Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Release 2012 Swimsuit Calendar
by Rzayo24 on Aug 30, 2011 4:40 PM EDT
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Last Wednesday the Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders celebrated the release of their 2012 Swimsuit calendar at Club Liv on Miami Beach. Two lucky girls made the cover this year, fifth-year veteran Ariana Aubert (like a chick named Ariana isn't destined to be hot from birth), and second year cheerleader Brianne Herndon. This year the shoot was located in Puerto Plata, located in the Dominican Republic (Sounds like an expensive Red Sox player). Sadly, my personal favorite cheerleader (and former FSU classmate) Fabiola got the Boise State treatment on this one, you're still MY #1 Fabiola, we'll make it through this.
I'll tell you one thing, if the Phins had as easy a time finding Offensive Linemen, as they do unearthing DROP DEAD HOT Cheerleaders - this team would be handing out ass whooping's on the regular. If you don't live in South Florida, and you wonder why so few people attend Marlins games, this would fall under the "numerous entertainment alternatives" category. Between the Miami Heat Dancers (Odaymis FTW), the Florida Panthers caged dancers surrounded by flame throwers and little people (made up the last part, but you've never been to a Panthers game so shut up) , the very underrated Marlins Mermaids (because those chicks look like your DTF hot ex-girlfriend that got away), and the Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders - South Florida HAS TO have the best ladies of the cheer.
(Full Video of the Fashion Show after the jump via Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Facebook Page that i may or may not frequent an unhealthy amount of times a day but dont judge me the restraining order was up long ago and that was a misunderstanding)
The video below is not only easy on the eyes, but it's informative. For instance, I had no idea the song "Let me see your Peacock" existed , or what a girl in a bathing suit would look like in full pads (confusing, yet intriguing).
To buy this calendar visit www.MiamiDolphins.com ($15.99)
We kick no field goals in the Cheerleading department.
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are you really?
Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)
We actually have a lot of beautiful women here..
Just a different type.. Ours are more farm girls. Farm girls are built nice :)
Lmao; raw dillagence is nice, it all about the pom-poms, just keeping "G"!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt today?
by wild zion beaver on Aug 30, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll take the two at the top.
And I also call dibs from the ones left to right in rows 1 through 5. Everyone else can split the photographer.
- Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead.
- Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
See what I said alpha it's just cruel!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt today?
by wild zion beaver on Aug 30, 2011 5:18 PM EDT reply actions
It's like dangling Birch in front of your little nose. lol
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny
fliper your starting to getmeafter all!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt today?
by wild zion beaver on Aug 31, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
YUM
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
~Don Shula~
In life, unlike chess, the game continues after checkmate.
~Isaac Asimov~
All the eyecandy; i belive temp."eye-stiffness has set in" not fatel but i will be out of comission for 12 minutes or so!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt today?
by wild zion beaver on Aug 30, 2011 5:28 PM EDT reply actions
IT'S TRUE !!! MDC'S DIG OFF4L !!!
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Marching to the beat of a different drummer since 1965...
by Ohiofinfan4life on Aug 30, 2011 5:48 PM EDT reply actions
So do the hOOter's gals,...
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Marching to the beat of a different drummer since 1965...
by Ohiofinfan4life on Aug 30, 2011 5:50 PM EDT reply actions
The on on the left in the headline picture...
Holy shit…I mean just…um…holy shit…
The only reason I watch Jets games is to see if TODAY is the day Rex Ryan's fat heart gives out on him...
In Miami, you have girls that look like that...
Here in Jersey, we get “Snooki”…Between that and the ridiculous property taxes, it may be time to relocate…
The only reason I watch Jets games is to see if TODAY is the day Rex Ryan's fat heart gives out on him...
besides, how can you be a jest fan - their cheerleaders look like Jabba the Ryan & go barefoot
just for rex!
In tenn, their cheerleaders are all barefoot & preggers!
I shudder when I think of the Raiders cheerleaders – just imagine the female version of the “What’s in your wallet?” guys!
Just think how stupid the average Jest fan is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider! ( a parody of a George Carlin line)
Raiders Cheerleader
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny
Huh so flip whats her face look like?!?
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt today?
by wild zion beaver on Aug 31, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
And that's one of the "lookers"
NY Jets = NFL's Chicago Cubs
There's a fine line between hopeful and desperate. Just look @ Jets fans.
That is alot better than looiking at Merling with his shirt pulled up
We will go at least 11-5 in 2011 because my nipples stood upright during the entire halftime show of the preseason game with Atlanta!
Jesus guy that was raw, my small pound they dont have t-shirts or braws!
wopper "the king" computer
We often look rite past the positive's cuz the negative's-r-so hard they dominate! Have you touched & preened your beaver-pelt today?
by wild zion beaver on Aug 30, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank You Rz!!!!!
lol
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
(like a chick named Ariana isn’t destined to be hot from birth)
Maybe the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen written on this site (even if it is true)
Stephen Ross is to be seen, not heard.
The Jets make up 12.5% of our schedule, there is no reason for them to take up more than 12.5% of our discussion.
by dolphinfanatic717 on Aug 30, 2011 7:30 PM EDT reply actions
Dolphinfaniatic717
Hey these are big girls they know what men think of when they look at the
calendars. Sex is why they sell so well. Can’t hate a guy for liking her name.
Supply and demand. Men who want pretty ladies and ladies whom like to be wanted.
Misogyny – is when men hate women. Not when we lust after them.
Who did I accuse of Misogyny?
I’m just commenting on talking about someone being hot from birth. Also, it was a joke – no lecture necessary :P
Stephen Ross is to be seen, not heard.
The Jets make up 12.5% of our schedule, there is no reason for them to take up more than 12.5% of our discussion.
by dolphinfanatic717 on Aug 30, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I chuckle...
I will agree to disagree with you - as long as you understand that I'm right.
by Tunaflipper on Aug 30, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
No nip? No 'toe?
No nothing!
I will agree to disagree with you - as long as you understand that I'm right.
LOL
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
My Raiders Cheerleader has your 'nip'
it’s just in a different spot. lol
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny
Is it me or is the girl on the left in the pic up top
just plain ugly?
I will agree to disagree with you - as long as you understand that I'm right.
Which pic? There's only like five of them....
Didn’t see an ugly one, lol
"The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos."
"Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed."
"Koa Misi -- the A.J. Duhe of this decade!"
That's why God made bourbon!
[I now know the power of the rec.- hoping to keep this up]
Elevator smell different to midget. -Chinese Proverb
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Who owns this shithole? - Will Muny
the cheerleader on the left of off4l
if so then im with ya on that
There's something in this room that makes you can't speak well.
I am proud to say that the Rex Ryan foot video was taken at the highschool I go to.
If we have the League's prettiest cheerleaders.....
…..which we DO….I’d trade ’em all for Minnie Pearl, Phyllis Diller and the Gorgon Medusa for a playoff team this year.
Studies have shown that 23% of all institutionalized mental patients
are capable of living normal lives in a productive society.
The other 77% are Jets fans.
NY Jets fan base: Bringing insanity and inbreeding to your community since 1960.
Back on the Hennewagon. Chuggin' along with no spare...
You'd trade Minnie Pearl for a playoff team? Super Bowl or no deal (They can keep Medusa though).
NY Jets = NFL's Chicago Cubs
There's a fine line between hopeful and desperate. Just look @ Jets fans.
What was this website about again?
2010 The Jim Mandich NewsFlash Award Winner.
Miss the misery.
Need a reason for a change.
Need a reason to explain.
So turn it on again.
Don't change your mind.
You're wasting light.
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