? We’ll only have a 1 game improvement this year why?
What do you do when no one respects you? When you're so low you're not even an underdog? When your enemies are called kings? William Wallace would fight for every yard with his face painted aqua and orange. And so we will fight, not just for yards, but for touchdowns. And then they will fear us.
Chad Henne is 7 feet tall and consumes DBs with fireballs from his eyes and lightning bolts from his ass.
schedule, mostly
we have one of the toughest in the league. If everything falls into place, which we all know is hard to make happen, the record will be better
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haha, someone else on here a few days ago said our schedule was easy.
I told him to never trust the schedule :D
What do you do when no one respects you? When you're so low you're not even an underdog? When your enemies are called kings? William Wallace would fight for every yard with his face painted aqua and orange. And so we will fight, not just for yards, but for touchdowns. And then they will fear us.
Chad Henne is 7 feet tall and consumes DBs with fireballs from his eyes and lightning bolts from his ass.
We had a tough schedule last year.....
"Too many of us look at Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.""Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of truth and knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods.""Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe.""The most incomprehensible thing about the world is it is comprehensible.""Peace can not be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding." - Albert Einstein - "pm striker king"- WZB. Mosul's Blog
The Phinsider
and how did that wind up?
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THIS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)
Injuries happened last year. Something tells me they will happen again.
"Too many of us look at Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.""Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of truth and knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods.""Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe.""The most incomprehensible thing about the world is it is comprehensible.""Peace can not be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding." - Albert Einstein - "pm striker king"- WZB. Mosul's Blog
The Phinsider
hmm
From your analysis it seems like we’ll be doing better than 8-8 unless we lose games thatll be close…which i cant stand
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8-8 is not a dumb prediction because...
although we have improved in many areas we have 2 big unknowns….will Henne improve….how good is our New Offensive Coordinator AKA Brian D….much to prove….I support Henne…I have been critical of him….just wish we brought in Better competition for him!!
I think not getting Orton or Young was a big miss on Management’s part!
Do you have a prediction of which games we'll win an lose?
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still have the same job? I could have sworn I seen you in Manhattan rocking a Phins jersey, I yelled “Sam” but prollay wasnt you. Anyway, nice to see you back bro!
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haha yea wasn't me i guess
nice to be back man
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8-8 is playing it safe...
almost a sure bet to be within two each way, right?
NEVER shit in your hand and throw it at your grandma if she is a Navy Seal!!!!!
I think we are, at worst, going to win 7 games.
"Too many of us look at Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.""Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of truth and knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods.""Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe.""The most incomprehensible thing about the world is it is comprehensible.""Peace can not be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding." - Albert Einstein - "pm striker king"- WZB. Mosul's Blog
The Phinsider
Agree w/ct3661
My biggest concern is Coach Sparano. His comment about Favre was ridiculous. For a guy on the heat seat, he should be praising Henne and telling him that he is his QB. This season depends upon Henne’s performance and the most important thing that both Sparano and Ireland can do is to give the kid confidence. Bob Griese said that his first 3 to 4 seasons that he played poorly. He got a tremendous confidence boost when Shula told him that no matter what he was his starting QB.
Sammy!!! You beady-eyed-rat-producer....
Way to make a come back man!
Stick around… don’t make me send the monkey after ya….
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"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
Wow , Sam comes back and all the OG of this site come out, nice!!!
It will be nice for you all to come back and run off some of these trolls,Medic, Weecho,Sam, welcome back. Weecho whats the story on the baby?
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yea man, i bring all the old ghosts back with me
and dont worry, these newfound dolphins trolls wont last long
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Sam..
Just curious..if we go 8-8, how do u see us doing division wise?
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2nd, tied with Jets
i think the pats will be very good, but the jets are gonna be disappointing
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As well as we did, last year "on the road" with the champs the Bears, Lions, Viks, & poor GB Packers they won it all.
Well this will be our walk off home run, Err football dominattion on the road will continue, sprinkle in the season opener win. (JT is back) with all kinds of presure up the middle, the Pets fold like a “house of cards”. Sports has showed us, (one thing & one thing only) is that the Miami Dolphins R the “only undefeated team in the HISTORY” of the NFL!
So take that & get over it or die you homers!
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